You bug me when

Long Rant ahead.

I frequently find myself irritated and offended by various things in my surroundings, I guess it's just in me to pick on other's flaws and not my own but here goes a rant on things that annoyed me recently.

1. Whiny people(students, to be specific)
Seriously, it's your education, he/she is your teacher. I don't mind if you complain over something unfair, I do it too. However, if you whine about a teacher making a small comment, or giving a small undemanding assignment, or a tiny flaw, that just pisses me off.

IT IS YOUR FREAKING EDUCATION. THE ONE YOUR PARENTS ARE PAYING FOR SO THAT YOU CAN GET A GOOD JOB WITH A GOOD PAY TO HAVE A GOOD LIFE. WE AS STUDENTS HAVE THE SHORT END OF THE STRAW AND HAVE TO SUCK IT UP AND TAKE WHAT WE HAVE. Have a little initiative to do your work. Have a little patience with your teacher's flaws, I've had patience with yours. The world does not revolve around you. The class has 40 people. The teacher cannot satisfy the demands of 40 people without offending others.

Stop whining and grow up. Just pay attention in class and try to do well. Didn't MR Ong's words sink into that thick skull of yours that contains your whining brain?

2. People who can't throw an insult properly.
Seriously. I know you hate me, I seem like a jerk but I'm actually a very nice person to those who are nice to me. Ask my friends.

Firstly, I don't mind if you continue using the word , "gay" as an insult on me. My friend JM has knighted be me with that word. That word means practically nothing. I've had people call me MUCH MUCH MUCH worse things, your insult felt like you swung a pillow and hit me in the face. IT DOESN'T WORK.

Secondly, I already know you call me "Gay" and I'm not changing my opinion on what kind of a person you are. So please have the guts to throw an insult at me TO MY FACE. Don't wait until I walk past you and have my back facing you to throw the word "Gay" to me. Or come reprimand me for being mean to you. I WILL APOLOGISE. I know I crossed the line for what I said while walking past your class. BUT WHAT YOU SAID TO MY FRIEND WASN'T EXACTLY FRIENDLY. You know what you said. I find it kinda sad that you have to resort to "hit-and-run" insults and don't dare confront me . Sigh. What has happened to the art of insulting?

3. Staring for the wrong reasons.
It all started when my sis and I were sitting at table B, between tables A and C. While I was still trying to finish my fries. A few youngsters come ans sit at table A. It didn't really matter, except they seemed to be waiting for someone because they were not ordering anything. Then a whole Family came along and sat at Table C. It was not large enough for them and they obviously needed more seats. Instead of asking, They just stood there and stared at us. YES THEY STARED AT US. LIKE THEY OWNED THE PLACE AND WE'RE OBLIGATED TO GIVE UP OUT SEAT. Then a guy from table A went over to Table C to crack a joke there. RUDE OR RUDE? I just thought it was rude cos I thought it was directed at us.
SERIOUSLY. JUST ASK FOR THE SEAT. Then my sister and I decided to be the bigger person and let them have it. My sister wanted to give them the bitchy evil eye. But couldn't cos I walked the other direction. The moment we stepped out of the McDonalds we bitched NON-STOP about the A**HOLES at McDonalds. For got what my sister said, but IT WAS HILARIOUS TO THE MAX.

So a message to people at Table C & A. HAVE SOME MANNERS AND ASK FOR THE TABLE. DON'T STARE. DIDN'T YOUR PARENTS TEACH YOU THAT IT'S RUDE TO STARE? IF I WERE A GANGSTER WITH PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS WOULD YOU STILL BE STARING AT ME? HUH?! SCREW YOU!!!!! AND ADD A "PLEASE" AT THE BACK WHEN YOU ASK FOR A TABLE. AND USE A FRIENDLY TONE OR DON'T EVEN THINK OF PUTTING YOUR ASS ON THE CHAIR. GET SOME MANNERS AND LEARN THE SOCIAL ETHICS AND NORMS OF THE SOCIETY. SINGAPORE IS A FIRST WORLD COUNTRY WITHOUT FIRST CLASS PEOPLE IS BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU! *sigh* OR ARE JUST SO MUCH OF A LOSER THAT YOU CAN'T ASK FOR A SEAT PROPERLY. _l_

AHHHH. I feel better after ranting.

MUST GET BACK TO WORK. GOT CHEM TEST + BAO ZHANG BAO DAO + ZUO YE TOMORROW. Did I forget to mention the loads of SL work to do?

PS. I kicked ass at my compo paper
PPS. I'm writing a 55 word Essay on love for lit and it's killing me to write it.

uh oh, we're in trouble

I have a cough and a temperature of 37.1. I hope it's a false alarm

Update: It's 37.4 now

NYP + Ghana Student

Random quote, "You are my exception." -Alex, from "he's just not that into you"

I went to NYP for a field trip. I really enjoyed myself there. First, we got a tour of their nursing course, there were a lot of dummies and a lot of medical equipment. There was even operating theatre and a delivery room. I got to try to use a defilburator, otherwise known as the shocker thing used by doctors in tv shows to revive patients.

HOWEVER!!!

I found out a truth about it. Defilburators are not used when a patient flat lines, you use it when the heart beat has a weird pattern. If a person flat lines, you do CPR. AND then person does not jump up when shocked, there is just a slight jolt. In my case, the dummy did not even jolt. And it took me many tries to get it correct because I did it wrongly. Super malu

After that we had a tour of NYP's digital media school, not as interesting as I thought, and my legs were getting tired, my bag was kinda heavy.

THEN WE GOT TO EAT! We went to participate in an experiment. I wanted to eat the har kow, but I ended up with this weird spicy salad dressing.

After that we had a talk about DPA then we were dismissed.

I some photos but I'm too lazy to upload them on Facebook since blogger is still F-ing up on me.

We had a Ghana student visit us, she was really friendly. It was tough to make conversations because I had no idea what to say. Because of the her visit, I got to skip almost half the day of school! But I missed the chemistry practical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Had rehearsal for National Day celebration, really didn't want to go.

Lingered around in school and finally left later.

OH YEAH, IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT SO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE PERSON MOST IMPORTANT IN MY LIFE, MY MOYHER. I WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Crazy

~DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY? DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY? DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY? Possibly.~

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

~DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY? DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY? DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY? Possibly.~
(it's a song)

what is wrong

Why blogger why?! why have you decided to torture me? Now I can't change font size, font colour, post pictures or videos. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?! It's not funny, Jia min. IT'S REALLY NOT.

If I knew how to take screen shots I would show you what my dire situation is like now.

*LARGE BOLD ITALIC* OH WAIT!! I CAN'T UPLOAD PHOTOS.

I have lost my motivation to blog.

Scary movie ain't that scary.

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SCREW YOU BLOGGER

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH BLOGGER, THE BIG BOX TO TYPE POSTS IS MISSING. I ONLY HAVE A SMALL BOX THAT SAYS PREVIEW TO TYPE IN

BUSY AGAIN

OMIGOSH, I'M SO BUSY AGAIN.

I'm so busy that it made me too tired and too lazy to update.

I've got SYF rehearsals and Cheer competition, not as bad as compared to the March-April chaos, BUT I'M STILL VERY BUSY. I have to get the words done for the cheer and finish the script for Deyi star finals by Monday, where I will have ushering duty that will clash with my SYF technical run at ACJC. Then SYF showcase on Tuesday and Wednesday. After that it's cheer rehearsal all the wayyyyyyy.

And I'm such a useless OIC, my AIC Jovina is practically doing most of the work. I feel so bad. I SHALL BE BETTER

You rock Jovina.

If you're expecting me to write something funny in this post, I'm sorry but my sense of humour has exhausted itself today.

OH YEAH. My dad visited last weekend, I really missed him. He got a laptop for my sister and we got a router to split the connection. I LOVE THE PERSON WHO INVENTED THE ROUTER.

Now the desktop is practically mine. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My dad's in Thailand now, only coming back during October, which is exam period. GG.

I have a new teacher, let's call him Sopranist, when we first saw him, he was just viewing the lesson so he never said anything. But on Wednesday, he came in to teach and the moment he started talking, I thought he was lip-synching to a recording of a woman's voice, when I closed my eyes and listened, all I could hear was a woman's voice.

FREAKY SHIT.

SL-T Shirt is PURPLE. LAVENDER, TO BE SPECIFIC. It's very hard to pull off this colour.

DISTURBING.

Today, the F&N students all thought they were gonna make butter cookies for F&N, but it came out dry for some of us, it came but as soda biscuits.

YES YOU HEARD IT. SODA BISCUITS.

Epic Fail. How can cookies even turn to soda biscuits?

Well maybe because this wasn't a practical but an experiment, so no sugar. And Jacinta didn't put enough water.

Goldilocks is never satisfied

I'm sure you've heard of the story of Goldilocks and the three bears. And you know her, nothing is good enough for Goldilocks and she leaves a mess wherever she goes.

Well, I have one in my school.

Goldilocks never mentioned any of her ideas for our performance, but all of a sudden she launches shit loads of ideas at us, she totally caught us off-guard. We were outraged. She totally changed our performance 180 degrees.

But I've grown immune to her antics a long time ago and I closed one eye. If I'm an actor, I have to learn to work with different people right?

BUT THEN. I HEARD SOMETHING UNFORGIVABLE FROM HER. Here's what happened

Because I have 2 juniors, X & Y performing a movement piece on the stage. X is fantastic while Y looks extremely awkward on stage because he's a bit shy and a bit new with the movements. My drama instructor thought Goldilocks would comment on it and was just about to explain when Goldilocks blurted on the ugliest sentence ever:

"That boy over there, can change to a slimmer one?"

I was appalled by her ugly, terrible words. She doesn't even have a good figure so she is in no position to comment on Y's size.

SO WHAT IF Y ISN'T SLIM?

He is just painting a box in a dramatic fashion!!!

NO LINES. NO CHARACTER. JUST PAINTING VERY DRAMATICALLY.

He is not playing the roll of a skinny person. JUST PAINTING

Why does he have to be replaced just because he is overweight? If he is going to perform for SYF 2011, will you pull him and the other fat performers out? If he's going to be an emcee at an assembly, will you rip him off stage and have a wafer-thin student replace him? By actually requesting to replace him solely on the reason that he is fat, you are sending a message that it's not okay to be fat, when you have staff and students that are overweight.

YOU ARE SUBCONSCIOUSLY PROMOTING HATE SPEECH!!!!!

You are implying that people without perfect figures cannot be allowed on stage.

We have fat teachers, why not she fire them and replace them with fit/muscular/wafer-thin teachers?

We have other fat students too, why not expel them or shove them into a dungeon when guests visit the school?

Soon maybe she's going to find the thin students an eyesore too and force them on protein diets and intense gym workouts so they can build muscle mass. (I will have to run for my life then, because I'm underweight)

Then she's gonna use hammers to force the buck-toothed student's teeth back to normal.

And while she's at it, she'll have ugly students wear masks to cover their faces, since we have insufficient funds to pay for their plastic surgery.

FACE IT GOLDILOCKS, PERFECT PEOPLE ARE RARE.

I have lost my last lingering thread of respect for Goldilocks.

I can overlook her inability to park her car properly.

I can overlook her often bad decisions.

I can overlook her fashion sense.

I can overlook that she's not the best person.

But I cannot overlook what she said

Someone with a position like her should be gaining the respect of the students, but her actions make us despise her.

We are getting an award for Centre of Excellence in the performing arts. NOT AN AWARD FOR SCHOOL WITH BEST STICK THIN PERFORMERS.

Her actions have proven to be revolting and proven her unworthy of our respect.

Stupid questions

I shall tackle a very pressing and irritating issue.

Teenagers face it everyday.

In fact, not only teenagers face this issue.

Children

Adults

Everyone of all ages, shapes and sizes face this issue.

It causes us distress, makes us insecure, self-conscious , irritated and frustrated.

NO, IT'S NOT ABUSE

IT'S NOT THE RECESSION

IT'S NOT GLOBAL WARMING

IT'S NOT ABOUT BULLYING

IT'S NOT ABOUT STUDIES

IT'S ABOUT.........

*POINTS TO POST TITLE*

IT'S ABOUT STUPID QUESTIONS!!!

Questions like:

"Why are you so tall?"

"Why is your Adam's apple so big?"

"Why are you so skinny?"

"How can you eat so much and not get fat?"

"Why are you fat?"

"Why are you so cute?"

"Why you so ugly?"

"Why you so stupid?"

"Why you so pretty?"

etc etc

Let me just say this:

DO WE LOOK LIKE WE KNOW THE ANSWER?

EVEN IF WE DID, the answer is obvious right????????

So I have come up with model answers

"Why are you so tall?"

Ans: Cos I have tall parents, who gave me tall genes, unlike you.

"Why is your adam's apple so big?"

Ans: (If it's a guy) It's a sign of maturity and that I'm growing into an adult. The lack of yours obviously proves your immaturity and how juvenile you are. (:

(If it's a girl): Very "Man" what

"Why are you so skinny?"

Rude answer: COS YOU'RE FAT!!!

Answer 1: I have a weird metabolism

Answer 2(to scare people): I have a eating disorder(use this as a joke only)

Answer 3: I bother to stay in shape, a sharp contrast to you.

"How can you eat so much and not get fat?"

Answer: I'm Bulimic

Answer 2: I bother to exercise, unlike you, hippo thighs.

Answer 3: I have a weird metabolism.

"Why are you fat?"

Answer 1: I'm not FAT, I'm just big-boned(in denial)

Answer 2: HOW DARE YOU?! It's not fat, it's vivacious.(in denial)

Answer 3(for shameless people): Being fat is the new "in" look, plus-sized models are taking the world by storm!

Answer 4 (to reply another fat person): Please look in the mirror, you look like you replaced your legs with an elephant's legs.

"Why are you so cute?"

Answer: Are you jealous?

Answer 2 : YOU'RE JUST UGLY

"Why you so ugly?"

Answer: (I've got none. )

"Why you so stupid?"

Answer: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not some stuck up high IQ jerk like you

Answer 2: You're just saying that to make yourself feel better, you know you're dumber than me

Answer 3: I can't be bothered to use my brain when idiots like you are around me.

Answer 4: I only act dumb so that you won't feel like you're the only one with a rotting stump for a brain.

"Why you so pretty?"

Answer: I've had plastic surgery. I could afford it. Unlike you

Answer 2: Thank you for the compliment

Answer 3: Cos you're ugly and jealous *give bitchy smile*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tell them these answers and they'll shut up. Well they may even ignore and hate you for a very long time.

NOTE! This post is just for fun! It is not meant to target Any individual who likes to ask stupid questions like this. I apologise if you feel offended. If you feel like I'm targeting you, clarify the whole issue with me first, THEN decide whether you should get all pissed and make me apologetic and stuff. I do not like to apologise when it's not my fault.

AGAIN, I AM NOT TARGETING ANYONE. IT IS MEANT AS A JOKE.

I LOVED DRAMA OUTING!!! Although I got muscle aches the next day and it my back hurts BADLY. Thank you for sort of celebrating my birthday!!! I don't think I've had so many people sing me a birthday song.

Procrastination

I wanna type a post about the NE workshop, but I am procrastinating to type. Well, I'll say one thing, maybe being a tour guide could be a possible career move. I want a job where I can talk as much as I want and not get into trouble.

Will&Grace is a great show. Watch it. But I don't advise it if you're homophobic.

On another topic, I was taking a train home recently and there was a little girl sitting with her mother and her father, her father had his eyes shut and was trying to rest, he had a big red suitcase in front of him. The little girl and her mother were thumb wrestling with each other and the little girl was giggling and her mother laughed and smiled along.

The sight of this "happy family" brought a smile to my face. Although they were just thumb wrestling. The innocent laughs of the little girl and the caring smiles her mother gave her while they were playing was so heart warming that it almost brought tears to my eyes.

I could not remember when I had so much fun with my family. I miss the times it when it was okay to cling and play with your parents. The little girl and her mother seemed to have popped out from a movie.

It seemed so perfect.

So happy.

So peaceful.

I would have cried if there was no around me. It was just so touching and heart warming.

When was the last time you saw something like that? Did it move you?

MUST-GO-OUT

I have to go out before I die of the boredom. CCA NOT INCLUDED. My hands are itching for mahjong, my eyes are aching to watch a movie, my feet wants to feel what it's like to be in rollerskates! 

Drama was okay. I can see the COE thing going SOMEWHERE. But we need a lot of brushing up and we have no time!!! Cannot slack!!!!! WE HAVE NO TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

One thing I realised is that sometimes people think their blog is only read by themsleves and isn't read b others. They blatantly complain and bitch about people, without realising how much trouble they can get into. 

(WAIT. This sounds a lot like me. LOL)

Well, at least I do it subtly and I only bitch about people who deserve it or is hated by a lot of people.

AND I SHALL QUOTE JAIME :

WALAO COMMENT LAH YOU ALL.

It's not that hard to use the comment function. 

You!!! The one in the Upper Serangoon Landed Property. 

AND YOU!!! The one in the Seng Kang HDB flat. 

You-know-who-you-are.

that's why 15th birthdays don't get nicknames. (they suck)

I HAD CCA 

I HAD SL

AND I GOT "ABANDONED"

I LOVE MY 15TH BDAY

Ice cream is a miracle mood saver

I shall use the $50 pen for my o levels

MY BIRTHDAY CANNOT SUCK ANY WORSE

*BANGS WALL*

Omigosh, I cannot believe this.  My birthday has arrived, but there's drama from 10am to 1pm and SL from 1.30pm to 5pm.

I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE  I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE ILOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE

I played mahjong at weicai's house today, I was the dealer for three rounds. Not bad right?????

My guy friends, or my lack thereof

I had a disturbing realization today during ptm. The number of female friends drastically out number the number of male friends I have. From the moment I entered the school to the time I reached my classroom, I ran into 3 guy friends and 9 female friends. I thought it was weird that i only ran into mostly female friends.   (PTM was okay.) 

Back to main point. While walking home with mum, she told me most of the friends I ran into were girls and said it seems like I have no guy friends. I immediately got defensive and said I had male friends, it was only because of the Ptm that they didn't get to she them. I immediately named Donavon and Sean, but my mind went blank immediately . It took my a few seconds to think of my other guy friends. AND I STRUGGLED A BIT TO REMEMBER.

If you were to ask me to list my female friends, I can say them very fast.

ISN'T THIS A LITTLE WEIRD? I LACK GUY FRIENDS. 

But it's easy to make friends with girls. Right?

OH YEAH. I GOT 10TH IN CLASS! WOO

But my grades still like shit lah.

llihnwodgniogsiamardknihti

I got 2 A2's, 1 B3, 2 C5's and 2 C6's. L1R4 16 L1R5 22

What school can i go to now?! Must start bucking up! Mr Neo says he will teach 5 physics chapters in term 3. THAT'S AN AVERAGE OF 7 PERIODS PER CHAPTER. 

IN OTHER WORDS, WE HAVE 3.5 HOURS OF LESSONS FOR EACH CHAPTER!!! D:D:D:D:

Omg, NOOOOO

Malaysia got swine flu!!!! Shit, it's definitely going to spread to Singapore now. Must be prepared. DO NOT PANIC!!!!

Watched the season finale of Grey's Anatomy,  DAMN touching!! Damn saddening. DON'T LET GEORGE DIE!!!! OR DON'T LET IZZIE DIE. Although I think George will die because T.R Knight is leaving the show. BUT IZZIE CANNOT DIE, IT'LL BREAK ALEX'S HEART. 

On the other hand, it's quite weird that no one realised George was missing the whole day and didn't realise the John Doe was George. (For those who fail English, a john doe is someone with an unknown identity, female version is Jane Doe) In this case, they did not recognise George because he was badly scarred. They didn't realise the patient was George until George wrote "007"(his nickname) on Meredith's hand. Meredith totally freaked out.

Meredith's monologue at the episode was so touching. It went like this:

Did you say it?

"I love you"

"I don't ever wanna live without you"

"You changed my life"

Did you say it?

Make a plan

Set a goal

Work towards it

But every now and then, 

Look around

Drink it in

Thus, this is it

It might all be gone tomorrow

three more to go

THREE MORE PAPERS TO GO!!!! POA AND F&N, QUIVER BEFORE MY MIGHT!!! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

The maths papers had "Ms Chua" written all over it, Ms Chua didn't even have to walk into the classroom, we all could guess that she was the setter. I totally screwed up both papaers, i left out 18 marks for paper 1 and 21 marks for paper 2. TOTALLY SCREWED. Physics wasn't that bad, I knew how to do most of the questions, despite barely studying. 

By the way, has anyone noticed that Singapore doesn't show Japanese dramas anymore? It's very tiring to see Korean dramas all the time. We need something fresh! Bring back a Japanese drama or 2. It will boost viewership. Everywhere you go, you see Korean dramas, and most of all the dvd's up for rental are korean. I'm very suffocated by the flooding of stuff that's Korean everywhere. Is it because Singaporean's still bear a grugde against Japan for the Japanese Occupation? BUT THAT WAS SO LONG AGO!!!!! 

All hail POA!!!

sian

I want sims 3 but I can't because a dvd drive is needed, I don't have one.

Msn Categories

Grouping in msn is so troublesome, I used to sort them according to 4 categories 

Friends, Family, People I dislike, and Others

I realised last month that a lot of people were grouped wrongly because the groupings were rather broad, acquaintances and people who weren't really friends were under the "Friends" category and people that I no longer disliked were still under "People I dislike". And my contacts grew a lot this year so I decided to re-group everything. So the current groups are:

107'07/207'08, 305'09, Mayflower, Family, Random Assorted Deyi People, Not from Deyi or Mayflower, and Fuckers.

It was a hassle sorting them out, the whole sorting makes NAPFA look easy. (Okay I admit, I'm exaggerating.)

That made contacts way easier for me to find.

On another random topic, maybe I shouldn't get the Sims 3.  Because it's 7GB big, and may not be compatible with my computer, AND IT COSTS $74!!!!!!! Not worth it! Shall wait for price to go down before buying.

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T WANT IT!! THE PRE-ORDERED HAS SOME SPECIAL ADDITIONS/FEATURES.

What to do, what to do?!

I should go buy something cheaper, like a wallet WITH NO VELCRO!!!!!! I HATE THE SOUND OF THE VELCRO ON MY WALLET. Or maybe a pair of sunglasses, to act cool and shit. *Although I probably won't need sunglasses at all because I stay at home all the time.*

Hints

Do you know?! Sims 3 is coming to Singapore on 3 June!! 1 day before my birthday! Isn't this so cool? The game I've been looking forward to comes to Singapore right before my birthday!

ISN'T THIS JUST SOOOO COINCIDENTAL?

Anyway, as I have mentioned, I want to go blonde. But my mum said NO!!!!!!! I want to dye my hair!!! Why won't she let me?! GARGH.

I'm thinking of brushing up my very poor skating skills again, but I can't because I have no skates. I have to go super far away to rent a pair. So inconvenient. 

I also plan to do some jogging/running during the holidays to buff myself up. Maybe I shall go short for a pair of running shoes.

I've been dying to expand my wardrobe. I want to get a vest, a skinny tie, maybe a cardigan? 

Gosh, I'm so greedy, money doesn't grow on trees.

Some rain is dearly needed now.

Blonde Kenji, arriving soon

Ignore the title for now, I just want to make a couple of shout outs:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOONG JIA MIN AND JACINTA LIM!!!

Jiamin, who has been one of my closest friends these past 2 years, and Jacinta, my first close friend in 305, I wish you a smashing 15th birthday!!!! 

And,

Happy belated birthday, Michelle Cheng Yu Mei!!

You too, a close friend I've had for the past two years, although we're not in the same class now and we don't talk so often, at least the last 2 years of friendship meant something right?

Anyway, exams are here! And the only paper I'm confident of passing is English. I'm still confused with trial balances, I still have problems with the topic on bonding for chemistry, AND MY PHYSICS STILL CANNOT-MAKE-IT!!!! My F&N, Maths and Chinese is a gone case.

Although I have problems with the topic on bonding, I manged to top my class in that topic!! I thought I failed the test since I was stuck at a lot of questions. I managed to de-throne my class's top in chemistry and claim the seat for my own!! *Celebrates with confetti in lala-land* Well, it'll only be temporary, my head roll during chem paper.

Anyway, referring to the title, I'm planning to go blonde for the june holidays. Anyone think I should do it?

Gold With Honours

This post is super late, but is totally worth it. 

You know why?!

BECAUSE DRAMA GOT GOLD WITH HONOURS FOR SYF!!!!

Gold with honours!!!! Can you believe it? Because I can't!!!!!!! Winarti came over towards me, super excited, and told me that we might have gotten something good for Syf. I was damn excited.

Then Mrs Chua went on the podium and announced that Drama got Gold with honours!!! I was overjoyed and shocked to the extreme!!! I cheered super loud!!! I even stood up and cheered!!! I almost cried, but thought it would be embarassing for a guy to cry in front of so many people.

After morning assembly, we rushed to the foyer and cheered like crazy until mr goh had t go over and hush us!!

I heard a trumpet

My neighbour likes to open her door and play her violin loudly and horribly for the whole block to hear. I hate it when she does that, I'd rather hear the song "Black and gold" (I hate that song) all day long rather than hear her violin . There is also someone on the opposite block who plays the drums. (also quite badly) But the point is, I NOW HEAR A TRUMPET. Additionally, I am 99.9% sure that trumpet is from our school band because the "songs"( or what sounds like a damaged car horn), are the ones that are played by my school band. 

OMIGOSH, I CAN GO BANG THE WALL AND DIE. ( but I won't do it.)

GOSH

Syf is in about 14 hours time!!! Finally made it after months of rehearsals! Will give my all tomorrow and put up a performance that will knock the judge's socks off!! 

GANBATTE KENJI!!

SO WHAT IF I DON'T GO STEADY

I have finally decided. I will not go steady!! Why should I even feel stressed that everyone is getting into a relationship and I remain single? A lot of Secondary School relationships don't last, getting into a relationship will just be a waste of time!

Sigh

This has been pressing me for a while now. I made a friend during sec 1 orientation. We were a bit close for the first few days and although the bond weakened, we still remained friends. Until somewhere in sec 2 I did something that burnt off all my bridges to a lot of people. I was lucky to have some friends left, but he wasn't one of the few who stood by much longer. Soon, conversations decreased, we became nothing but hi-bye friends. Now, he abhors me, and doesn't talk to me, and I know he blocks me on msn (or he created a new acc and decided not to add me, but that's unlikely since it's so troublesome). 

He burnt of the bridge first, but I won't deny that I sort of gave him the matchstick to burn down the bridge. 

HEHEZ

 This is a super late post.

I'm finally a true blue Student Leader! Got my tie on Monday during the investiture. But my classmates only realised I got my tie much later. Now I can fully concentrate on my drama syf, which is 5 days away!!!!!! I still can't nail down my character. Omygosh, I'm feeling the stress as I type this post. 

Although I disliked math last year, I'm starting to like it now because it seems way easier this year. Maybe it's because I don't take A maths, that's why E maths seems so easy. LOL. 

I did something weird on Wednesday, I had a sudden craving for omelet rice during drama so I went all the way from Ang Mo Kio to Yishun North Point just to eat the Japanese Omelet rice there. ALL BY MYSELF. That's something I usually won't do because I dislike eating alone. It seems pathetic and brings down the joys of eating. (I think you don't understand what I'm writing because I don't understand what I'm writing, HAHA). Well, at least I had people to chat with on the train. Found out something shocking, AND I UNCOVERED IT WITH MY LOGIC USING MY KICK-ASS OBSERVATIONAL AND KNOCK-YOUR-SOCKS-OFF HEARING SKILLS, I DID NOT NEED ANYONE TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. (since no one bothered to tell me). 

I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF CAN?!!! *ego boost* 

Lol, people are gonna start calling me arrogant again.

The POA test I had on Wednesday was super easy. Although I think I got a few questions wrong. HEHE.

HAHA, I KNEW IT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, I WAS RIGHT AFTER ALL! X has a crush on Y !!! That explains his overreaction today!!!

Oh My Gosh, Scandalous!

That's my new catch phrase, beacuse I've been hearing so much gossip and scandal that I keep saying it!!

harh

Why does my english teacher give me such low marks for my assignments?

Why?!

There is no way I deserved the marks I got for my situational writing and my book review. NO WAY.

New goal

I have an announcement to make, 

I have setted a new goal for myself.

This time, it's a goal that I can achieve, unlike those old ones I set for myself (refer to old posts)

My new goal is to pollute a very close friend of mine. It's gonna be sooooo fun.

WHAT THE HELL? MY AUNT THINKS I'LL GO TO ITE!!!

DAMMIT

Realization

A phone call with a friend made me write this.

Ever been back-stabbed by a friend and wondered why you got back-stabbed? Ever wonder why everyone can turn against you for the slightest mistake? Ialways asked myself these questions and I slowly got the asnwers.  All the politics and mind games happening around is so vexing. I miss the days in primary school where everything was done without a care and knives were not thrown at you from all directions. In seconday school every action an affect one's social standing and must be thought through clearly. 

When we do something in secondary school we must always consider these:

Will it embarass us?

Will it make us unpopular?

Will it ruin our lives?

Will it offend people?

Will people likeit?

Will they pay attention?

Will the desired outcome come about?

Screw politics.

OMIGOSH, I'M SOUNDING MORE AND MORE LIKE SOME ANNOYING TEENAGER WHO TYPES NOTHING BUT EMO STUFF ALL OVER HIS BLOG. 

I need to be more tolerant with people. The world dosen't revolve around me. 

I shall just post

I have nothing to do so I'll just write something.

Firstly, School, Jiamin was absent today, I thought she was sick or skipped sch or something. BUT, it turns out that she got stuck in the lift!! Omg, I hope she's okay. 

Found out that Seng Jung changed his blog url to something scandalous and very daring. However, it was the corniest way to get the attention of JY. Seriously, ho does he even think he is, JY's boyfriend?

Yeah Yeah, you can say I'm in no position to judge cos love has no bounds blah blah blah. But I just judged it, so suck it up.

I really hope things will get better for me in 305, still feel kinda distant from my classmates despite being in the same class for almost 3 months. Besides those from 207, I only trust a few people in  the class. I guess things will improve by the end of this year, RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT?

Starting to miss the people from the debate team, I miss the times there. 

Homework is piling up because of my reluctance to do them. Must-do-HOMEWORK!!!!!

I hate my hairstyle now, it is sooo ugly, I feel like shoving double cheeseburgers down my throat till I choke to death EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE THEM.

Gosh, I sound like an irritating emo teen.

Oh, hello, can't see you

I'm finally updating my blog!!!! I know you've been dying for me to update this right?  *act bhb* 

Let's start this post from Friday shall we?

Nothing significant that I could remember happened during lessons, let's skip to after school shall we. Mr Neo and Ms Djie were giving out our report cards and when Ms Djie called out my name, I rushed over to get my report card. Shetold me I was good at English and Science but needed to buck up at math and chinese. I took my report card, shaking with excitement, with beads of perspiration dripping from my head. This was what my grades were.

English                  74.7     A2

Maths                   48.0     D7

Chinese                40.0    E8

Comb Science      79.2     A1

Comb Humans   50.0     C6

POA                     58.0     C5

F&N                     60.0     B4

I FAILED MY MATHS BY 2 MARKS!!!!! KNN!! Must work harder!!! I was pleased with my A1 in science, I was disappointed I failed Chinese and quite relieved to pass Poa , Comb Humans And F&N. I was definitely irritated that I was 0.3 marks away from and A1 in English and upon Closer Inspection, I realised I topped English!!! I FREAKING TOPPED ENGLISH!!!!

YOU HEARD THAT?! I TOPPED ENGLISH!!!!

Now people are gonna call me a show-off, but I can't really be bothered because it's flaunt it or lose it.  Then had debates, while getting ready, Korin and I had a karaoke session, singing to Chinese songs. We prepared then headed to Unity Secondary, which was the venue. I was super confident, contrary to the adjudicator's belief. I just shot rebuttals, I was barely reading off a script(I didn't have one). In the end, we won the debate!!! WE WON!!! However, it's 2 loss 1 win, so we can't go to the next round. Well, it's all about the experience right?

Went home, memorised my lines, then went sleep.

Saturday

PERFORMANCE AT Catholic High! I was damn afraid I would get my lines wrong, and I really DID!!!! I missed out a whole line!!! Then went to eat, I swear to always think twice before going anywhere to eat. Pastamania was $$$$.

Sunday

nothing significant that I could remember.

Monday

HPB competition! My team was second to complete our work! I hope we get through. Found out something scandalous, then went for drama.

Tuesday

Bought costume

Wednesday

Drama Rehearsals!!!!!

Thursday

Rehearsal at ACS Barker. I really need to buck up, I'm the weakest link right now.

Friday

Slacked at home

And I just found out that anyone can stab you in the back, your friends may not be what they seem to be, watch out. This rule especially applies to ugly and attention-seeking people.

9/20

I got back my maths common test only to be struck be disappointed, I got 9/20 for the test!!!!! I failed my common test!!!! I just passed my First common test and my other 2 class tests, at this rate, I'l fail my Maths, AGAIN! On the brighter side, i'm passing my F&N and I just have to pass my next test to pass CA1. I got 27/30 for my Chem test, second highest in class, pure shiokness. I have Physics test and Chinese test tomorrow, hope it won't be too tough.

On a ransom sidenote, those who watch gundam 00 rejoice!!!!!! NENA TRNITY IS DEAD!!!!!! THE WRITERS FINALLY KILLED HER OFF!!!! WOOO!!!! I hated that B*tch since the first episode she appeared in. I hated her even more when she killed Louise family although the family was innocent, which caused louise to lose pat of her right arm and drive Louise and Saji apart.

I was cheering when Louise killed Nena in battle, Nena finally got what she deserved. But it was quite sad when louise went crazy and brokedown later, she got her revenge but it couldn't bring her family to life. So sad :(

He's just not that into you

Watched "he's just not that into you" on Friday, the movie was great,

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?!

I dunno why to, I guess I just have a sof spot for romantic comedies. The movie was funny, but it was to chopped up cos there were too many actors and storylines. There wasn't much depth in the movie. I especially liked the scene where Alex went to Gigi's doorstep to confess his feelings to her. My heart "sort of" melted on the spot.

Another scene I liked was when Mary(Drew Barrymore), was shopping with her friend Anna, ans said, "I used to be with this guy who voicemailed me at work, so I called him, then he emailed my Blackberry, so I texted his cell, then he emailed my home account, and the whole thing got out of control. I miss the days when you had one number, and one answering machine, and that one answering machine holds one cassette tape, either had a message from a guy or it didn't. These days you have to go through so many portals only to be rejected by 7 different forms of technology, it's exhausting!"

Woots

In lighter news, sitting with Bing Hui isn't that bad after all, he's really friendly and is quite good at maths. He also makes random gun sound effects halfway through lessons, which I find very cute. (cute, as in funny cute!!!)

*RANDOM Side note, I passed my maths test! 15/30! Woot! So so far I have failed 1 test and passed 3, I'm so proud of myself.

Drama is going well, got new script , again. Need to get lines down soon.

Lit sucks, F&N sucks. Ironic, isn't it? The 2 subjects I looked forward to are the lessons I hate going for now.

Getting kind of busy, no time to take afternoon naps. I shall sleep my Saturday away.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING OUT THIS WEEKEND!!!

erm

Michelle dosen't sit with me now, Bing Hui does. Mr Neo change the seating arrangment. I hope I get a long well with him. Or else I'm gonna suffer there.

Chem test was sssssssssssooooooooooooooo easy.

I'm so excited about tomorrow!

Manbangs

I HAVE BANGS NOW!!!

I love my bangs even if ypu find it ugly

Schedule!

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg Task Analysis!!!!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Clouds

Then next time you're in a bus in the afternoon or in the morning, or you have nothing to do in class or at home, just look at the sky, look at the clouds, it has a huge calming effect, the beauty of the sky and the clouds from the ground may not be as good as the ones in high places, but you just find yourself staring at it for a while. Great for stressed people. Try it!

Random side note: We need to talk, you know who you are.

omg i'm screwed

i'm so screwed. You want to know why? Cos I have a fever of 37.9 degrees celcius and I'm supposeed to visit my relatives for cny.

Bye Bye weekdays

I mentioned before that I suck at making decisions. I have managed to prove it. How?

I joined too many school activities and know my weekdays are gone!!!

Let's look at what my weekly after school schedule looks like last time.

Sec 1

Monday:  Drama Club from 3pm to 6pm

Tuesday: No activities

Wednesday : No activities

Thursday: No activities

Friday: No activities

Towards the end of  Sec2 it became like this

Monday: Drama from 3-6

Tuesday: Nth

Wednesday: Nth

Thursday: Choir from 3-6

Friday: Nth

Seems manageable right? 

Now in Sec 3, I have Drama on Wednesday for SYF, and debate team on Tuesday and Friday.

So my after school schedule looks like this:

Monday: Drama Club

Tuesday : Debate team

Wednesday: Drama Club

Thursday: Choir

Friday: Debate team

Throw in my InnoWits poject and poof! I have officially made myself a 大忙人(da mang ren,a busy man) . WOO!!! Bring on the work, I am ready to rumble!!!!

So if you see a guy walking around like a zombie, that would be me.

Recently, while I was at Amk hub with Simin and Hui Ching, my food had a disagreement with my digestive system, naturally I went to the nearest toilet I could find. 

To my surprise, I wasn't the only one who needed to poop at that time. 2other guys were already queueing for cubicles. 3 were occupied and one was under maintenance . So after waiting for 5 minutes or so it was my turn, to my disappointment , it was a squat toilet. I still had to use it cos I was dying to use the toilet.  Then I realised one thing, I HAD NOWHERE TO PUT MY BAG. The only choice was to place it on the floor, where it would be the breeding ground for god knows how many germs. The hook that they have on the back of the door was missing, some asshole must have yanked it out. 

So, to all you people, from know on, do not touch my school bag  cos it is covered with germs all sorts of germs you find on toilet floors. 

This raises an issue: Why do people still build squat toilets? Firstly, some people can't use the squat toilet with their pants on, like me , but it's much easier with a sitting toilet, you can leave it at your ankles. Secondly, some of us needs a place to place our bags, usually the hooks on the toilet door are missing for some weird reason. Who would want to place their bags on the floor which has come into contact with some of the dirtiest things on earth, which is also often wet. 

I CURSE THE DAY THE ASSHOLE THAT REMOVED THE HOOK WAS BORN!

Talking about shit, it was them shitty that after the Chinese New Year celebration, I had no one to at lunch with, (YOU DIE ON WEDNESDAY SEAN , psk).  Luckily I bumped into Bertrand at a MacDonald's. We ate lunch and had a looong chat. Then went home after that.

I'm also starting to find it damn irritating I can't smile to myself when I'm at home, my mum goes berserk when she sees my smiling. I have no idea what her problem is.

Conversation killer

I have just learnt a new conversation killer, this simple 2 words can kill a conversation effectively, useful if you feel like brushing someone of before he/she can say more. 

Just say, "No time"

The other party (even if dumb) will immediately get the message and stop talking to you completely. It also functions well as a mood killer to the other party, talk about killing two birds with one stone.

If that sounds a little rude to you, you can try something like "Srry, no time, ttyl" to make it sound friendlier. 

Conversation killer #2.

Don't say Hello/Hi/Ello/Ni hao/Konichiwa

Just type a "?" or say "what?"

This will send the other party a message that you don't feel like talking. Why? Because you're so busy/pissed/upset or whatever you're doing . Totally a convo killer and makes you sound rude and unrefined. 

Put them together and you get something like this:

Pesky person: Hello

(You are busy so you try to sound uninterested by using "?" or "What?" instead of "Hello")

You:?

(Pesky person, however, is quite dim-witted and dosen't get the message, so he/she carries on typing/talking)

Pesky Person:Nothing much, just want to chat.

Pesky Person: I came across something interesting on the net.

(Before Pesky Person can continue, you unleash your weapon "No Time")

You: No time

(Pesky Person realizes that you are uninterested,probably gets irritated and closes the conversation if on msn, or walks away if in real life ).

Note! Sometimes Pesky Person may continue talking and ask questions like "Why?" or "Why are you so rude? Can't you put it nicely?". So it is advisable to walk away after using "no time".

Other conversation killers are similar to the ones mentioned, short answers , rude answers, not replying, talking too much, etc etc. 

Take note! It is not advised to abruptly end it rudely, it is more advisable to type it nicely but inserting a "Sorry/pardon me/ excuse me" or "ttly, ttfn, bb, brb," . Spelling the hole thing out makes it seem more sincere. 

Conversation killing is easy to pick up, I hope this short post has made it easier for you to kill unwanted conversations, irritate people and spark more blog posts like this.

DRAMA CAMP WAS AWESOME, shall blog about it some other day,

THE WEEK IS LONG

It's finally Thursday, it's been a long week, sec 3 life is soooooooooo draggy. I have drama camp tomorrow, but it's not overnight. Looking forward to it.

James, please return my library book!!!

Went for choir today, my mum still has no idea I'm in choir. My legs almost broke, and I sounded flat at some parts. 

I have to finish my zuo ye, I have 1 page left.

I want to sleep. 

Craving for pasta in the white creme thingy.

The carton of milk is waiting for me, but I'm still not growing taller. I've seem to have stopped growing. And I'm only 1.78!!!! Just 2 more cm!!! 2 cm, 2cm, 2cm, 2cm, 2cm, 2cm!!!!! I wouldn't mind another 10kg while at it, I really want to gain weight, ( a lot of fat people must be planning my murder right now). 

So far, only 1 person noticed I have a new watch, which is Bertrand. 

I talked to my chinese teacher in Japanese. 

I keep scratching my head every 2 minutes as if it can remove the writer's block i am having right now.

My long pants are kinda baggy, maybe I should alter them.

I'm still craving for food.

I'm still having a writer's block.

James, please return my library book ASAP

The sky is black right now. 

I need $ for my lit file.

I will bloody drive a knife down your throat.

Is KayKay going to kiss Paul?

I'm being so random and I'm stil having writer's block.

ydoberabruoyffotignikcildnauoyrevollaetalocohcgniruopekilleefi <-- Guess what this means.

207 posts

THIS IS MY 207TH POST! WOOO ! 207! I still write 2008 instead of 2009 and I still write my old register number in 207, I miss 207.

Anyway, more importantly, I have realised who I am, what I am, 

I AM A SUBCONSCIOUS MASOCHIST!!!!

Think about it, I make bad decisions all the time even though I know I can make better judgement and people advise me not to do it. I make decisions that cause me to regret and suffer. I kinda like physical pain, (except the ones you get when someone hits you hard on the back) I let Haikal punch my arm about 5 times just for fun. I let people slap me for fun, I let people hit me for fun. 

I can't believe I never realised that.

CCa orientation

Had cca orientation, the monkey suit was to small for me so I just wore the monkey hat, which made me look ridiculous. 

ok, i'm lazy to type

Before I forget again,

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY DAD!

生日快乐！

お誕生日！

woah, cca orientation is starting in 7 hours and i'm not in bed yet.

Say you're my bitch!

After hearing Robin say , "Say you're my bitch."  on "How I Met Your Mother", I can't get that line out of my head, I have the urge to say it to everyone I see. It keeps going on and on and on. That little voice in my head keeps saying  " You're my bitch, you're my bitch, you're my bitch, you're my bitch, you're my bitch....... YOU'RE MY BITCH" 

I really hate my teeth, must-go-see-dentist! Must-get-braces! I look uglier than I already am when I smile . Then ther'e my hunching, I keep hunching, I may need to wear a back brace too! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

Imagine

Ugly + bad smile + hunchback of Notredame =  very fugly

 But then, if I get braces, it'll be:

Ugly + dental braces + spinal brace = still very fugly

But heck lar, if I can look good  for the rest of my life, I'd do it lar.

But then,  they're quite $$$ leh. How ah? Why must the price of beauty/vanity/a good smile be so $$$?

According to Wikipedia, countries like Sweden, Slovenia, Germany , Croatia and Denmark let patients under 18 GET ORTHODONTIC TREATMENT FOR FUCKING FREE, as it is paid for by their government's health care systems. 

Damn it! Why can't OUR country do that? We're a pretty kick-ass country, can't the government have some money set aside for this? 

sheesh, must be the SS homework that's getting me so agitated.

Ok, gtg finish moi SS homework!

First day of school

Back to school! Here's a summary of my first day back at school.

1. Sister woke me up

2.Brushed my teeth, washed my face

3.changed into uniform (LONG PANTS!)

4. Munched my breakfast halfway before going out

5. Put on my new tight shoes

6. Walked to school while finishing my breakfast.

7. Reached school

8. Climbed 3 flight of stairs

9. Walked into 305

10. Chose a seat at the front and placed my bag there.

11. Went around to greet my friends and ex-classmates

12. Morning Assembly, met 3 people, Jacintha , Shakinah and jiaXing

13.  Realised that announcements are terribly soft at the back of the parade square

14. Went back to class

15. Met form teacher, Mr Neo and co-form teacher Mr Stephen Goh.

16. Went through timetable

17. F&N, our teacher is Mr Soh (Yes, he came back, I'm surprised myself!) , but he was busy with his Sec 1 class, so the F&N students got to slack! Chatted with Jacintha, Shakinah, Jiaxing and the new transfer student from Malaysia, Ian, who seats beside me. 

18. Chinese teacher is Mr Peng(I translated his name from Chinese, so I'm not too sure if it's correct) . Seems to be a nice teacher, and when he asked questions, the whole class kept quiet, no one answered.

Here's an example : 

Teacher:你们知道你们中一，中二写的作文叫什么吗？

Class: *silence*

Teacher: 是用来形容人的。

Class: *still silence*

Teacher:第一个字是  “记”

At this point, I start to get a clue of what the second word may be. Our teacher decided to give one last clue.

Teacher:是用来形容人的！

He Finally gives up and writes the second word.

Teacher:是叫做记人！

Some of us laughed lar. But those from 207 definitely laughed cos 记人 sounds like Keejin's chinese name.

19. Recess! I spent half the time munching on m burger alone before I spotted a table with Zhen Ning and Weifang

20. Mr Rafi is my SS teacher, seems like an ok-ok teacher to me. Rachel told me he's a great teacher. So it puts me at ease for the moment.

21.Math lesson, math teacher is Mr Loh. I've heard that he's a good teacher, so I think I finally have hope of passing math. =)

My post must be boring you right? I think you're probably dozing off by now.

22.El lesson, as I mentioned before, my teacher is Mr Stephen G. He seems like a pleasant Old man teacher, with hair that looks like George Washington's David Marshall's and a "refined air" around him. He asked us this:

"What is grammar?"

I felt like I was in Primary school, I thought the question was an insult to our intellects or something. He didn't make a good impression to the boys to the left of the class. They twisted his words and sort off made a fool out of Mr G . Although not really very funny, there were a few parts that were funny,(wtf, I think I just contradicted myself) although it was kind of mean to laugh at a teacher lar. I sort of made a one-sided-bet to the girl behind me, Kai Xing(who btw,can speak some Japanese, I had a mini conversation with her) , that he'll flare up by the end of next week. We both thought that the poor teacher wouldn't last a year ad would be begging for a transfer.

Just when I thought he made a good impression, Mr G, who was pretty irritated by the interruptions in his class. He had the nerve to say that our class had no aim, no ambition , was useless , etc etc. Needless to say, my good impression of him went down the drain, got deep fried, mauled by dogs and got buried in a pile of dog crap. I wanted to stand up and give him a piece of my mind, verbally. but I didn't think it was a good idea, so I didn't say anything.

so I'll say it now,

Dear Mr G.

Excuse me, but doesn't mean some people acted like a fool in the class DOES NOT MEAN we are useless, have no aim and ambition in life and are useless. You barely know us and you are already passing judgment onto us. Yes, some of the students may be in the wrong, but that does not give you the right to judge 38 students and insult them. If you're say it's a lecture to make us respect you and motivate us and shit, it wasn't, and you didn't get our respect(Well, my respect). It is just like slapping us in the face and saying that it was meant to massage our face.

23.Then had a last minute meeting for drama meeting to plan arts trail.

*Random note, three's a crowd*

And I promised I'll mention my good friend Deena in this post. So I'll say this, :

I'M SCARED OF DINOSAURS!

*runs away in panic*

2009

I wish you a happy 2009! Look forward to more homework, more lessons, more hell, more bitchin, more backstabbing, higher cost prices and less pocket money! 

My first post of the year! I have officially done none of the things I wanted to do last year. And, I go out so seldom that my social life is now a concern for my mum, she says I really go out too little and I need to go out more. You'll probably be very sick of me saying this but, I-have-no-life. I recently started watching "How I met Your Mother" and it's quite nice, not Friends or The Nanny funny but I like the story line, and the 15-second-or-so opening theme is plain addictive .

You'll probably be scratching your head thinking that I'm some sort of chao ah beng mocking your mother, but I'm not. How I met your mother is an American sitcom. Not as funny as Friends but I like the storyline (although I've  only like, watched 10 episodes). 

Can't wait for Desperate Housewives, Gossip Girl and Grey's Anatomy, the christmas/new year break is finally over! Plus Gundam 00!

I was reading Xiaxue's old posts and came across a problem called the monty hall problem, it is so confusing, and makes you want to yank your hair out figuring the reason behind the weird solution.

This is what it is:

Suppose you're on a game show and you're given the choice of three doors. Behind one door is a car; behind the others, goats(trap prizes) The car and the goats were placed randomly behind the doors before the show. The rules of the game show are as follows: After you have chosen a door, the door remains closed for the time being. The game show host, Monty Hall, who knows what is behind the doors, now has to open one of the two remaining doors, and the door he opens must have a goat behind it. If both remaining doors have goats behind them, he chooses one randomly. After Monty Hall opens a door with a goat, he will ask you to decide whether you want to stay with your first choice or to switch to the last remaining door. Imagine that you chose Door 1 and the host opens Door 3, which has a goat. He then asks you "Do you want to switch to Door Number 2?" Is it to your advantage to change your choice?

People will think that it makes no diff, but THERE IS. If you do switch doors, you will have a 2/3 probability of getting the car! I  thought it would be 50/50 BUT IT'S NOT! I'm lazy to explain since it's 3.21 in the moring so here's a video from you tube, hope it helps!

link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhlc7peGlGg

what's that?

After watching 8 1/2 seasons of friends, a few episodes of the nanny watching a few stand-up comedians on youtube. I've been thinking of probably going into comedy, maybe I can start writing up a script for a comedy based on the people around me. They're funny people who have told me quite a few interesting life experiences. Then I can come up with characters that resemble my friends/family. But I'm not the super witty comedian type of person, so maybe I'll just be wasting my time doing this.

Besides, I have to finiush watching Naruto and write my book review!

Well, as a change of topic, I had drama yesterday, it was at 9am but I woke up at 10am! Of course lar, my body clock so screwed up, I have my breakfast/brunch/lunch when people are about to have dinner! I go to bed at 4am but fall asleep at 7am . Anyway, I arrived at around 10.30am. Had a lot of fun, as usual. Bought uniform at the cost of my lunch cos had to wait for my mum to arrive . Luckily, Miss Nat gave me extra time to have my katsudon. After that, we had syf rehearsals, we were kinda dusty, probably cos we hadn't had practise for awhile and that 3 people were not there.

Went home, bought dinner, showered, ate dinner, and slept early. I woke up at 1 am, slept for another 2 hours, lay there for about another 3 1/2 hours before deciding to stay up , so that I can set my body clock back to normal.

*Random note: I love the 7am sun!*

my 200th post

Woo! My 200th post, never thought I'll write my 200th post. Merry belated Christmas and happy boxing day! Today also happens to be the due date of my 3 library books, and I haven't finished reading The adventures of Tom Sawyer. Is is such a drag,  it's difficult to understand the dialogue of the characters because they all have a country accent when they speak, and I find myself reaching towards the dictionary half the time. I never knew the word "lick" could also mean to hit or to beat something. And evening can mean AFTERNOON. As I said before, the characters have a thick country side accent that will make Singaporeans like me scratch my head in confusion just to comprehend what they're saying. 

Here's one example when Aunt Polly was scolding Tom:

"Umph! Well, you didn't get a lick amiss, I reckon. You'd been into some owdacious mischief when I wasn't around, like enough." 

Here's how one of the characters, Jim speaks:

"Can't, Mar's Tom. Ole missis she tole me I got to go an' git  dis water an' not stop foolin' 'round' wid anybody. She say she spec' Mar's Tom gwyne t0 ax me to whitewash, an' she tole me go 'long an' 'tend to my own business - she 'lowed she'd 'tend to the whitewashin'. "

Can you understand what he meant?

Overall, it's just about a young boy's adventure with his friends and how they have a good time and stuff. Not the kind of book I like. I'd rather read 21st century teenage fiction. With all the humour, teenage heartbreaks/drama, crushes, back-stabbings etc etc. I doubt I can bring myself to finish the book.

I bought my razor the other day and shaved away my 14-year old moustache, there barely is a difference and I was afraid I would cut myself by accident, like you see in tv. (I didn't cut myself). I bought my books, I only have to buy "To kill a mocking bird" and my chemistry book and some english subject related book. Haven't bought my new uniform, MUST BUY UNIFORM. 

Went out with my mum,dad ans sis the other day, we went to this Japanese food court to have our early dinner. I love omelete rice!!! I love seafood omelet rice!!!

I wonder, do people still read my blog? I don't have my tagboard so I don't know. Well, on the bright side, if more people don't read it, I won't be shy to insult people on this blog, since they don't read it. (But the fact that G, H, K and Y flamed my blog after a certain offensive rant contradicts this point.....)

Happy last week of holidays people!

I have done none of the things I wanted to do by the end of the year.... 

I think I've stopped growing!!! I'm still 1.78 cm!!! And I definitely didn't gain weight. The cartons of milk gone to waste!! (I heard you need vitamin D to absorb Calcium, I haven't gotten much of that, I've been rotting indoors!)

Number of times I went out of the house (buying takeaways for dinner and cca not included)

Library, 2 times

Watch show at esplanade 1 time

Went out with friends 1 time

Went out to buy books, 1 time

Went out with family, 2 times

Movies , 0 times ZERO, ZILCH , NADA( I have noooo life)

Went overseas , 0 times (duh,like I ever will)

Total number of times went out, 7 times. 

It is official, I have wasted my holidays and I am a loser with no life that will continue to rot in self-pity.

Fuck man

The one day I've been looking forward to and I can't go.  I finally get to go out and I have go and fucking buy books.I really want to go out.

Is it my name or something on my face?

ROOT BEER!!!!!!

Maybe I shan't go to school with a pissed off face after all, it won't do me any good. I wish I can wake upp earlier , I wake up in the afternoon/late afternoon, not in the morning. My hours are very messed up now. The first meal I have in the day is lunch, which is at 3-5pm . Thensometimes I don't even eat dinner cos i eat to late. So I eat a max of 2 meals a day, I won't be gaining any weight soon.

Friends season 9

Friends season 9 is great.

I'm not growing any taller and not gaining any weight :(

Just say/sms/msn one word to me that's not merry christmas or happy new year or anything that is related and I won't have a face that looks like bao qing tian on the first day of school.

I just wanna say

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Hello, my name is super-groggy.

You've heard of SuperNanny, Superman, Supergirl, Superboy, now, meet a new kind of Super:

SUPER-SLEEPY!!!

I am struggling to stay awake, play with my Nintendo DS and type this post. I barely fell asleep. I tried to sleep at 2am but my body refused to sleep for hours. Then when I fell asleep, I only got a few hours of sleep before getting rudely awakened by a phone call. And I can't go to sleep because I fear that I'll be unable to wake up on time COS I'M GOING OUT LATER. (WOOOOO!!! YAY! FINALLY)

I'm listening to Supergirl by Saving Jane, I am trying to change the lyrics to fit Super-Sleepy. Lyrics In RED and In brackets are the ones by me, the ones in black are original lyrics.

*Note*: Common sense should be telling you to listen to the song before you carry on with

I'm the life of the party (I'm leaving the party)
So contagious (Just so sleepy)
All the boys wanna catch me (Everyone can't find me)
But I'm just playin' (Cos I've le~ft)

[one] (*Yawn*)
One, Two come and see what I can do (One, Two I'm gonna brush my teeth)
[two]  (*Yaaawwnn*)
Two, Three everybody's after me (Two, Three I will wash my face)
[three] (*YYYAAWWWNNN)
Three, Four let me tell you what's in store (Three, Four I will now jump in bed)
Lets go, everybody on the floor (Lets go, everybody fall asleep)

I'm supergirl (I'm Super-sleepy)
I'm everywhere (I can't fall asleep)
I'm flashing lights (The flashing lights)
They stop and stare (Just won't f*ck off)
I'm fabulous (I'm tired now)
I'm on a roll (I roll around)
I'm in your head and everybody knows ( I can't sleep now so I'm screwed now)
I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl (*YAWN* *YAWN* *YAWN* super-sleepy)

I'm the perfect disaster (I'm a snoring disaster)
You can't stop me (You will stop me)
Coming faster and faster (Snoring louder and louder)
But you just watch me [you just watch me] (And you just complain) (you just complain)

[five] (ZZZZZ)
Five, Six don't you want a little fix (Five, six you appear in my dreams)
[six] (ZZZZZZ)
Countdown, get a little crazy now (Oh no, you made it a nightmare)
[nine] (ZZZZZZZ)
Nine, Ten see me work the room and then (Nine, Ten I scream myself awake again)
Hold on ready here we go again (I'm awake all over again)

I'm supergirl (I'm super-sleepy)
I'm everywhere ( I'll go to sleep)
I'm flashing lights (but I can't do it)
They stop and stare (because you woke me)
I'm fabulous (I'm grouchy now)
I'm on a roll (You're f*cked up now)
I'm in your head and everybody knows (I'm kill you for waking me up)
I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl (I, I ,I just can't  sleep)

Walking every wire (Just can't fall asleep)
Set the world on fire (Set your ass on fire)
No one's shining brighter (Ohh, It's brighter than ever)
Oh Oh Oh (Yawn Yawn Yawn)
I'm supergirl (I'm sleepy-head)
I'm fabulous ( I'm grouchy too)
I'm on a roll (you woke me up)
I'm in you head and everybody knows (I love to sleep but I just can't sleep)
I'm everywhere (Not in dreamland)
Those flashing lights they stop and stare (The f*cking noise just stays on there)
I'm fabulous (I have no life)
I'm in your head and everybody knows ( I was asleep but got woken up)
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl ( I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm drowzy now)
I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl ( I'm, I'm, I'm sleepy now)
I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl (I'm, I'm, I'm, super-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ)

LOL

I can't belive I forgot

oh shit, I can't believe I forgot about it, I was so panicked and excited about it before but I rotted too much during the holiday I forgot all about my "task". OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT.

Oh yeah, I have taken off my tagboard because I am sooo lazy, to delete messages from abominations who  don't know what the word" abomination" means and ban people on a daily basis.

And yes, I only know how to complain, that's why I have my blog, to rant and complain because no one listens to me at home, and some people just don't bother to reply text messages or instant messages. So I rant here, on my blog aka weblog aka online journal/diary. My little place in the cyberworld. So if you can't stand my rants, get your tushy out of here. I like to complain , fuss and rant and rot in self-pity and I have done nothing to deserve such hatred and animosity so just leave me alone and flame someone else's blog.

ttfn

I've alienated a close friend, had my blog flamed by an abomination, got diarrhea. How much worse can this day get? I haven't completed a single thing on my to do list for the holidays, (see previous posts) It's 5.am, I'd better go to sleep and complain and sulk about how sucky my life is.

Rachel, I am so sorry if you were offended. I am very very sorry.

ttfn

oh my god, do you speak english?

I have been very irritated by how people don't have the basic intellect to comprehend the following sentence: 

"Kenji is unable to reply, please leave a message, which I won't bother to reply". 

WHY?!

People can come up to me on msn and say,

1.Hi

2.Kenji, you play maple what world ar?

3.The class outing thing blah blah blah

4.Eh, what's with the display name? Very rude leh.

Number 3 and 4 are pardonable, since thy really were leaving a message (although it made me disconnect from the Maplestory game server). But 1 and 2 are trying to start a conversation and my display name already states that I am unable to and will not reply, so why bother talking to me? The download of Friends season 8 is giving problems while playing Maple, the conversations lag me even more!!! 

This may seem extreme, but look at the scenario, my display name clearly states that I am unable to chat, and you have to click on my display name to chat with me, and usually, while looking for my display name among your long messenger list, you will look for it by reading the bleeding display name. Having already seen the display name, why bother disturb me and ruin my mood and waste-everybody's-time-by-making-me-write-this-post-and-having-people-read-this post? 

What's more, my Personal Message says: 

" (I REALLY AM UNABLE TO REPLY) call or sms me (my hp number) , DON'T NUDGE ME. You can nudge me only if you are Donavon or Sean." 

I can hear some of you saying, "Then can't you just appear offline?" 

ans: Well, I remain online cos people who are online are at the top of the list in the MSN messenger, so people who want to say something to me will see my personal message, which asks them to call or sms me."

And questions like "Why play Maplestory? It's kinda sucky these days"

Answer: "Well, I'm doing it to kill time!!! The bleeding Friends season 8 is taking forever to download!"

Question: "Then can't you do your holiday homework or go out?" 

Answer : I'm a very last minute person. Although I've borrowed 2 books for my book review, it was a nightmare looking for them. Go out? You don't think I want to? It just makes my mum grumpy, which I don't like to do and no one's available, they're either working or overseas."

Question "Why did you have to sound so rude?"

Answer: Cos I've lost patience with people who don't have the slightest intellectual capacity to understand simple english."

As I have mentioned just now, I borrowed 2 books, "ttfn" and "Tom Sawyer". It was a nightmare looking for them. It was so vexing that I felt like burning down the library. I find it very confusing that although the booklist(ages 12-14) the labels book entitled "The Midwife's Apprentice"   "Difficult" for our level, it was shelved under the "J" section of the library, which is meant for 10-12 year olds. So what is it? What age group does it go to?.

If anyone was offended by this post, it wasn't meant to be offensive.

can't sleep

I always try to fall asleep, but you just pop into my head and make my imagination run wild. Then the thoughts just keep going on and on for hours before I shut them out. Then I go through the same thing the next night. Just get out of my head already.

Curse fairytale endings.

just great...

It's 2.28am, Don's probably on his plane to Japan now. Great, my best friend is going to Japan and me, a half-Japanese, hasn't even been to Japan before, I've never even been to Malaysia. And Sean's in Hong Kong. Ugh, sucks to have been in a country for 14 years and never have stepped out of it before. I probably won't be going overseas any sooner. I'll probably spend the rest of my life not leaving the country!! Then I'll be a 井底之蛙( A chinese idiom referring to an ignorant person who knows nothing) !!! My tombstone will say " Kenji, Never left the country"

Oh my god, I "love" my life.

AHHH!! JELLYFISH!!!

Some of you know that I have this huge fear of jellyfish and I was once even made fun of it. ("thanks" Sean) So I decided to read up a little bit of information on it. It turns out that vinegar is a good cure for jelly fish stings. And that box jellyfish(the deadly ones) can be found in Australia. 

I am never going to Australia. (Why would I even go into beach waters? I can't swim)

At least I know what to get for Humphrey when he goes to Australia. (lol)

Imagine

Me: Humphrey, I got you a farewell gift!

Humphrey: What?

Me: Vinegar! Cos I heard that jellyfish are common in Australia and vinegar is a good remedy for jellyfish stings!

Humphrey:     -_-lll

I don't think I'll be getting him vinegar, seems so not sincere.

And some urban myths state that meat tenderizers are good remedies for jellyfish stings...

Imagine 

Victim:  AHHH!!! I GOT STUNG BY A JELLYFISH!!!

Person who coincidentally has a meat tenderizer at the beach: Oh my! Luckily I brought a meat tenderizer !!! *Person uses it to continuously pound Victim's Chest*

Victim: OWW!!!!

Person who coincidentally has a meat tenderizer at the beach: I know the jellyfish stings hurt, but just relax!!

Victim: OWW!!! It's not the stings, it's-

Person who coincidentally has a meat tenderizer at the beach: I said just relax! Don't try to speak!!!

Victim blacks out

10 mins later 

Paramedics who just arrived at scene: It's too late to revive him, he has passed away.

Person who coincidentally has a meat tenderizer at the beach: That's too bad! Oh my god! His family will be so devastated!!*sobs*

Paramedic: Strangely, he didn't die from the stings, he died from continuous concussive force on his chest, do you which sick bastard could have done this?

Person who coincidentally has a meat tenderizer at the beach: Err... Oh! look at the time!! I've got to go....

But seriously, how many people bring vinegar and meat tenderizers with them to the beach?

I'm so happy

I'm SOO happy! I have become quote worthy! A friend of mine (Nicole from St.Nicholas), quoted me on her blog !! She and her friends thought I was funny!!! 

MAJOR EGO BOOST.

I am so elated! Soon, people will start quoting me more often and I'll be a famous blogger. MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Suck it up losers.

Okay, I'm just being delusional here so no comments to discourage me, ok??!!! It's my right to be delusional.

I'm going to watch a theatre production later with some other drama members. Finally!!! The show was postponed so many times that it's comparable to the number of times Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears went to rehab(Wait, they went once only right? Ugh, who cares?). And Shalyn called me just now and I swear, she almost blew off my eardrum the minute I picked up the phone.