Goldilocks is never satisfied

I'm sure you've heard of the story of Goldilocks and the three bears. And you know her, nothing is good enough for Goldilocks and she leaves a mess wherever she goes.

Well, I have one in my school.

Goldilocks never mentioned any of her ideas for our performance, but all of a sudden she launches shit loads of ideas at us, she totally caught us off-guard. We were outraged. She totally changed our performance 180 degrees.

But I've grown immune to her antics a long time ago and I closed one eye. If I'm an actor, I have to learn to work with different people right?

BUT THEN. I HEARD SOMETHING UNFORGIVABLE FROM HER. Here's what happened

Because I have 2 juniors, X & Y performing a movement piece on the stage. X is fantastic while Y looks extremely awkward on stage because he's a bit shy and a bit new with the movements. My drama instructor thought Goldilocks would comment on it and was just about to explain when Goldilocks blurted on the ugliest sentence ever:

"That boy over there, can change to a slimmer one?"

I was appalled by her ugly, terrible words. She doesn't even have a good figure so she is in no position to comment on Y's size.

SO WHAT IF Y ISN'T SLIM?

He is just painting a box in a dramatic fashion!!!

NO LINES. NO CHARACTER. JUST PAINTING VERY DRAMATICALLY.

He is not playing the roll of a skinny person. JUST PAINTING

Why does he have to be replaced just because he is overweight? If he is going to perform for SYF 2011, will you pull him and the other fat performers out? If he's going to be an emcee at an assembly, will you rip him off stage and have a wafer-thin student replace him? By actually requesting to replace him solely on the reason that he is fat, you are sending a message that it's not okay to be fat, when you have staff and students that are overweight.

YOU ARE SUBCONSCIOUSLY PROMOTING HATE SPEECH!!!!!

You are implying that people without perfect figures cannot be allowed on stage.

We have fat teachers, why not she fire them and replace them with fit/muscular/wafer-thin teachers?

We have other fat students too, why not expel them or shove them into a dungeon when guests visit the school?

Soon maybe she's going to find the thin students an eyesore too and force them on protein diets and intense gym workouts so they can build muscle mass. (I will have to run for my life then, because I'm underweight)

Then she's gonna use hammers to force the buck-toothed student's teeth back to normal.

And while she's at it, she'll have ugly students wear masks to cover their faces, since we have insufficient funds to pay for their plastic surgery.

FACE IT GOLDILOCKS, PERFECT PEOPLE ARE RARE.

I have lost my last lingering thread of respect for Goldilocks.

I can overlook her inability to park her car properly.

I can overlook her often bad decisions.

I can overlook her fashion sense.

I can overlook that she's not the best person.

But I cannot overlook what she said

Someone with a position like her should be gaining the respect of the students, but her actions make us despise her.

We are getting an award for Centre of Excellence in the performing arts. NOT AN AWARD FOR SCHOOL WITH BEST STICK THIN PERFORMERS.

Her actions have proven to be revolting and proven her unworthy of our respect.

Stupid questions

I shall tackle a very pressing and irritating issue.

Teenagers face it everyday.

In fact, not only teenagers face this issue.

Children

Adults

Everyone of all ages, shapes and sizes face this issue.

It causes us distress, makes us insecure, self-conscious , irritated and frustrated.

NO, IT'S NOT ABUSE

IT'S NOT THE RECESSION

IT'S NOT GLOBAL WARMING

IT'S NOT ABOUT BULLYING

IT'S NOT ABOUT STUDIES

IT'S ABOUT.........

*POINTS TO POST TITLE*

IT'S ABOUT STUPID QUESTIONS!!!

Questions like:

"Why are you so tall?"

"Why is your Adam's apple so big?"

"Why are you so skinny?"

"How can you eat so much and not get fat?"

"Why are you fat?"

"Why are you so cute?"

"Why you so ugly?"

"Why you so stupid?"

"Why you so pretty?"

etc etc

Let me just say this:

DO WE LOOK LIKE WE KNOW THE ANSWER?

EVEN IF WE DID, the answer is obvious right????????

So I have come up with model answers

"Why are you so tall?"

Ans: Cos I have tall parents, who gave me tall genes, unlike you.

"Why is your adam's apple so big?"

Ans: (If it's a guy) It's a sign of maturity and that I'm growing into an adult. The lack of yours obviously proves your immaturity and how juvenile you are. (:

(If it's a girl): Very "Man" what

"Why are you so skinny?"

Rude answer: COS YOU'RE FAT!!!

Answer 1: I have a weird metabolism

Answer 2(to scare people): I have a eating disorder(use this as a joke only)

Answer 3: I bother to stay in shape, a sharp contrast to you.

"How can you eat so much and not get fat?"

Answer: I'm Bulimic

Answer 2: I bother to exercise, unlike you, hippo thighs.

Answer 3: I have a weird metabolism.

"Why are you fat?"

Answer 1: I'm not FAT, I'm just big-boned(in denial)

Answer 2: HOW DARE YOU?! It's not fat, it's vivacious.(in denial)

Answer 3(for shameless people): Being fat is the new "in" look, plus-sized models are taking the world by storm!

Answer 4 (to reply another fat person): Please look in the mirror, you look like you replaced your legs with an elephant's legs.

"Why are you so cute?"

Answer: Are you jealous?

Answer 2 : YOU'RE JUST UGLY

"Why you so ugly?"

Answer: (I've got none. )

"Why you so stupid?"

Answer: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not some stuck up high IQ jerk like you

Answer 2: You're just saying that to make yourself feel better, you know you're dumber than me

Answer 3: I can't be bothered to use my brain when idiots like you are around me.

Answer 4: I only act dumb so that you won't feel like you're the only one with a rotting stump for a brain.

"Why you so pretty?"

Answer: I've had plastic surgery. I could afford it. Unlike you

Answer 2: Thank you for the compliment

Answer 3: Cos you're ugly and jealous *give bitchy smile*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tell them these answers and they'll shut up. Well they may even ignore and hate you for a very long time.

NOTE! This post is just for fun! It is not meant to target Any individual who likes to ask stupid questions like this. I apologise if you feel offended. If you feel like I'm targeting you, clarify the whole issue with me first, THEN decide whether you should get all pissed and make me apologetic and stuff. I do not like to apologise when it's not my fault.

AGAIN, I AM NOT TARGETING ANYONE. IT IS MEANT AS A JOKE.

I LOVED DRAMA OUTING!!! Although I got muscle aches the next day and it my back hurts BADLY. Thank you for sort of celebrating my birthday!!! I don't think I've had so many people sing me a birthday song.

Procrastination

I wanna type a post about the NE workshop, but I am procrastinating to type. Well, I'll say one thing, maybe being a tour guide could be a possible career move. I want a job where I can talk as much as I want and not get into trouble.

Will&Grace is a great show. Watch it. But I don't advise it if you're homophobic.

On another topic, I was taking a train home recently and there was a little girl sitting with her mother and her father, her father had his eyes shut and was trying to rest, he had a big red suitcase in front of him. The little girl and her mother were thumb wrestling with each other and the little girl was giggling and her mother laughed and smiled along.

The sight of this "happy family" brought a smile to my face. Although they were just thumb wrestling. The innocent laughs of the little girl and the caring smiles her mother gave her while they were playing was so heart warming that it almost brought tears to my eyes.

I could not remember when I had so much fun with my family. I miss the times it when it was okay to cling and play with your parents. The little girl and her mother seemed to have popped out from a movie.

It seemed so perfect.

So happy.

So peaceful.

I would have cried if there was no around me. It was just so touching and heart warming.

When was the last time you saw something like that? Did it move you?

MUST-GO-OUT

I have to go out before I die of the boredom. CCA NOT INCLUDED. My hands are itching for mahjong, my eyes are aching to watch a movie, my feet wants to feel what it's like to be in rollerskates! 

Drama was okay. I can see the COE thing going SOMEWHERE. But we need a lot of brushing up and we have no time!!! Cannot slack!!!!! WE HAVE NO TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

One thing I realised is that sometimes people think their blog is only read by themsleves and isn't read b others. They blatantly complain and bitch about people, without realising how much trouble they can get into. 

(WAIT. This sounds a lot like me. LOL)

Well, at least I do it subtly and I only bitch about people who deserve it or is hated by a lot of people.

AND I SHALL QUOTE JAIME :

WALAO COMMENT LAH YOU ALL.

It's not that hard to use the comment function. 

You!!! The one in the Upper Serangoon Landed Property. 

AND YOU!!! The one in the Seng Kang HDB flat. 

You-know-who-you-are.

that's why 15th birthdays don't get nicknames. (they suck)

I HAD CCA 

I HAD SL

AND I GOT "ABANDONED"

I LOVE MY 15TH BDAY

Ice cream is a miracle mood saver

I shall use the $50 pen for my o levels

MY BIRTHDAY CANNOT SUCK ANY WORSE

*BANGS WALL*

Omigosh, I cannot believe this.  My birthday has arrived, but there's drama from 10am to 1pm and SL from 1.30pm to 5pm.

I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE  I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE ILOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE

I played mahjong at weicai's house today, I was the dealer for three rounds. Not bad right?????