Teenagers face it everyday.
In fact, not only teenagers face this issue.
Children
Adults
Everyone of all ages, shapes and sizes face this issue.
It causes us distress, makes us insecure, self-conscious , irritated and frustrated.
NO, IT'S NOT ABUSE
IT'S NOT THE RECESSION
IT'S NOT GLOBAL WARMING
IT'S NOT ABOUT BULLYING
IT'S NOT ABOUT STUDIES
IT'S ABOUT.........
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IT'S ABOUT STUPID QUESTIONS!!!
Questions like:
"Why are you so tall?"
"Why is your Adam's apple so big?"
"Why are you so skinny?"
"How can you eat so much and not get fat?"
"Why are you fat?"
"Why are you so cute?"
"Why you so ugly?"
"Why you so stupid?"
"Why you so pretty?"
etc etc
Let me just say this:
DO WE LOOK LIKE WE KNOW THE ANSWER?
EVEN IF WE DID, the answer is obvious right????????
So I have come up with model answers
"Why are you so tall?"
Ans: Cos I have tall parents, who gave me tall genes, unlike you.
"Why is your adam's apple so big?"
Ans: (If it's a guy) It's a sign of maturity and that I'm growing into an adult. The lack of yours obviously proves your immaturity and how juvenile you are. (:
(If it's a girl): Very "Man" what
"Why are you so skinny?"
Rude answer: COS YOU'RE FAT!!!
Answer 1: I have a weird metabolism
Answer 2(to scare people): I have a eating disorder(use this as a joke only)
Answer 3: I bother to stay in shape, a sharp contrast to you.
"How can you eat so much and not get fat?"
Answer: I'm Bulimic
Answer 2: I bother to exercise, unlike you, hippo thighs.
Answer 3: I have a weird metabolism.
"Why are you fat?"
Answer 1: I'm not FAT, I'm just big-boned(in denial)
Answer 2: HOW DARE YOU?! It's not fat, it's vivacious.(in denial)
Answer 3(for shameless people): Being fat is the new "in" look, plus-sized models are taking the world by storm!
Answer 4 (to reply another fat person): Please look in the mirror, you look like you replaced your legs with an elephant's legs.
"Why are you so cute?"
Answer: Are you jealous?
Answer 2 : YOU'RE JUST UGLY
"Why you so ugly?"
Answer: (I've got none. )
"Why you so stupid?"
Answer: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not some stuck up high IQ jerk like you
Answer 2: You're just saying that to make yourself feel better, you know you're dumber than me
Answer 3: I can't be bothered to use my brain when idiots like you are around me.
Answer 4: I only act dumb so that you won't feel like you're the only one with a rotting stump for a brain.
"Why you so pretty?"
Answer: I've had plastic surgery. I could afford it. Unlike you
Answer 2: Thank you for the compliment
Answer 3: Cos you're ugly and jealous *give bitchy smile*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tell them these answers and they'll shut up. Well they may even ignore and hate you for a very long time.
NOTE! This post is just for fun! It is not meant to target Any individual who likes to ask stupid questions like this. I apologise if you feel offended. If you feel like I'm targeting you, clarify the whole issue with me first, THEN decide whether you should get all pissed and make me apologetic and stuff. I do not like to apologise when it's not my fault.
AGAIN, I AM NOT TARGETING ANYONE. IT IS MEANT AS A JOKE.
I LOVED DRAMA OUTING!!! Although I got muscle aches the next day and it my back hurts BADLY. Thank you for sort of celebrating my birthday!!! I don't think I've had so many people sing me a birthday song.
4 comments:
Lol....Thanks=]
I think all of them look the same leh.....Is you never talk to them for too long bah.......And why you never come choir for so long?!bass is dying!!!!!
oh, i didnt ask you why you're so cute. i dun think anyone asked you that before right? -.-
you're the guy that's delusional.
HA!
Buh bye, jia min
you're cuteness is self proclaimed :D
by jacinta
I love you. Pls marry me . I will go for a sex change just for u so that i can be gay with you.
Kthxnbye
By KAIXIN 8DDDDDDDDD
hhahas, well someone does appreciate you afterall xD
jiamin :D
HAHA, OMG YOUR POST IS SO RANDOM.
BUT FUNNY:)
Why you reply to Hui Ching on my tag board?Not that I'm complaining.....My tag board is dying....
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