CCa orientation

Had cca orientation, the monkey suit was to small for me so I just wore the monkey hat, which made me look ridiculous. 

ok, i'm lazy to type

Before I forget again,

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY DAD!

生日快乐！

お誕生日！

woah, cca orientation is starting in 7 hours and i'm not in bed yet.

Say you're my bitch!

After hearing Robin say , "Say you're my bitch."  on "How I Met Your Mother", I can't get that line out of my head, I have the urge to say it to everyone I see. It keeps going on and on and on. That little voice in my head keeps saying  " You're my bitch, you're my bitch, you're my bitch, you're my bitch, you're my bitch....... YOU'RE MY BITCH" 

I really hate my teeth, must-go-see-dentist! Must-get-braces! I look uglier than I already am when I smile . Then ther'e my hunching, I keep hunching, I may need to wear a back brace too! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

Imagine

Ugly + bad smile + hunchback of Notredame =  very fugly

 But then, if I get braces, it'll be:

Ugly + dental braces + spinal brace = still very fugly

But heck lar, if I can look good  for the rest of my life, I'd do it lar.

But then,  they're quite $$$ leh. How ah? Why must the price of beauty/vanity/a good smile be so $$$?

According to Wikipedia, countries like Sweden, Slovenia, Germany , Croatia and Denmark let patients under 18 GET ORTHODONTIC TREATMENT FOR FUCKING FREE, as it is paid for by their government's health care systems. 

Damn it! Why can't OUR country do that? We're a pretty kick-ass country, can't the government have some money set aside for this? 

sheesh, must be the SS homework that's getting me so agitated.

Ok, gtg finish moi SS homework!

First day of school

Back to school! Here's a summary of my first day back at school.

1. Sister woke me up

2.Brushed my teeth, washed my face

3.changed into uniform (LONG PANTS!)

4. Munched my breakfast halfway before going out

5. Put on my new tight shoes

6. Walked to school while finishing my breakfast.

7. Reached school

8. Climbed 3 flight of stairs

9. Walked into 305

10. Chose a seat at the front and placed my bag there.

11. Went around to greet my friends and ex-classmates

12. Morning Assembly, met 3 people, Jacintha , Shakinah and jiaXing

13.  Realised that announcements are terribly soft at the back of the parade square

14. Went back to class

15. Met form teacher, Mr Neo and co-form teacher Mr Stephen Goh.

16. Went through timetable

17. F&N, our teacher is Mr Soh (Yes, he came back, I'm surprised myself!) , but he was busy with his Sec 1 class, so the F&N students got to slack! Chatted with Jacintha, Shakinah, Jiaxing and the new transfer student from Malaysia, Ian, who seats beside me. 

18. Chinese teacher is Mr Peng(I translated his name from Chinese, so I'm not too sure if it's correct) . Seems to be a nice teacher, and when he asked questions, the whole class kept quiet, no one answered.

Here's an example : 

Teacher:你们知道你们中一，中二写的作文叫什么吗？

Class: *silence*

Teacher: 是用来形容人的。

Class: *still silence*

Teacher:第一个字是  “记”

At this point, I start to get a clue of what the second word may be. Our teacher decided to give one last clue.

Teacher:是用来形容人的！

He Finally gives up and writes the second word.

Teacher:是叫做记人！

Some of us laughed lar. But those from 207 definitely laughed cos 记人 sounds like Keejin's chinese name.

19. Recess! I spent half the time munching on m burger alone before I spotted a table with Zhen Ning and Weifang

20. Mr Rafi is my SS teacher, seems like an ok-ok teacher to me. Rachel told me he's a great teacher. So it puts me at ease for the moment.

21.Math lesson, math teacher is Mr Loh. I've heard that he's a good teacher, so I think I finally have hope of passing math. =)

My post must be boring you right? I think you're probably dozing off by now.

22.El lesson, as I mentioned before, my teacher is Mr Stephen G. He seems like a pleasant Old man teacher, with hair that looks like George Washington's David Marshall's and a "refined air" around him. He asked us this:

"What is grammar?"

I felt like I was in Primary school, I thought the question was an insult to our intellects or something. He didn't make a good impression to the boys to the left of the class. They twisted his words and sort off made a fool out of Mr G . Although not really very funny, there were a few parts that were funny,(wtf, I think I just contradicted myself) although it was kind of mean to laugh at a teacher lar. I sort of made a one-sided-bet to the girl behind me, Kai Xing(who btw,can speak some Japanese, I had a mini conversation with her) , that he'll flare up by the end of next week. We both thought that the poor teacher wouldn't last a year ad would be begging for a transfer.

Just when I thought he made a good impression, Mr G, who was pretty irritated by the interruptions in his class. He had the nerve to say that our class had no aim, no ambition , was useless , etc etc. Needless to say, my good impression of him went down the drain, got deep fried, mauled by dogs and got buried in a pile of dog crap. I wanted to stand up and give him a piece of my mind, verbally. but I didn't think it was a good idea, so I didn't say anything.

so I'll say it now,

Dear Mr G.

Excuse me, but doesn't mean some people acted like a fool in the class DOES NOT MEAN we are useless, have no aim and ambition in life and are useless. You barely know us and you are already passing judgment onto us. Yes, some of the students may be in the wrong, but that does not give you the right to judge 38 students and insult them. If you're say it's a lecture to make us respect you and motivate us and shit, it wasn't, and you didn't get our respect(Well, my respect). It is just like slapping us in the face and saying that it was meant to massage our face.

23.Then had a last minute meeting for drama meeting to plan arts trail.

*Random note, three's a crowd*

And I promised I'll mention my good friend Deena in this post. So I'll say this, :

I'M SCARED OF DINOSAURS!

*runs away in panic*

2009

I wish you a happy 2009! Look forward to more homework, more lessons, more hell, more bitchin, more backstabbing, higher cost prices and less pocket money! 

My first post of the year! I have officially done none of the things I wanted to do last year. And, I go out so seldom that my social life is now a concern for my mum, she says I really go out too little and I need to go out more. You'll probably be very sick of me saying this but, I-have-no-life. I recently started watching "How I met Your Mother" and it's quite nice, not Friends or The Nanny funny but I like the story line, and the 15-second-or-so opening theme is plain addictive .

You'll probably be scratching your head thinking that I'm some sort of chao ah beng mocking your mother, but I'm not. How I met your mother is an American sitcom. Not as funny as Friends but I like the storyline (although I've  only like, watched 10 episodes). 

Can't wait for Desperate Housewives, Gossip Girl and Grey's Anatomy, the christmas/new year break is finally over! Plus Gundam 00!

I was reading Xiaxue's old posts and came across a problem called the monty hall problem, it is so confusing, and makes you want to yank your hair out figuring the reason behind the weird solution.

This is what it is:

Suppose you're on a game show and you're given the choice of three doors. Behind one door is a car; behind the others, goats(trap prizes) The car and the goats were placed randomly behind the doors before the show. The rules of the game show are as follows: After you have chosen a door, the door remains closed for the time being. The game show host, Monty Hall, who knows what is behind the doors, now has to open one of the two remaining doors, and the door he opens must have a goat behind it. If both remaining doors have goats behind them, he chooses one randomly. After Monty Hall opens a door with a goat, he will ask you to decide whether you want to stay with your first choice or to switch to the last remaining door. Imagine that you chose Door 1 and the host opens Door 3, which has a goat. He then asks you "Do you want to switch to Door Number 2?" Is it to your advantage to change your choice?

People will think that it makes no diff, but THERE IS. If you do switch doors, you will have a 2/3 probability of getting the car! I  thought it would be 50/50 BUT IT'S NOT! I'm lazy to explain since it's 3.21 in the moring so here's a video from you tube, hope it helps!

link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhlc7peGlGg

what's that?

After watching 8 1/2 seasons of friends, a few episodes of the nanny watching a few stand-up comedians on youtube. I've been thinking of probably going into comedy, maybe I can start writing up a script for a comedy based on the people around me. They're funny people who have told me quite a few interesting life experiences. Then I can come up with characters that resemble my friends/family. But I'm not the super witty comedian type of person, so maybe I'll just be wasting my time doing this.

Besides, I have to finiush watching Naruto and write my book review!

Well, as a change of topic, I had drama yesterday, it was at 9am but I woke up at 10am! Of course lar, my body clock so screwed up, I have my breakfast/brunch/lunch when people are about to have dinner! I go to bed at 4am but fall asleep at 7am . Anyway, I arrived at around 10.30am. Had a lot of fun, as usual. Bought uniform at the cost of my lunch cos had to wait for my mum to arrive . Luckily, Miss Nat gave me extra time to have my katsudon. After that, we had syf rehearsals, we were kinda dusty, probably cos we hadn't had practise for awhile and that 3 people were not there.

Went home, bought dinner, showered, ate dinner, and slept early. I woke up at 1 am, slept for another 2 hours, lay there for about another 3 1/2 hours before deciding to stay up , so that I can set my body clock back to normal.

*Random note: I love the 7am sun!*

my 200th post

Woo! My 200th post, never thought I'll write my 200th post. Merry belated Christmas and happy boxing day! Today also happens to be the due date of my 3 library books, and I haven't finished reading The adventures of Tom Sawyer. Is is such a drag,  it's difficult to understand the dialogue of the characters because they all have a country accent when they speak, and I find myself reaching towards the dictionary half the time. I never knew the word "lick" could also mean to hit or to beat something. And evening can mean AFTERNOON. As I said before, the characters have a thick country side accent that will make Singaporeans like me scratch my head in confusion just to comprehend what they're saying. 

Here's one example when Aunt Polly was scolding Tom:

"Umph! Well, you didn't get a lick amiss, I reckon. You'd been into some owdacious mischief when I wasn't around, like enough." 

Here's how one of the characters, Jim speaks:

"Can't, Mar's Tom. Ole missis she tole me I got to go an' git  dis water an' not stop foolin' 'round' wid anybody. She say she spec' Mar's Tom gwyne t0 ax me to whitewash, an' she tole me go 'long an' 'tend to my own business - she 'lowed she'd 'tend to the whitewashin'. "

Can you understand what he meant?

Overall, it's just about a young boy's adventure with his friends and how they have a good time and stuff. Not the kind of book I like. I'd rather read 21st century teenage fiction. With all the humour, teenage heartbreaks/drama, crushes, back-stabbings etc etc. I doubt I can bring myself to finish the book.

I bought my razor the other day and shaved away my 14-year old moustache, there barely is a difference and I was afraid I would cut myself by accident, like you see in tv. (I didn't cut myself). I bought my books, I only have to buy "To kill a mocking bird" and my chemistry book and some english subject related book. Haven't bought my new uniform, MUST BUY UNIFORM. 

Went out with my mum,dad ans sis the other day, we went to this Japanese food court to have our early dinner. I love omelete rice!!! I love seafood omelet rice!!!

I wonder, do people still read my blog? I don't have my tagboard so I don't know. Well, on the bright side, if more people don't read it, I won't be shy to insult people on this blog, since they don't read it. (But the fact that G, H, K and Y flamed my blog after a certain offensive rant contradicts this point.....)

Happy last week of holidays people!

I have done none of the things I wanted to do by the end of the year.... 

I think I've stopped growing!!! I'm still 1.78 cm!!! And I definitely didn't gain weight. The cartons of milk gone to waste!! (I heard you need vitamin D to absorb Calcium, I haven't gotten much of that, I've been rotting indoors!)

Number of times I went out of the house (buying takeaways for dinner and cca not included)

Library, 2 times

Watch show at esplanade 1 time

Went out with friends 1 time

Went out to buy books, 1 time

Went out with family, 2 times

Movies , 0 times ZERO, ZILCH , NADA( I have noooo life)

Went overseas , 0 times (duh,like I ever will)

Total number of times went out, 7 times. 

It is official, I have wasted my holidays and I am a loser with no life that will continue to rot in self-pity.

Fuck man

The one day I've been looking forward to and I can't go.  I finally get to go out and I have go and fucking buy books.I really want to go out.

Is it my name or something on my face?

ROOT BEER!!!!!!

Maybe I shan't go to school with a pissed off face after all, it won't do me any good. I wish I can wake upp earlier , I wake up in the afternoon/late afternoon, not in the morning. My hours are very messed up now. The first meal I have in the day is lunch, which is at 3-5pm . Thensometimes I don't even eat dinner cos i eat to late. So I eat a max of 2 meals a day, I won't be gaining any weight soon.

Friends season 9

Friends season 9 is great.

I'm not growing any taller and not gaining any weight :(

Just say/sms/msn one word to me that's not merry christmas or happy new year or anything that is related and I won't have a face that looks like bao qing tian on the first day of school.

I just wanna say

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Hello, my name is super-groggy.

You've heard of SuperNanny, Superman, Supergirl, Superboy, now, meet a new kind of Super:

SUPER-SLEEPY!!!

I am struggling to stay awake, play with my Nintendo DS and type this post. I barely fell asleep. I tried to sleep at 2am but my body refused to sleep for hours. Then when I fell asleep, I only got a few hours of sleep before getting rudely awakened by a phone call. And I can't go to sleep because I fear that I'll be unable to wake up on time COS I'M GOING OUT LATER. (WOOOOO!!! YAY! FINALLY)

I'm listening to Supergirl by Saving Jane, I am trying to change the lyrics to fit Super-Sleepy. Lyrics In RED and In brackets are the ones by me, the ones in black are original lyrics.

*Note*: Common sense should be telling you to listen to the song before you carry on with

I'm the life of the party (I'm leaving the party)
So contagious (Just so sleepy)
All the boys wanna catch me (Everyone can't find me)
But I'm just playin' (Cos I've le~ft)

[one] (*Yawn*)
One, Two come and see what I can do (One, Two I'm gonna brush my teeth)
[two]  (*Yaaawwnn*)
Two, Three everybody's after me (Two, Three I will wash my face)
[three] (*YYYAAWWWNNN)
Three, Four let me tell you what's in store (Three, Four I will now jump in bed)
Lets go, everybody on the floor (Lets go, everybody fall asleep)

I'm supergirl (I'm Super-sleepy)
I'm everywhere (I can't fall asleep)
I'm flashing lights (The flashing lights)
They stop and stare (Just won't f*ck off)
I'm fabulous (I'm tired now)
I'm on a roll (I roll around)
I'm in your head and everybody knows ( I can't sleep now so I'm screwed now)
I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl (*YAWN* *YAWN* *YAWN* super-sleepy)

I'm the perfect disaster (I'm a snoring disaster)
You can't stop me (You will stop me)
Coming faster and faster (Snoring louder and louder)
But you just watch me [you just watch me] (And you just complain) (you just complain)

[five] (ZZZZZ)
Five, Six don't you want a little fix (Five, six you appear in my dreams)
[six] (ZZZZZZ)
Countdown, get a little crazy now (Oh no, you made it a nightmare)
[nine] (ZZZZZZZ)
Nine, Ten see me work the room and then (Nine, Ten I scream myself awake again)
Hold on ready here we go again (I'm awake all over again)

I'm supergirl (I'm super-sleepy)
I'm everywhere ( I'll go to sleep)
I'm flashing lights (but I can't do it)
They stop and stare (because you woke me)
I'm fabulous (I'm grouchy now)
I'm on a roll (You're f*cked up now)
I'm in your head and everybody knows (I'm kill you for waking me up)
I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl (I, I ,I just can't  sleep)

Walking every wire (Just can't fall asleep)
Set the world on fire (Set your ass on fire)
No one's shining brighter (Ohh, It's brighter than ever)
Oh Oh Oh (Yawn Yawn Yawn)
I'm supergirl (I'm sleepy-head)
I'm fabulous ( I'm grouchy too)
I'm on a roll (you woke me up)
I'm in you head and everybody knows (I love to sleep but I just can't sleep)
I'm everywhere (Not in dreamland)
Those flashing lights they stop and stare (The f*cking noise just stays on there)
I'm fabulous (I have no life)
I'm in your head and everybody knows ( I was asleep but got woken up)
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl ( I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm drowzy now)
I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl ( I'm, I'm, I'm sleepy now)
I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl (I'm, I'm, I'm, super-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ)

LOL

I can't belive I forgot

oh shit, I can't believe I forgot about it, I was so panicked and excited about it before but I rotted too much during the holiday I forgot all about my "task". OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT.

Oh yeah, I have taken off my tagboard because I am sooo lazy, to delete messages from abominations who  don't know what the word" abomination" means and ban people on a daily basis.

And yes, I only know how to complain, that's why I have my blog, to rant and complain because no one listens to me at home, and some people just don't bother to reply text messages or instant messages. So I rant here, on my blog aka weblog aka online journal/diary. My little place in the cyberworld. So if you can't stand my rants, get your tushy out of here. I like to complain , fuss and rant and rot in self-pity and I have done nothing to deserve such hatred and animosity so just leave me alone and flame someone else's blog.

ttfn

I've alienated a close friend, had my blog flamed by an abomination, got diarrhea. How much worse can this day get? I haven't completed a single thing on my to do list for the holidays, (see previous posts) It's 5.am, I'd better go to sleep and complain and sulk about how sucky my life is.

Rachel, I am so sorry if you were offended. I am very very sorry.

ttfn

oh my god, do you speak english?

I have been very irritated by how people don't have the basic intellect to comprehend the following sentence: 

"Kenji is unable to reply, please leave a message, which I won't bother to reply". 

WHY?!

People can come up to me on msn and say,

1.Hi

2.Kenji, you play maple what world ar?

3.The class outing thing blah blah blah

4.Eh, what's with the display name? Very rude leh.

Number 3 and 4 are pardonable, since thy really were leaving a message (although it made me disconnect from the Maplestory game server). But 1 and 2 are trying to start a conversation and my display name already states that I am unable to and will not reply, so why bother talking to me? The download of Friends season 8 is giving problems while playing Maple, the conversations lag me even more!!! 

This may seem extreme, but look at the scenario, my display name clearly states that I am unable to chat, and you have to click on my display name to chat with me, and usually, while looking for my display name among your long messenger list, you will look for it by reading the bleeding display name. Having already seen the display name, why bother disturb me and ruin my mood and waste-everybody's-time-by-making-me-write-this-post-and-having-people-read-this post? 

What's more, my Personal Message says: 

" (I REALLY AM UNABLE TO REPLY) call or sms me (my hp number) , DON'T NUDGE ME. You can nudge me only if you are Donavon or Sean." 

I can hear some of you saying, "Then can't you just appear offline?" 

ans: Well, I remain online cos people who are online are at the top of the list in the MSN messenger, so people who want to say something to me will see my personal message, which asks them to call or sms me."

And questions like "Why play Maplestory? It's kinda sucky these days"

Answer: "Well, I'm doing it to kill time!!! The bleeding Friends season 8 is taking forever to download!"

Question: "Then can't you do your holiday homework or go out?" 

Answer : I'm a very last minute person. Although I've borrowed 2 books for my book review, it was a nightmare looking for them. Go out? You don't think I want to? It just makes my mum grumpy, which I don't like to do and no one's available, they're either working or overseas."

Question "Why did you have to sound so rude?"

Answer: Cos I've lost patience with people who don't have the slightest intellectual capacity to understand simple english."

As I have mentioned just now, I borrowed 2 books, "ttfn" and "Tom Sawyer". It was a nightmare looking for them. It was so vexing that I felt like burning down the library. I find it very confusing that although the booklist(ages 12-14) the labels book entitled "The Midwife's Apprentice"   "Difficult" for our level, it was shelved under the "J" section of the library, which is meant for 10-12 year olds. So what is it? What age group does it go to?.

If anyone was offended by this post, it wasn't meant to be offensive.

can't sleep

I always try to fall asleep, but you just pop into my head and make my imagination run wild. Then the thoughts just keep going on and on for hours before I shut them out. Then I go through the same thing the next night. Just get out of my head already.

Curse fairytale endings.

just great...

It's 2.28am, Don's probably on his plane to Japan now. Great, my best friend is going to Japan and me, a half-Japanese, hasn't even been to Japan before, I've never even been to Malaysia. And Sean's in Hong Kong. Ugh, sucks to have been in a country for 14 years and never have stepped out of it before. I probably won't be going overseas any sooner. I'll probably spend the rest of my life not leaving the country!! Then I'll be a 井底之蛙( A chinese idiom referring to an ignorant person who knows nothing) !!! My tombstone will say " Kenji, Never left the country"

Oh my god, I "love" my life.

AHHH!! JELLYFISH!!!

Some of you know that I have this huge fear of jellyfish and I was once even made fun of it. ("thanks" Sean) So I decided to read up a little bit of information on it. It turns out that vinegar is a good cure for jelly fish stings. And that box jellyfish(the deadly ones) can be found in Australia. 

I am never going to Australia. (Why would I even go into beach waters? I can't swim)

At least I know what to get for Humphrey when he goes to Australia. (lol)

Imagine

Me: Humphrey, I got you a farewell gift!

Humphrey: What?

Me: Vinegar! Cos I heard that jellyfish are common in Australia and vinegar is a good remedy for jellyfish stings!

Humphrey:     -_-lll

I don't think I'll be getting him vinegar, seems so not sincere.

And some urban myths state that meat tenderizers are good remedies for jellyfish stings...

Imagine 

Victim:  AHHH!!! I GOT STUNG BY A JELLYFISH!!!

Person who coincidentally has a meat tenderizer at the beach: Oh my! Luckily I brought a meat tenderizer !!! *Person uses it to continuously pound Victim's Chest*

Victim: OWW!!!!

Person who coincidentally has a meat tenderizer at the beach: I know the jellyfish stings hurt, but just relax!!

Victim: OWW!!! It's not the stings, it's-

Person who coincidentally has a meat tenderizer at the beach: I said just relax! Don't try to speak!!!

Victim blacks out

10 mins later 

Paramedics who just arrived at scene: It's too late to revive him, he has passed away.

Person who coincidentally has a meat tenderizer at the beach: That's too bad! Oh my god! His family will be so devastated!!*sobs*

Paramedic: Strangely, he didn't die from the stings, he died from continuous concussive force on his chest, do you which sick bastard could have done this?

Person who coincidentally has a meat tenderizer at the beach: Err... Oh! look at the time!! I've got to go....

But seriously, how many people bring vinegar and meat tenderizers with them to the beach?