what's that?

After watching 8 1/2 seasons of friends, a few episodes of the nanny watching a few stand-up comedians on youtube. I've been thinking of probably going into comedy, maybe I can start writing up a script for a comedy based on the people around me. They're funny people who have told me quite a few interesting life experiences. Then I can come up with characters that resemble my friends/family. But I'm not the super witty comedian type of person, so maybe I'll just be wasting my time doing this.

Besides, I have to finiush watching Naruto and write my book review!

Well, as a change of topic, I had drama yesterday, it was at 9am but I woke up at 10am! Of course lar, my body clock so screwed up, I have my breakfast/brunch/lunch when people are about to have dinner! I go to bed at 4am but fall asleep at 7am . Anyway, I arrived at around 10.30am. Had a lot of fun, as usual. Bought uniform at the cost of my lunch cos had to wait for my mum to arrive . Luckily, Miss Nat gave me extra time to have my katsudon. After that, we had syf rehearsals, we were kinda dusty, probably cos we hadn't had practise for awhile and that 3 people were not there.

Went home, bought dinner, showered, ate dinner, and slept early. I woke up at 1 am, slept for another 2 hours, lay there for about another 3 1/2 hours before deciding to stay up , so that I can set my body clock back to normal.

*Random note: I love the 7am sun!*

my 200th post

Woo! My 200th post, never thought I'll write my 200th post. Merry belated Christmas and happy boxing day! Today also happens to be the due date of my 3 library books, and I haven't finished reading The adventures of Tom Sawyer. Is is such a drag,  it's difficult to understand the dialogue of the characters because they all have a country accent when they speak, and I find myself reaching towards the dictionary half the time. I never knew the word "lick" could also mean to hit or to beat something. And evening can mean AFTERNOON. As I said before, the characters have a thick country side accent that will make Singaporeans like me scratch my head in confusion just to comprehend what they're saying. 

Here's one example when Aunt Polly was scolding Tom:

"Umph! Well, you didn't get a lick amiss, I reckon. You'd been into some owdacious mischief when I wasn't around, like enough." 

Here's how one of the characters, Jim speaks:

"Can't, Mar's Tom. Ole missis she tole me I got to go an' git  dis water an' not stop foolin' 'round' wid anybody. She say she spec' Mar's Tom gwyne t0 ax me to whitewash, an' she tole me go 'long an' 'tend to my own business - she 'lowed she'd 'tend to the whitewashin'. "

Can you understand what he meant?

Overall, it's just about a young boy's adventure with his friends and how they have a good time and stuff. Not the kind of book I like. I'd rather read 21st century teenage fiction. With all the humour, teenage heartbreaks/drama, crushes, back-stabbings etc etc. I doubt I can bring myself to finish the book.

I bought my razor the other day and shaved away my 14-year old moustache, there barely is a difference and I was afraid I would cut myself by accident, like you see in tv. (I didn't cut myself). I bought my books, I only have to buy "To kill a mocking bird" and my chemistry book and some english subject related book. Haven't bought my new uniform, MUST BUY UNIFORM. 

Went out with my mum,dad ans sis the other day, we went to this Japanese food court to have our early dinner. I love omelete rice!!! I love seafood omelet rice!!!

I wonder, do people still read my blog? I don't have my tagboard so I don't know. Well, on the bright side, if more people don't read it, I won't be shy to insult people on this blog, since they don't read it. (But the fact that G, H, K and Y flamed my blog after a certain offensive rant contradicts this point.....)

Happy last week of holidays people!

I have done none of the things I wanted to do by the end of the year.... 

I think I've stopped growing!!! I'm still 1.78 cm!!! And I definitely didn't gain weight. The cartons of milk gone to waste!! (I heard you need vitamin D to absorb Calcium, I haven't gotten much of that, I've been rotting indoors!)

Number of times I went out of the house (buying takeaways for dinner and cca not included)

Library, 2 times

Watch show at esplanade 1 time

Went out with friends 1 time

Went out to buy books, 1 time

Went out with family, 2 times

Movies , 0 times ZERO, ZILCH , NADA( I have noooo life)

Went overseas , 0 times (duh,like I ever will)

Total number of times went out, 7 times. 

It is official, I have wasted my holidays and I am a loser with no life that will continue to rot in self-pity.

Fuck man

The one day I've been looking forward to and I can't go.  I finally get to go out and I have go and fucking buy books.I really want to go out.

Is it my name or something on my face?

ROOT BEER!!!!!!

Maybe I shan't go to school with a pissed off face after all, it won't do me any good. I wish I can wake upp earlier , I wake up in the afternoon/late afternoon, not in the morning. My hours are very messed up now. The first meal I have in the day is lunch, which is at 3-5pm . Thensometimes I don't even eat dinner cos i eat to late. So I eat a max of 2 meals a day, I won't be gaining any weight soon.

Friends season 9

Friends season 9 is great.

I'm not growing any taller and not gaining any weight :(

Just say/sms/msn one word to me that's not merry christmas or happy new year or anything that is related and I won't have a face that looks like bao qing tian on the first day of school.

I just wanna say

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Hello, my name is super-groggy.

You've heard of SuperNanny, Superman, Supergirl, Superboy, now, meet a new kind of Super:

SUPER-SLEEPY!!!

I am struggling to stay awake, play with my Nintendo DS and type this post. I barely fell asleep. I tried to sleep at 2am but my body refused to sleep for hours. Then when I fell asleep, I only got a few hours of sleep before getting rudely awakened by a phone call. And I can't go to sleep because I fear that I'll be unable to wake up on time COS I'M GOING OUT LATER. (WOOOOO!!! YAY! FINALLY)

I'm listening to Supergirl by Saving Jane, I am trying to change the lyrics to fit Super-Sleepy. Lyrics In RED and In brackets are the ones by me, the ones in black are original lyrics.

*Note*: Common sense should be telling you to listen to the song before you carry on with

I'm the life of the party (I'm leaving the party)
So contagious (Just so sleepy)
All the boys wanna catch me (Everyone can't find me)
But I'm just playin' (Cos I've le~ft)

[one] (*Yawn*)
One, Two come and see what I can do (One, Two I'm gonna brush my teeth)
[two]  (*Yaaawwnn*)
Two, Three everybody's after me (Two, Three I will wash my face)
[three] (*YYYAAWWWNNN)
Three, Four let me tell you what's in store (Three, Four I will now jump in bed)
Lets go, everybody on the floor (Lets go, everybody fall asleep)

I'm supergirl (I'm Super-sleepy)
I'm everywhere (I can't fall asleep)
I'm flashing lights (The flashing lights)
They stop and stare (Just won't f*ck off)
I'm fabulous (I'm tired now)
I'm on a roll (I roll around)
I'm in your head and everybody knows ( I can't sleep now so I'm screwed now)
I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl (*YAWN* *YAWN* *YAWN* super-sleepy)

I'm the perfect disaster (I'm a snoring disaster)
You can't stop me (You will stop me)
Coming faster and faster (Snoring louder and louder)
But you just watch me [you just watch me] (And you just complain) (you just complain)

[five] (ZZZZZ)
Five, Six don't you want a little fix (Five, six you appear in my dreams)
[six] (ZZZZZZ)
Countdown, get a little crazy now (Oh no, you made it a nightmare)
[nine] (ZZZZZZZ)
Nine, Ten see me work the room and then (Nine, Ten I scream myself awake again)
Hold on ready here we go again (I'm awake all over again)

I'm supergirl (I'm super-sleepy)
I'm everywhere ( I'll go to sleep)
I'm flashing lights (but I can't do it)
They stop and stare (because you woke me)
I'm fabulous (I'm grouchy now)
I'm on a roll (You're f*cked up now)
I'm in your head and everybody knows (I'm kill you for waking me up)
I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl (I, I ,I just can't  sleep)

Walking every wire (Just can't fall asleep)
Set the world on fire (Set your ass on fire)
No one's shining brighter (Ohh, It's brighter than ever)
Oh Oh Oh (Yawn Yawn Yawn)
I'm supergirl (I'm sleepy-head)
I'm fabulous ( I'm grouchy too)
I'm on a roll (you woke me up)
I'm in you head and everybody knows (I love to sleep but I just can't sleep)
I'm everywhere (Not in dreamland)
Those flashing lights they stop and stare (The f*cking noise just stays on there)
I'm fabulous (I have no life)
I'm in your head and everybody knows ( I was asleep but got woken up)
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl ( I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm drowzy now)
I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl ( I'm, I'm, I'm sleepy now)
I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl (I'm, I'm, I'm, super-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ)

LOL

I can't belive I forgot

oh shit, I can't believe I forgot about it, I was so panicked and excited about it before but I rotted too much during the holiday I forgot all about my "task". OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT.

Oh yeah, I have taken off my tagboard because I am sooo lazy, to delete messages from abominations who  don't know what the word" abomination" means and ban people on a daily basis.

And yes, I only know how to complain, that's why I have my blog, to rant and complain because no one listens to me at home, and some people just don't bother to reply text messages or instant messages. So I rant here, on my blog aka weblog aka online journal/diary. My little place in the cyberworld. So if you can't stand my rants, get your tushy out of here. I like to complain , fuss and rant and rot in self-pity and I have done nothing to deserve such hatred and animosity so just leave me alone and flame someone else's blog.

ttfn

I've alienated a close friend, had my blog flamed by an abomination, got diarrhea. How much worse can this day get? I haven't completed a single thing on my to do list for the holidays, (see previous posts) It's 5.am, I'd better go to sleep and complain and sulk about how sucky my life is.

Rachel, I am so sorry if you were offended. I am very very sorry.

ttfn

oh my god, do you speak english?

I have been very irritated by how people don't have the basic intellect to comprehend the following sentence: 

"Kenji is unable to reply, please leave a message, which I won't bother to reply". 

WHY?!

People can come up to me on msn and say,

1.Hi

2.Kenji, you play maple what world ar?

3.The class outing thing blah blah blah

4.Eh, what's with the display name? Very rude leh.

Number 3 and 4 are pardonable, since thy really were leaving a message (although it made me disconnect from the Maplestory game server). But 1 and 2 are trying to start a conversation and my display name already states that I am unable to and will not reply, so why bother talking to me? The download of Friends season 8 is giving problems while playing Maple, the conversations lag me even more!!! 

This may seem extreme, but look at the scenario, my display name clearly states that I am unable to chat, and you have to click on my display name to chat with me, and usually, while looking for my display name among your long messenger list, you will look for it by reading the bleeding display name. Having already seen the display name, why bother disturb me and ruin my mood and waste-everybody's-time-by-making-me-write-this-post-and-having-people-read-this post? 

What's more, my Personal Message says: 

" (I REALLY AM UNABLE TO REPLY) call or sms me (my hp number) , DON'T NUDGE ME. You can nudge me only if you are Donavon or Sean." 

I can hear some of you saying, "Then can't you just appear offline?" 

ans: Well, I remain online cos people who are online are at the top of the list in the MSN messenger, so people who want to say something to me will see my personal message, which asks them to call or sms me."

And questions like "Why play Maplestory? It's kinda sucky these days"

Answer: "Well, I'm doing it to kill time!!! The bleeding Friends season 8 is taking forever to download!"

Question: "Then can't you do your holiday homework or go out?" 

Answer : I'm a very last minute person. Although I've borrowed 2 books for my book review, it was a nightmare looking for them. Go out? You don't think I want to? It just makes my mum grumpy, which I don't like to do and no one's available, they're either working or overseas."

Question "Why did you have to sound so rude?"

Answer: Cos I've lost patience with people who don't have the slightest intellectual capacity to understand simple english."

As I have mentioned just now, I borrowed 2 books, "ttfn" and "Tom Sawyer". It was a nightmare looking for them. It was so vexing that I felt like burning down the library. I find it very confusing that although the booklist(ages 12-14) the labels book entitled "The Midwife's Apprentice"   "Difficult" for our level, it was shelved under the "J" section of the library, which is meant for 10-12 year olds. So what is it? What age group does it go to?.

If anyone was offended by this post, it wasn't meant to be offensive.