i hate titles

I wanna eat duck rice, but the one near my house is so $$$

dammit, why did i have to lose my pouch

i'm waiting for dinner

Which I have to buy

Eating the same thing again

No wonder I'm so thin

I want a psp

I want a bigger bed

I WANT MY DINNER!!!

You know what? I'll just buy it myself now.

Life is soo unfair.

I'm gonna continue acting spoilt and waste your time as you read this post.

Please carry on reading.

Please tag my tagboard

I'm being soooo random

I want to get a holiday job.

But you need to have at least an 'N' level cert to work there.

I wonder if mos Burger will hire me

They did say "Students, retirees and housewives"

I hate channel 8 dramas more now.

So predictable.

I want cable tv.

I hate that fat-ass.

Damn that fat-ass.

They should capture him,

drain out his fats and send them to the oil refinery so he can contribute to the society.

Eat so much

Pig

Wanna puke when I look at him.

Whiny asshole.

Go burn in hell.

one week

School's out!!! Holidays! Irregular sleeping hours!!! Drama and choir!! I'm soo gonna rot at home. There's nothing to do! Not after my whole pouch of games did a magic trick and vanished into thin air. Grr, thinking about it spoils my mood. Thursday was last day of school, took lots of photos. And I very unsuccessfully took photos. I looked very ugly. I will not post photos with me in them. oOr else I"ll scare away my readers. 3 girls already asked me for the photos I took, anyone else one the pics? Got back my report book, definitely kissing pure science goodbye. Probably going to a geog class or an FnN class (PLEASE DON'T STREAM ME INTO A DNT CLASS). I freaking got A1 for English and Science! did average for my humans and was grasping at straws for Chinese.

Now that our class is breaking up, I'll kinda miss everyone. The laughter, fights, back-stabbing, and boring lessons we've been through together. I'll never forget. 2 years went by in a flash. The closest friends I've ever had. The fun we've had, I'll never forget. The memories, forever etched in my head. I'll miss you guys.  Especially Donavon, Sean, Pueh Suan, Soong Jia Min, Hui Ching, Simin and Bert.

Okay mushy bits over, on to other stuff. Any ideas on how to spend the holidays? I really don't want to rot at home. I couldn't stand the june holidays, you can't imagine what a month holiday will do to me. I'll decompose so badly that you won't even recognise my bones.(Well maybe you will, since I already look like bones) . 

Okay I intended this to be a long post, but I'm having a writers block. And there are no photos yet cos Blogger is laggy and I'm not feeling patient today. 

WEEEEE

I had a ball today. INLINE SKATING! Wooo!!! It was quite sucky cos Don and Sean weren't there. It was fun to see my classmates struggle with rollerblading and keep falling down. But the guards, helmets and Rollerblades were damn smelly can? Then there was this 206 girl that sprayed perfume onto her gears and helmet and other people asked her for her perfume, you can like, smell it from 5-6 metres away? I'm now better at skating, so much better than before.

And I have to change the way I talk, first, I HAVE TO TALK LESS. I talk too much, I cannot even shut up. Second, I have to speak softly, my regular speaking voice is rather loud that people across the classroom can hear. Third, I have to watch my words, I speak much faster than I can think, I just fire out words without thinking if anyone will get offended. And I end up offending them, accidentally and purposely. Though on purpose more often. I have to stop offending people because of my speech or it will make me more unpopular. 

MUST TALK LESS

MONEY MONEY MONEY

I need the money. I need it. BADLY! I NEED $46.

Why? Cos of the stupid drama bbq. $10?! Dammit. Why must be bbq? So $$$ you think money drop from the sky ar?! You think I very rich?

But then I can just don't go, then no need to pay!

But I don't wanna miss out from the fun.

Then $10 for the class chalet. Damn it! And I die die have to go class chalet, it's the last time we'll be having fun as a class!

Then there's $16(wtf) for the class t-shirt. But I kinda see no point in having the class t-shirt, cos it's already the last week of school and when we get it, it's probably the holidays already. Not a worthy investment.

So in total I need THIRTY-SIX F***ING DOLLARS if I choose all three.

I have about $76 worth of savings. $50 of which is my remainder ang-pao money which I swore never to touch. If I spend 36f-ing dollars, I will be left with a miserable $40, thereby breaking the promise I made to myself! 

So shall I just ask for opinions from others. And choose what to do. Or shall I go beg mom for money?  

真的是钱不够用！！！

This sucks

This sucks, it really sucks .

Actually nothing is sucky now, (not that I wanna tell you anyway, cos this blog is open to the public) just feeling like saying something sucks. And I felt like wasting your time anyway. So if you were expecting me to launch into a page long essay ranting mode and see me bitch about stuff. I'm sorry, today's not the day. 

I want to projectile vomit and and throw grenades at someone!!!!

Who knew a shit-ass Channel 8 drama can spoil my mood like that? The shitty perfect happily-ever-after-ending just makes me want to barf out my meals. 

It's just so not fair. NOT FAIR

AND KISS MY ASS!!!

Letter meme

*Note ! Not a real post! It's one of those pass to other blogs thing

Dear Hellfire:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on Mr John F. Kennedy-statue . I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand there is no solution to this . I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before to ruin the second world war.

Go burn,
-Kristopher-

Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11).

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Don't wait for me to tag you, just do it.

fail le lar

sfuth uoyfsbvnasbn kertguiweui

I have seen my papers and my SA2 results. I did very very well for English, I think I came in second or third , DAMN SHIOK CAN?! I did pretty well for Lit ,history and Science. The person who marked my science paper left out 10 freaking marks! I can't believe it! I PASSED CHINESE !!!!!!!!! I passed art paper, but failed my overall. RAWR. And as expected, I failed math. But I just passed Paper 2,  25/50. I got B4 for home ec (pfft, I got my finger scalded for nothing). 

Oh yeah, so after school, I went to have lunch with Sean and Donavon as usual. Kinda dampened by my mood swing again. Then got cheered up and decided to take the 136 bus with Don and Sean again. But as soon as I did that, I totally felt a familiar vibe. It was the....

BEING EXTRA LARGE VIBE

The thought of getting off immediately came to my head. So I got off a few bus stops later. I hate the "extra" vibe. Sick and tired of being or even getting the feeling of being extra. Call me paranoid all you want but anyone who knows me well knows I hate feeling extra. No more 136 bus rides for me. Even though I may not be extra.

HALLELUJAH

OH MY GOD

The exams are over! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!! I'm going to 305 cos i flunked my math paper. I could only do the graph question. I can finally do graphs because of my sister's teaching. Anyway, Mr Yeo said I did very well for English paper 1, and that I possibly topped the class (!!!!).  5 days of relaxing and fun. Went to eat with Donavon and Bertrand and Sean then watched Mama Mia with Simin and Huiching, including us, there were only 7 people in the theatre. Maybe it's cos it's at 12.50pm and we watched it a jubilee. 

Not reviewing it.

But the songs are nice.

GOING TO EAST COAST TOMORROW(but haven't asked my mum)

still not much readers

Weak

Feeling weak and tired, can't study. 

Mr Yeo said I did very well for English paper 1

Science paper was a breeze, managed to finish on time

Now I'm feeling super weak. Must rest.

I think it's the chilli flavoured iced Milo i drank earlier on.

Had a drink with my dad and mum.

Gonna crash

smra ym ni peels ot loof lirpa ym guh ot gnivarc m'i

look before you cross

I will always remember to look before I cross a road from now on. You know why?

Every morning, people will jay walk pass this very small road (approx 7-8 m wide) . Because they can't be bothered to use the traffic light, i was looking at my phone when i was about to cross. There was this maid and kid that were in front of me that crossed, so I crossed too, assuming it was safe, and not looking. Then I heard (over the music from my earpiece) : "BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!" (CAR HORNS) Then I immediately turned my head to see what is was, and before I knew it, a car just zoomed past me. I was in total shock can?! If i took one more step I wouldn't be typing this post, I'll either be meeting Jesus or Satan(If they do exist). Or lying in a coma.

Had history paper, I screwed cos the !@#$%^&*() Section  B wasted my time. In the end, I lost 12 marks.

Chinese paper, I couldn't do one question, so four marks gone.

finally, I'm not angry with him anymore, it takes a lot of energy to hate someone.

161 posts!

WOOO 161th post! I've come a long way now and STILL hardly any readers. BAH! What will it take for me to gain some readership? Bitch about the society? The government? People? WHAT?!

I don't know why I keep updating this, I don't get any readers and I keep offending people I don't wish to offend, what will it take for just more readers, and tags? Do I need to keep posting up photos of worthless stuff? Shit. 

Maybe I should start vlogging, so the people on video hosting sites will be directed to my blog/vlog! Then I'll finally have more readers!

*slaps myself* I need to be less delusional and start revising math if I wanna take double science next year. GOOO MEEE!!!!

Desperate Housewives Season 5 episode 1

I watched (refer to title) on wednesday with my sister . And it was a great episode! The five year jump was a very good storyline for the series. Good luck getting an emmy!

******WARNING SPOILERS AHEAD******

The episodes starts as usual, with a monologue from Mary-Alice Young, it starts with a scene showing Susan Delfino giving bith to her son with another woman , Lila, giving birth at the same time in another ward. The scene skips to show how many times Lila and Susan could have met each other, but never did. In a bitter twist of fate, Lila and Susan had to meet on Susan's wedding anniversary with Mike Delfino in a car accidnet , Susan's car does a dramatic somersault and we are left to guess if mike is dead or alive. 

The scene then changes to show the changes the housewives had over the 5 years, Bree Hodge is now a career woman with a catering business along with Katherine Mayfair, and also published a cook book. Lynette Scavo is seen sending off her teenage sons to school/work. Gabrielle walking and looking all beautiful and fashionable , and turning into a plump housewife with 2 overweight daughters(NNNOOOO!! SHE WAS THE HOTTEST HOUSEWIFE!!!) . 

***END OF SPOLIERS***

I didn't spoil the whole thing, I only said the intro.

AND YES! ART paper is over! I have one less thing to worry about! Although I can tell I flunked it. And I have topped myself in something ! I am now better at ignoring. If I go at this rate, I will soon be a master of ignoring, just like my mum, GO ME!!!