Prelims results yeah

Well, I haven't really gotten my prelim results, but I got my prelim papers back so I already know what grades I will be getting.

So here's what I'll probably be getting

English - B4

E Maths - B4

Science - B4

POA - B3!!!!!

Combined Humanities - D7 (haha)

My Mid years looked something like this

English C5

E Maths C5

Science A1

POA F9

Combined Humanities C6

There's no F&N because I've dropped the subject and there's no Chinese cos I'm not retaking Chinese. I was satisfied with my C5+Distinction (overall grade followed by oral+listening compre).

A lot of people told me to retake Chinese but I Knew I wouldn't put in the effort to try and improve my writing so there was no use for me to retake my paper.

Btw, the fact I got a C5 even though I got distinction for oral means I wrote like some English man writing primary school Chinese but spoke like I could speak fluent Chinese since I came out of my mom's womb.

SO STOP LOOKING DOWN ON MY CHINESE!!!!! TO WHOEVER THAT LOOKED DOWN ON MY CHINESE, YOU CAN GO

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I made some improvement for prelims but I'm still not satisfied with my grades. There's still abundant room for improvement.

BUT BUT BUT BUT!!!! LOOK AT MY POA GRADE!!!! I JUMPED FROM A F9 TO A B3(I was one mark from an A2)

I JUMPED 6 GRADES!!! This EPIC!!! I wouldn't have gotten this b3 if not for Mr Ong, my tuition teacher.

THANK YOU MR ONG!!!!

Should I thank Ah L???

Ok I shall not

I keep getting the feeling Ah L wanted me to fail. I have no proof, it's just a vibe.

OKAY I SHALL STOP SHOWING OFF.

BYE

I'm watching you.

Through your window.

When you sleep

Eat

Drink

Or fart

I'm watching you

And ready to strike any time

I'M JUST JOKING!!!! I'M NOT A STALKER!!!!

Convo

This is a conversation between me and Ian

It went SOMETHING(not exactly) like this:

Ian:What's the one thing everyone on the planet wants?

Me: Money?

Ian: No, the one thing that people are willing to give up money and everything for.

Me: Health?

Ian: *facepalms* it's love you dumbass.

He didn't do a facepalm and neither did he call me a dumbass, I just added that for dramatic effect. But you do get what I mean right???

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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F*ck this feeling. I'm sick of it. I never want to feel it again

I have to distract my self.

This blog is becoming whinier and more irritating.

Ironic

It's ironic how I do the very things that irritate the shit out of me.

I have no idea why, but she just manages to piss me off no matter what she does. I guess when you dislike a person, everything that person does instantly becomes FUCKING ANNOYING. LIKE A FLY THAT CONSTANTLY THAT FLIES AROUND YOU AND WON'T GET LOST.

To make things worse, I can be very impatient and be a total he-bitch (got it from my sister). I lose control easily and just snap at people when I am displeased with them.

FUCK I AM PISSED OFF NOW COS I'M NOT USED TO MY NEW KEYBOARD!!!!

I'm going crazy too. I keep thinking the person that I really abhor is cursing me because she knows I bitch about her. Additionally, I've had a muthafucking crazy outbreak of acne over the past few months. MONTHS I TELL YOU, MONTHS!!! THEY'RE NOT GOING AWAY!!! THEY JUST KEEP GROWING BACK!!! And I'm having digestion problems these days.

Sigh, the only reason I'm so suspicious is because I'm guilty.....

This must be karma for gossiping so much.

BUT GOSSIPING IS AS NATURAL AS BREATHING FOR MEEEEEE!!!

Why do I keep thinking of you? I really just wish my desire will fade away when I wake up tomorrow. It's just an insane delusion that will never happen. Fuck I have no fucking willpower. I never want to feel this way again. Need a shoulder to lie on. =(

!@@#$% I'M BECOMING SOME WHINY ATTENTION SEEKING EMO TEEN.

teenage love

If there's one thing about me that everyone knows, it's that i'm very materialistic. I'm very blunt about it. While my friends say money cannot buy love and happiness, i always object and say that money can buy happiness and love. You just need to know where to shop for it

Well, for now that's what i believe, maybe my mind will change. From how i see it currently as a teenager, teenage love is nothing. How many teenage couples actually last until adulthood and get married? How many teenage couples have the maturity to even sustain the relationship? How many guys pay for their girlfriend's costs with their own money and not their parent's money?

Teenage love doesn't last and will never last. How many of you all actually see your relationship going somewhere? How many of of you are even in love? You must probably be offended because I'm just a 16 year old who hasn't had a date before and that I'm just writing this because I'm jealous of couples. To tell you, I probably am a bit jealous.

However, although I haven't been in love before, I have seen people being in love and I''ve had crushes before, so I'm not just writing rubbish.

My parents are divorced, i have two aunts who are divorced and two cousins who are divorce, one of them even have two small kids not older than 7. Imagine growing up without your dad at such a young age. These kids gonna have a rougher time than I DID. From this you can see that I don't really have very good role models on living happily ever after with your true love. My parents seperated when I was 8, before that he was also hardly around, and he often fought with my mum. So i grew up without my dad around, I pretended to be okay with it but occasionally i would think, "how different would it have been if my dad didn't leave?" I felt that something was missing from me. When strangers asked about my japanese heritage or my lack of understanding of it, I just have an uncomfortable and awkward time explaining my family situation to a complete stranger. Sometimes I make up some blatant lie.

The amount of hurt I went through is unquantifiable. This thing called "love" hurt me, and my family, aunts and cousins and the kids I mentioned just now got hurt by "love".

So is it surprising I choose material gains and possesions over "love"? At least my material gains and possesions make me happy and don't hurt me. It fills up what ever is missing inside me emotionaly. It brings me comfort. What's so wrong about that?

down 5 grades

I used to get A1/A2 for english, now I have dropped to a C6.

WTF man.

I cannot believe that I dropped by four to five grades. This is not a good sign. I didn't really do as expected for MYE. I don't want this kind of marks. Need to gear up and pull up my socks.

But I don't habe the motivation to study....
Why am I not motivated?????!!!!!!

Anyway, a few days ago I went to the General Office to make payments for my o level paper. While she was handling some paper work, I peered down and looked at her desk, to my surprise, there was a mirror with the word "SMILE!" written on it!! I guess there have been complaints about her not smiling.

WE ALL HAVE HAS PROBLEMS WITH THE OFFICE LADIES. WE ALL HAVE HAD CONFLICTS WITH THEM AND WE ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM.

HOLD IT!!! Have you ever tried understanding rhe situation from their point of view?? Have you tried to understand why they do not give us the air-con remote or the keys to a certain room????

Cos they have to follow rules, dumbass. We have school rules to follow and they have procedures to follow at work. Use ypur common sense!!! (wait, common sense is not common)

So make things easier for everyone. Smile and greet the office ladies if you require assistance. BE POLITE. THIS ISN'T YOUR HOUSE. THE OFFICE LADIES ARE NOT YOUR SLAVES. IT WON'T KILL YOU TO BE NICE. (come to think of it, asking some deyians to be courteous and well-mannered is harder than making students sing the national anthem and say the pledge)

Ps. Night breezes seem to whisper "i love you". While i'm alone and blue ass can be, dream a little dream of meeeeeeee

Pss. Stay strong bro. I'll be there for you.

Am I shallow?

Is having a super-major-huge-insane-obsessive-psycho-delusional crush on someone just because the person is attractive make me shallow??? Does it mean that I judge people by their appearances???
Am I a terrible person for choosing good looks over character???
Ooh gosh I feel terrible about myself. Should I feel terrible? Should I?! Besides, nothing's gonna happen for this crush. People! Tell me! Am I shallow for acting this way?

Imaginary Bears and Little Hints, oh and I got back keys.

Ok, This shall be a long post. To make up for the fact that I have not been posting for so long.

I know, I know, exams are starting tomorrow, but everyone has to relax, unwind and be entertained.......



By that I mean read my blog and get entertained.

I know, SHAMELESS RIGHT??!!!

It's not the first day you know me....

Besides, tomorrow's the English Paper, I'll let this be a chance for me to show off and give my literary muscles a little stretch.

So first on the list, my friend Pueh Suan started having this cube as an imaginary friend. I found it quite intriguing and entertaining so I decided to have one for myself. It's name is Bear-Kun. As it's name implies, it's bear. A teddy bear.

Imagine the pokemon teddiursa and Tamkai(Ouran Highschool)'s stuff bear put together. It can change its height from 15cm to 30cm. He usually rests upon my head. Occasionally it sits on my shoulders, but it makes my shoulders sore.(JOKE) He's scared of lightning and thunder despite being a bear. So if you see me talking to the air above me with my eyes looking upwards or find me talking to my shoulder, it's actually me talking to Bear-Kun. If you see me adjusting the air above my head or on my shoulder, it's me adjusting Bear-Kun.

IN OTHER WORDS, IF YOU SEE ME DOING ANYTHING WITH THE AIR ABOVE MY HEAD OR ON MY SHOULDER, IT'S BEAR-KUN!!!

I swear I'm not crazy, just a little lonely.

I'M NOT CRAZY!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!

*Special Request by Sean.

It is that time of year again wear I place of things that I wish I had again. So that you can b** i* a* a b******* g*** (FIGURE THIS ONE OUT YOURSELF HINT:4TH JUNE)

DON'T CALL ME GREEDY OR SOME SORT OF BLOOD SUCKER OKAY. SEAN REQUESTED THIS!!! NOT ME!! I'M PURE AND INNOCENT!!!

So here is goes

1. Dumbbells
Remember my previous post saying that I was too skinny? well I figured that I needed to start motivating myself to workout, so I'll start by jogging and probably a little weight lifting, so I'd need a pair of dumbbells

HOWEVER. PLEASE USE COMMON SENSE. I CAN'T POSSIBLY LIFT SOME HARDCORE HEAVY 10KG ONE. YES, 10KG IS A STRETCH FOR ME. I will bludgeon you with it if uou give me such a heavy one. EVEN 5KG WOULD BE A LITTLE TOUGH for someone like me.

2. A vest

Yes, I need one. I REALLY WANT ONE. I wear size M. Maybe an S will do fine??? WARNING: THEY'RE NOT CHEAP . THEY COST FROM $20 ONWARDS.

3. A plush toy

Seriously, any size. Any size. ANY SIZE. Can be the size of your palm or the size of a toddler. As long it can be cuddled, hugged or squeezed. Just make sure it's cute.

4. *For Donavon and/0r Sean Only

Remember that $50 pen you guys got me? Yeah, I'm using it for O's but I'm scared it would run out of ink so a refill for it will be nice. =)

5. MONEY.

Surely you guys know my belief that money makes the world go round. So just shove it in a red packet AND SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!

What?! It's saves the hassle of shopping!!! Although it does lack sincerity.

Well others include, suspenders, bow tie, shoes, buttoned shirt(long sleeve), and a gun.

I need the gun for self protection.

WELL LAST BUT NOT LEAST

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THE PHOENIX FORCE

Ok, now I'm just some crazed Marvel comics fan.

For those who watched X-Men 3. Jean Grey turned evil and became insanely powerful and almost killed everyone. This was described as a dormant personality.

HOWEVER, IN THE COMICS, The Phoenix is a cosmic entity that gives "LIFE". It is a source of "LIFE". It can give the wielder an infinite of telepathic and telekinetic abilities. With telepathy, I can read minds, broadcast and receive thoughts, alter thoughts, control minds, wipe out and edit memories, and affect peoples senses. I CAN FREELY MANIPULATE THE HUMAN BRAIN. I can even send out pulses of telepathic energy to people's brains to stun/knock out/kill people!!! No one would know what or how it happened!!!

Telekinesis is a bit common sense. I'd be able to move objects with my mind, Jean Grey could even manipulate matter down to a sub-atomic level and change the composition of items!!! I'd also be able to lift myself and let myself fly.

The drawback about the phoenix force is that it's hard to control and you WILL BECOME CUCKOO, FLY A NEIGHBORING GALAXY, EXPLODE ITS STAR AND KILL 5 BILLION ALIENS. (YES, Jean Grey did that in the comics!!!)

That ends my list. I hope I didn't sound like some detestable asshole who just wanna suck stuff away from others.

LAST TOPIC, I lost my keys on Monday, which really pissed my mum off. I concluded that I lost it in the toilet while changing during recess. I also assumed that it was probably not in the toilet anymore so I headed to the General Office on Tuesday to ask if it had been found. Unfortunately no one turned in a set of keys and I filed a Lost & Found.

I also put it as my Facebook status, asking for help if anyone had found my house keys. Turns out Kumar saw my house keys in the toilet. AHHHHHH. Then just this morning, before morning assembly, Aaron came to my class with MY KEYS!!!! YAY!!!!! WOOOO!!! He must have seen my Fb status.

BUT IT LEADS ME TO WONDER.....

How come it has been in the toilet for 2 whole days in the same spot????

Didn't the cleaner spot it and turn it in? (She turns in phones and wallets)

Didn't some students from our school spot it and decide that it's trash and decide to play with it/ignore it?

and IF my memory does not fail me. Rais later told me congrats on finding my key.

(WAIT DID HE? Aiya use my brain too much, my memory is failing me)

I'm 75% sure he did.

How did he know I find my keys? Is my voice so loud someone from another section of the school can hear me???

And you see, here's the timeline

-Monday, recess: I lose key in toilet

-Monday, after school : I update Facebook status complaining that I lost weight(f*ck,after all that binge eating) and my keys

-Tuesday , after Chem remedial: I report to lost & found

-Wednesday(today) , I get my keys back.

NOW SOMETHING DOES NOT MAKE SENSE HERE.

Spot something weird?!?! I'll reveal the answers by Friday. In the mean time, happy guessing!!!!

I KNOW I KNOW, DRAGGY POST RIGHT? GOOD LUCK FOR EL PAPER PEOPLE!!

Being skinny

I know I'm gonna offend a lot of people with this post but hear me out.

I'm just skin and bone. I can't seem to gain weight. The 2kg I put on was probably lost when I fell sick a few weeks back. My pants a looser now. I don't like to look at my whole body in the mirror cos my arms look like sticks and my wrists disgust me sometimes.

Some times when I look in the mirror I feel super inferior for looking like a stick. I can count my ribs and every bone that can stick out sticks out.

And I admit, I feel inferior when I'm around others who have some meat/muscles and look good in their clothes. Even if it's their school uniform. My arms are nothing but skin and bones.

God I feel inferior.

I really wanted to buy some clothes, it had a small V shape at the neck, but I looked horrible cos my ribs were incredibly visible. My mom would occasionally comment that it's hard to buy clothes for me cos I'm so impossibly lanky. Sometimes she'd say I was very skinny out of the blue.

Self-esteem right now, ZERO

blogging with e63

I'll be changing my email soon because it can'r seem to receive email from blogger or asiasoft, which is crippling.

Went to yjc for their funfair. Got to meet some seniors that i haven't seen in a while. Finally got to hang out with the awesome rachel after so long. I was a really big klutz that fay though. I dropped someone's camera. Like wth.

SHE LOOKS RETARDED.

And she is freaking annoying.

She's also kind off socially awkward.

SOONG, YOU KNOW WHO I'M REFERRING TO.

RELAX, SOONG IT'S NOT YOU.

I wanna move nearer to the front of class, it makes me concentrate better.

Not to say that my seat is a bad seat, I get the occasional breeze cos I'm near the window yet I don't get irritated by the curtains that float like ghosts due to the wind. I don't get affected by sunlight cos I sit at the back and I can eat/text/do homework at the back of the class.

NOT THAT I DO THAT.

I'M A VERY GOOD, RULE-ABIDING STUDENT OKAY.

*lights up halo*

Besides, I sit next to Jiamin, I get to chat/bitch/gossip/fight with her, which make lessons less interesting. However, now that I have someone to chat with in class, I get distracted more often compared to last year. Cos Bing Hui is usually quite silent, so I can focus more in class.

The only flaw with my seat is A CERTAIN SOMEONE WHO NEVER FAILS TO ANNOY ME and is just an eyesore.

GOT THE QIAN BIAN FACE.

ZZ okay I go sleep le.

REGURGITATE

I NEED A MIRACLE.

A MIRACLE THAT WILL GIVE ME WILLPOWER TO DO MY R&D FOR MY F&N COURSEWORK.

PLEASE HAPPEN

PLEASE HAPPEN

PLEASE HAPPEN

IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN?

WILL IT HAPPEN?

FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH (Since it's the CNY period, I will say fish instead of the F-word so everyone nian nian you yu 年年有余)

For those who have terrible Chinese *coughseancough* and some other jiak kan tan people. when writing 年年有余 it's this 余, not this 鱼.

Back to the point.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REGURGITATE 15 PAGES OF R&D? WIN ALREADY LOR.

DIE DIE DIE. WHY DO I PROCRASTINATE SO MUCH?

I SHOULD HAVE DROPPED f&N. THERE IS NOOOO WAY I CAN SCORE FOR THIS SUBJECT. THIS SUBJECT IS GONNA PULL ME DOWN.

!@#$%^&*

Instead of typing this I should be doing my R&D. GARGH.

SOMEBODY SAVE ME.

Anyway, Happy Chinese New Year and a sucky Valentine's.

Valentine's Day is a cheap commercialized holidays for florists and candy makers!!!!

Do you know that an average American man spends TWICE the amount on Valentine's Day as compared to women?

Chocolates and flowers are WAYYYY CHEAPER after Valentine's.

Additionally, do you know the origin of this "occasion"?

For Sec 4 students in my school, you should know from our haiku assignment. Refer to the handout. For those who don't, here's a rough idea.

One legend states that in third century Rome, the Emperor had a brilliant idea of forcing single men to become soldiers as they were better than married soldiers with wives and children. He made it illegal for youthful single men to marry. A priest named Valentine found him to be a tyrant and bo chap the law. He still performed marriages for these young men and when he was discovered, he was given a merciless death penalty.

Another legend states that Valentine was imprisoned, he fell in love with the warden's daughter and gave the first "Valentine" to her. He wrote it to her before his death and he signed it off with "From your Valentine"

SEE? TO BE SOMEONE'S VALENTINE MEANS BEING SOMEONE'S DOOMED LOVESICK LOVER.

Another origin is that Valentine's day was created by the Christian church to "Christianise" a pagan Lupercalia festival(held on Feb 15). It's a festival dedicated to the Roman god of agriculture and the founders of Rome. A goat is sacrificed for fertility and a dog for purification in the cave where the founders of Rome were believed to be born in.

I shall skip one part of the celebration and fast forward to another part. Bachelors of the city would choose a name of a girl from an urn. The man then has to be paired with that woman for a year. This pairs often lead to marriage(HOORAY!).

HOWEVER, THE KICKER IS....

In 498AD, the Pope made February 14 Valentine's day and declared the romantic "lottery" pairing UN-CHRISTIAN and was OUTLAWED.

Now don't get me wrong.

How the f#ck is it un-Christian? It's not like they're worshiping the devil or plotting to turn over the church. Thy're bringing couples together and wishing for good harvest!!! It's all for the good intention of the fellow people. What gives the Pope the RIGHT to declare it as un-Christian?

They have wiped out the culture of a group people!!!

Shit within the time I used to write this, I could have done a few pages of R&D. I procrastinate too much.

Motivated to study

I stayed back after school to finish my math homework today. Coincidentally, there was Chemistry remedial, so I stayed back to coach Jiamin and Yong Ren. I realised I till have a good grasp of my chemistry. Mrs Cheam stated I can actually get A1 for science. Which made me feel damn happy.

Now I'm quite motivated to study. I shall do well for my next Chem test and POA test.

I shall keep that motivation! If you find me slacking, hit me!!!!

THARMDWIVE

That's my thumb drive's name. I wanted to give it a special name so I called it THARMDWIVE.

Call it stupid or whatever, I think the name is adorable.

I screwed up my F&N task analysis. I was supposed to hand in 10-12 pages, I handed in 6. So I guess I'm gonna get low-medium band for it. Oh well. I just have to do well for the rest of it. I want a B3/B4 for F&N. Don't want to get C's

Oh I had flag day on Saturday. It will be an experience I will never forget.

It will be an experience no one will forget. Because everyone suffered hell because of it.

So for the sake of future generations, I have created a guide for FLAG DAY.

So here it is

KENJI'S AWESOMELY FANTASTIC GUIDE TO FLAG DAY

1. Pick a good spot

Self-explanatory, with a good spot, there will be more people donating and you give away more stickers. Others look like losers and look like some awesome fundraiser. A good spot would be outside a bank(COS THAT'S WHERE ALL THE MONEY IS), outside a 4D outlet(GOT MONEY TO GAMBLE CONFIRM GOT MONEY TO DONATE), at a BUSY traffic light, at a busy market and the town area. However , to be able to pick a good post, you need to------

2. Be early

How are you gonna get a good spot if you're late? ALL the good spots with people that have too many coins will be taken up with students!!!! So wake up early, rush to find a good spot and raise enough money before another irritating bugger from your class comes along to snatch your "potential donaters".

3. Smile, it won't f#cking kill you.

Nothing is more appealing then a bubbly energetic and cheerful flag day person (FDP for short). No one would want to donate to a grumpy, fierce looking FDP. It's a plain turn off. No one in this judgmental little island would donate to you. Unless you are-----

4. DAMN GOOD LOOKING.

The next most appealing thing is good looks, for guys, broad shoulders and chiseled muscles will attract girls and aunties. Girls, a cute smile and a good figure will get you a lot of donations from guys( who are very stingy). Seriously. Looks count. It's in human nature to go for the good looking one!!! Sorry ugly people. You are at a disadvantage. However, it's not that bad. It'll be much easier if you---

5. Be super duper disgustingly thick skinned. To hell with being shy!!!

Do not be afraid to approach people! Tall, short, fat, skinny, ugly, attractive, smoking, not smoking, young, old. THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE SHY. JUST APPROACH WITH A SMILE. BE CONFIDENT AND PLEASE DO NOT SPEAK WITH A SOFT PANSY VOICE. BE BRAVE!! Even if the guy person is a muscle bound 2 metre tall gangster with a cigarette in one hand. APPROACH HIM!!!! HE MAY HAVE SHIT LOADS OF COINS.

6. Know the organisation you are helping. ESPECIALLY IN YOU MOTHER TONGUE.

It is not enough to know it in English. You have to know how to explain in other languages. A few people I approached us me in mandarin what the organisation is about. I STRUGGLED TO EXPLAIN. (Cos you know I suck at mandarin and shit). Prepare a translation!!! You may never know when some non English speaking donater will come along and ask you what he/she is donating for!!!

7. Rules? Screw rules. Rules are for wimps. They are meant to be broken.

I am not encouraging you to break rules, but there were a lot of people who break rules and ask for donations in buildings. Although they have been strictly instructed not to do so! Some people were asking for donations in shopping malls!

*Note: even if you're outside amk hub, be careful not to step on the tiles outside. The pms-ing security lady will chase you away for standing on their tiles. THEY ARE DAMN IRRITATING!

8. Mind your manners. DUH. DUMBSH!T

Try to avoid addressing adults as "Uncle" or "Auntie". Some people are quite sensitive about being called "uncle" or "auntie". Call them Miss or Mister. Or in Chinese you would want to call them "Xiao Jie" or "xian sheng". No woman wants to be called old. They want to feel young. IN OTHER WORDS, SUCK UP!!!!!! Use your imagination!

9. It's not a competition

Don't be like and develop some maniacal obsession with filling up the entire can. Don't bother about how many people donate to you. What matters is you did your best for charity.

(Omg I sound so cliche and hypocritical, but whatever this is my blog. I can write whatever I want and say it's "Shakespeare")

THIS ENDS MY AWESOME GUIDE TO FLAG DAY. I HOPE YOU LEARNT SOMETHING NEW. EITHER THAT OR YOU JUST WASTED A FEW MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE. HAHA NOOB!!!!

OH YEAH, ONE MORE THING!!!!

I have had enough of people making insults at me for the lame jokes I crack. I like to entertain people and if there's one thing I have realised, I can't tell one-liner jokes or crowd pleasing jokes. People just don't laugh with me. However, I realised that people do get a laugh out of me. So therefore I make jokes at the expense of embarrassing myself! So I become the joke! That's my style of humor!!!!

I may not be some witty stand-up comedian, but I enjoy entertaining people. I'm just built that way.

New fact about me: My patience is like the rain in Africa, it's limited.

NEW YEAR!

It's the new school year baby! It's all about rushing all the last minute holiday homework and getting used to writing the new class and date!! I keep writing my class as "305" and the year as "2009".

I believe it was a busy week for a lot of students. Especially for the Sls (WOOTS) and Performing Arts CCAs.

It had been fun during the Sec one orientation. Especially my awesome class 107!!!!

I definitely had phone with the SLs and Drama Club the arts trail and cca orientation.

Lol I sound like a sec one.

ANYWAY, I DID MY BOOK TALK,( I'm sure all of you did too) and Mrs Gruber told me my examiner was impressed by my book talk!!! YESH!!!! AWESOME.

And to all those who watched the CCA orientation performance by the drama club:...

I WROTE THE SCRIPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you found it funny, thank you.

If you didn't find it funny, f*ck off.

OH! MY OLD PHONE SPOILT, I NOW HAVE A NOKIA E63. Not a BlackBerry, but it has more awesome functions than my old phone. I will miss my old phone dearly. I really don't understand how it spoiled.

HAVE A NICE RETIREMENT, MY DEAR NOKIA 6120 CLASSIC!!!!

I may sound cuckoo but the phone followed me through many turbulent times, VERY PRECIOUS OKAY?

Or as Visa would put it, "it's priceless"

I got my o level coursework for F&N already. Am I allowed to go into panic mode now?

I calculated, if I wanted to get into Yishun JC, I need to get at least a B3 for every subject with no more than 2 B4's. !@#$%^&

Okay, I shall not be such a spoiler and I shall speak about more fun stuff instead.

I was with my mum at NTUC Fairprice yesterday. Guess what I saw?

NUNS SHOPPING FOR UNDERWEAR.

It may sound normal but I found it HILARIOUS. I always thought they wore the "du dao" that ancient Chinese women wore. Jiamin thought they flattened their boobs with bandages. But they're human and they DO need underwear. Who doesn't wear underwear?

Another funny thing happened yesterday during literature, Brenda took Sabrina's banana shaped pencil case and pretended to eat/swallow it!!! It looked DAMN WRONG. LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS PERFORMING FELLATIO WITH THE BANANA.

Yes you learned a new word, it's called "fellatio".

I laughed for approx 3 minutes. I laughed whenever I thought about it.

OH WAIT.

DEAR READERS PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR, tilt your head left and right continuously.

Do it now.

Welcome back, did you feel anything moving in your head? Cos sometimes I do.

YES. I THINK MY HEAD IS A LITTLE HOLLOW. BUT THIS DOES NOT MEAN I'M DUMB!!!!

Please tell me my head is not hollow and that I'm over-reacting.

I shall end my post here. I don't think I have anything else to type.

BYE BYE PEOPLE. Be safe, be well, eat fruit and remember, life is a vacuum cleaner, it sucks.

JUST JOKING!!! IT'S A WONDERFUL THING IF YOU HAVE 3FS

Family, Friends and Food.

When you're down seek family, if family isn't there, friends will always give sunlight and happiness and cheer you up and when all else fails , just f*cking binge on comfort food.

Remember my friend, I am there for you.

OK I WILL GO OFF NOW. I NEED TO SLEEEEEEEP.

ps: I'll be there when you need me. You know who you are. I have been there for 3 years and I will continue to be there.