OI EAM AEE HAHNDSOME GUY

I AM JUST TOO LAZY TO POST ABOUT BOTH MY CLASS CHALETS SO I'LL JUST MAKE A COMPARISON BETWEEN THE TWO.

The food was WAAAAAY better at 207 chalet

The 305 chalet was more wild.

It was okay to curse and swear and 305 chalet, at 207 chalet, I get scolded, hit and booed at for saying the f-word. LAME-TO-THE-MAX. Corin went,"It's a sin to swear!"

*ROLLS EYES*

EXCUSE ME, BUT IT WAS EXTREMELY HARMLESS, IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME I UTTERED VULGARITIES. SO WHAT'S WITH THE FIASCO?

Anyway, back to the comparisons.

Both chalets were equally hilarious.

Yong Soon brought his laptop during the chalet, we were fighting over it.

Got to enjoy a good sea breeze during 305 chalet.

BOTH were extremely enjoyable. Happy?

Holidays are ending ! Have you done your homework? I haven't!!!!

YAY, DIE TOGETHER.

My CCA is pretty screwed cos we haven't prepared anything for sec 1 orientation. I keep hesitating to write the script. My weird sleeping hours don't help either. I realized i only require 6-8 hours of sleep but i choose to have 12-18 hours of sleep. That explains why I Reply your messages late in the afternoon. Cos I was sleeping when you sent them.

OH. AND I SAID I WANTED TO GO JOGGING/WORK OUT. GUESS WHAT? My procrastination got the better of me and I ended up not doing anything!!!!! Not surprising anyway, people who know me well know I'm mostly talk and no action. Even if I do take action, they cause trouble 40% of the time.

If you REALLY do want me o type a lengthy post about the chalet's , I will do it. If I get 10 requests. I will dig out time from somewhere ad write a MUTHA-F*CKIN LONG POST FOR YOU TO READ.

And I managed to hack edit the cheat codes on my NDS games!!! WHOOO. Call me a cheater but they make some games much more fun to play.

BYE PEOPLE.

WAIT READ MY TITLE FIRST, IT'S MY SUPER FAIL ATTEMPT AT WRITING/SPEAKING WITH BRITISH ACCENT

OKOK I WILL UPDATE

I haven't updated my blog in almost a month! It's rotting like the food in your kitchen!

Ok. you know how i wanted to dye my hair right?

My mum won't let my dye my hair.

She says she "likes me the way I am"

FINE. I'LL WAIT TILL AFTER "O'''s

And yes, I shall blog about alumni camp. Here it goes.

Day1.

Overslept. Shit. To make things worse, my sense of urgency was having a break somewhere else. I took my own sweet time to get ready. My sense of urgency got my SOS and arrived at 7.20am, ten minutes before reporting time, I rushed to the 7-11 near my house to get a 1.5 liter bottle of water that we were specified to bring. (In the end we didn't really need it). I took a cab to school, only to realise we had to report at 7.45am, which meant I was early.

SKIP TO 7.46AM.

Everyone had to go into push up position while waiting for the latecomers.

NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG.

It's 7 plus am, I flew down in a cab which cost like, 5 bucks. Only to be a victim of "All for one, One for all" .

THOSE WHO KNOW ME WELL KNOW I HATE THAT SAYING.

Yes I know that as a leader I have to understand that it's part of life blah blah blah.

BUT NO ONE LIKES GOING DOWN BECAUSE OF SOMEONE ELSE.

"You are as strong as your weakest link": So true ( Something I learnt from COE and SL)

more abour COE later.

Ok, so fast forward to the first game. ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Let's just say it's never fun to have your glasses keep slipping off due to sweating and removing one's shoelaces is a number one way to irritate a person.

Fast forward to lunch. It was the same Nasi Lemak that was catered to us during YLC camp. I missed it, sort of.

OH YEAH, FORGOT TO MENTION, I was grouped with Michelle, Khairi, Brenda and Siti. We were called "Daiichi". (Japanese for first)

After lunch was the Amazing race, damn tiring from all the running but at least I had fun.

Then after that was CAPTAIN BALL WOOOOOOO. I LOVE CAPTAIN BALL. Unfortunately I couldn't play as blocker cos there were people who could jump higher than me *ahem*Donavon*cough*. I was the catcher for a while but I let someone else take over later.

Jovina passed th ball to me and it hit my crotch. Pain. But my nuts were safe from impact. HAHA. Then a few minutes later I had my drama mama moment. I THINK (can't remember) it was Weiren who passed the ball to me but it hit me in the face. HARD.

1.My glasses were knocked off (thanks to it becoming loose and being slippery due to my sweat)

2. According to Sean, the ball didn't really bounce off, but it used my perspiration and nose to slide of my face before flying.

3. I made a GRACEFUL AND OVER THE TOP 90-180 degree turn before falling flat unto the ground. Face up. Everyone was surrounding me and saying "omg, are you okay?"

4. Among the things I said later were, " Where are my glasses? That was awesome. Ouch. I'm ok/alright) Weiren felt damn guilty. (if i remember correctly)

Then we played another game and Showered!!! Followed up was dinner. Then some chatting and cheers before we went ZZZZZZZ. I didn't really sleep , I ended up chatting with Donavon and Khairi. I remember this one part where the people on night patrol walked past, I immediately hissed to Donavon to pretend to sleep. We immediately lay down. I was in a super-awkward-obviously-not-possible-to-fall-asleep-in position. And I was half lying on Khairi's sleeping bag, half lying on the floor. I went back to my sleeping bag to sleep cos I realised I can always chat some other time but I can never regain back the time to sleep. I slept for a while before-

ZAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKK

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR. ACCESS TO MEMORY DENIED.

closed the dorm room, thinking of the wild possibility that the school cat may come in. I go back to my sleeping bag only to hear Donavon say "The cat is in the room". I WAS LIKE, "WTF" Donavon and Khairi brought the cat out. I thought I would stay awake and chat with them since there was little time left to sleep. But they took a while to come back so I fell asleep before they came back. Apparently they had a very interesting conversation.

Aiya if I participated I would have been a spoiler anyway. Not good at whispering anyway.

Day2

Woke up, brush teeth, wash face. Eat breakfast. Damn groggy.

I was the last to wake up anyway. It took me half an hour to gather enough will power to drag myself out of the sleeping bag.

We had Physical training first. Followed a few courses by the seniors. Everyone had trouble staying awake. Then there was an hour long break. Bumped into Ian Lim. He borrowed one of the Sls guitars and I sang "unwritten" and part of "Nobody". I SOUNDED NOT BAD OKAY.

Then we had a sharing session. followed by dismissal, I went to have dinner at KFC with some of the other SLs.

YAY I BLOGGED ABOUT ALUMNI CAMP. HAPPY NOW DONAVON. YOU BETTER TAG OR U FACE MY WRATH WHEN I CAME BACK FROM MY CHALET.

Oh and I had this SMRT simulation thing, I was a facilitator. I slept a little bit so I went to buy Redbull to energise myself. IT'S DIABETES IN A CAN BUT IT GIVES ENERGY LIKE ENERGIZER BUNNIES. I was damn hyper that day but my group was kinda negative. I was called "obnoxious" and "irritating".

LIKE WHATEVER LOR. Go screw yourself. hmph

I have to thank my other two facilitators, Jellie and Janice who obviously did a much better job than I did. Oh and I had to act injured. I was too long for the stretcher and I ended kicking the guy who was in front. They said I "had a lot to say" ad even joked about bandaging my mouth too.

roar. I am sick and tired of being told that I'm too loud/too talkative.

Oh , I had dinner with my sister, here's what happened, but I'm too lazy to type, so I'll just take it from her blog(Which some of you have read, omg stalkers). Here it goes:

"My brother and I are telepathic haha. One day I was preparing to go for dinner with him and doing my makeup (why I bother to dress up when I'm going out with the boy who has seen my most unglamorous moments for 15 years, I have no idea), I was thinking of eating soya bean ice cream. And then my brother came over to me and said he wanted to eat it too! Haha. Then while on the way to dinner, we broke into song, the exact same line and verse of Lady Gaga's Bad Romance! Too cool to be true."

Awesome right? just out of the blue we sang the same line at the same time.

okay ciao no more things to write (I think).

Going for class chalet!!!! (I heard our class is the only sec 3 express clas to have a class chalet)

BYE BYE XOXO KENJI.

ps: new favourite show: Glee. It's like a high school musical in a tv show. Just with better songs.

Yes I'm finally updating this

A miracle has happened because I have finally decided to update this blog.

So I hope my three readers enjoy this post.

What makes me think I have three readers?

Easy.

The fact that barely anyone tags.

To those who tagged. YOU'RE AWWWEEESOME.

To those who don't, Hades is waiting for you.

ANYWAAAAY. Last week end I went for the Youth Leader's Camp with the other SLs. I had truckloads of fun and gained knowledge on things I never expected to learn about. BTW, the apartments were amazing. They were well furnished and had air-conditioning in every room.

I'm too lazy to blabber on the details. It's not any of you are interested.

Watched "Youth Matters" on Wednesday. It was a double bill put up by InwardBound featuring "Lord of the flies" and our school's "The Trial of Bella T". I was thoroughly engaged in the play. The way the actresses performed as an ensemble together and portrayed the characters in so many angles just captivated me.

Moving on to the next topic, now that exams are over, everyone is damn free in class. Everywhere you turn you see game consoles, blackjack, daidee, cheat, poker, mahjong (yes mahjong) AND ALL SORTS OF GAMES. However overall we're still pretty bored because the fun fades away fast.

That's all in the past because SCHOOL IS OVER!!!! However our holidays have been eaten up by study camp. Damn it. I want this holiday to pass slowly because after that it's 2010. I'll be Sec 4. Then 10 months after that I'll be sitting for my O levels. Shit. I'm sooooo screwed.

I AM SUCH A FREAK. WHY AM I THINKING SO AFR AHEAD???????

Anyway I have to buck up Cos my L1R4 is 16 and my L1R5 is 22(I'm 8th in class) . I have to buck up if I wanna make it to a JC.

OOHHHH YEAH!!

To my few readers. I need your advise. As you all may know, my mum did not allow me to dye my hair during the June holidays. However I am determined to dye it this time. I'm stuck between Caramel Brown, Normal Brown, Ash and Yellowish-Blond. Any suggestions?

GONNA SLEEEEEEEEEEEEP now.

G'NITE PEOPLE!!!!

XOXO

NEWSFLASH OF THE YEAR (for me)

THE TIME IS 12.35AM WHEN I STARTED TYPING THIS.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!

Attention all readers!!! Especially drama club ones!!!

I felt random and decided to check out the inwardBOUND website (the theater company that teaches our school) AND I FIND OUT THAT THEIR PERFORMING OUR SYF PIECE! The one we got Gold with Honors for!

I am sooooooo gonna inform Ms Chan and the drama club!!!

Anyway, the performance is on 27 October (10am-12noon) and (3pm and 5pm) and 28 October (10am-12noon,limited seats) and (3pm to 5pm)

Venue: Singapore Repertory Theater

Price: $35 ($14 after NAC-Tote Board Subsidy)

I have to watch it because I want to see someone else portray my character. I admit, I wasn't very good at it. The play meant a lot to me so I'm gonna watch it no matter what!! Sean gave me a very un-enthu reaction of ,"okay". With an excuse of being sleepy.

BS. I can get enthu an excited even when I'm sleepy.

No offense man Sean.

The time now is 1 am

I get irritated, "alot"

PEOPLE!!

WHEN WILL IT SINK INTO YOUR HEADS THAT IT IS WRITTEN AS "A LOT".

NOT "ALOT".

After so many years of education and having English teacher's nag at you, an elementary error like this should not be existent!!!!

OH YEAH, AND BY THE WAY.

If you are a couple, in a public place, with complete strangers around you. No matter how in love you are, it never has and never will be appropriate to have PDA (Public Displays of Affection)

I am sure there are a thousand and one other ways to convey your love for each other without having to be so disgusting right?

YES, I JUST SAID IT, IT'S DISGUSTING.

Revolting, abominable, awful, repulsive, shameless and SLEAZY.

Not civic mindedness!

SO WHY ARE SCHOOLS WASTING TIME AND MONEY TO EDUCATE STUDENTS DURING CIVICS AND MORAL EDUCATION? IT'S NOT WORKING!!!!

I don't mind hugging, cuddling, holding hands, spooning, kissing(not French ones!) .

But I have my limits! Everyone does, AND YOU SHOULD HAVE LIMITS TOO.

To the couple who was being extremely shameless and sleazy on Tuesday at the McDonald's near Ang Mo Kio Hub:

Firstly, let me congratulate you on getting together, this next few months will be a delightful and sweet period of your life. Unfortunately, while you're merrily thinking that this relationship will last until you're old, saggy and ugly, it would be a great pleasure for me to burst your bubble and bring you back to earth. What you're probably experiencing is a just the "Honeymoon period". Where all the flaws are non-existent, and everything seems perfect. But later you'll start to drive each other crazy, pick on each other, fight every 30 minutes over the tinniest of details.

In other words, your relationship will not last. It's just a teenager thing so stop wasting your time AND STOP BEING SO SLEAZY AND STOP PDA-ING IN PUBLIC.

No one wants so see you sharing fries like how Lady and Tramp shared spaghetti!!!!

It was nice in "Lady and the Tramp" BUT IS REVOLTING IN REAL LIFE.

PLEASE. Love yourself and don't be a disgrace to others , your school and yourself!!!

*end of rant*

Guess who got 20/25 for E maths test and 70/100(A2?/b3?) for E maths CA2?

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm damn happy can? I have come a really long way, from f9 to my current grade. Really have to thank Mr Loh . Or else I'd still be failing maths.

Shit, it's 2 am and instead of studying for Physics test and Maths mock test, I'm Stalking Facebook-ing !!!! ARGH ! WHY AM I NOT MOTIVATED TO STUDY?!

Luuurve it! <3

I just watched Confessions of A Shopaholic, AND-I-LOVED-IT!!!! ESPECIALLY THE GREEN SCARF.

It's hilarious and totally cute.

My favourite lines:

No.3 "Oh my God, you speak Prada?"-Rebecca to Luke

No.2 "Shut up. Sale of the century"-Gay receptionist at Dantay West( He was first in line despite the sale having nothing but women's clothes, handbags and shoes.

Ready for number one?

AAAAAAAND NO.1 "She's not my girlfriend. She's not you." - Luke to Rebecca

I know, cheesy and mushy to the max, but I'm a sucker for lines like these.

NO. These are different from Mediacorp ones. First they don't have good lines like these, and they don't have charming lead actors with GORGEOUS English accents. The movie brought out my inner feminine side. It disappeared the moment the movie ended.

I watched the season premiere of Grey's Anatomy season 6! But I had 20 minutes left to watch before my sister wanted her laptop back! Now I don't know how it ends! ZZZZZZ. I'll have to download it.

OH YEAH. I FORGOT TO MENTION.

I totally want one of those geek glasses. The huge to the max ones. But I want mine U-shaped or slightly squarish, I would rather write a Chinese essay than wear the round ones.

Lemme find a photo.....

MY-DREAM-GLASSES. TOTALLY GETTING ONE.

That's Sam Sparro!! The guy that sang "Black and Gold"! I used to hate the song but if you're close to me you'll realize I keep singing it and I'm gaga over it( Random: How do you make lady gaga cry? Ans: You poke her face(POKER FACE) )

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Anyway, I love his album.

I'm thinking of getting a bowtie, suspenders and one of those ah beng bermudas. The wear it together with the glasses and look geek-chic to the max.

PS. Enjoyed service, better than the previous time I went.

Motivated to post, NOT

I wanted to post last week, but I procrastinated. I had a lot of things to write, but I just lost motivation.

Anyway, I'm starting to think Singapore Idol is crap, simply because the don't know how to vote. It is a SINGING competition, so can someone tell me why Farhan is still in? No doubt he was voted in by girls who were partially deaf. Syltra deserved the spot way more than he did.

LIKE, HELLO. SHE'S MUCH BETTER THAN FARHAN CAN?

AIYA, SINCE WHEN DID SINGAPORE EVEN KNOW HOW TO VOTE PROPERLY?

Talking about it makes my blood boil. At least Sylvia, Tabitha and Duane got in. (YAY)

In brighter news- Wait, what am I talking about? I have none.

Oh yeah, bought Gatsby Moving Rubber, started styling my hair for school. I kinda like the way my hair looks when it's styled. But it's a hassle to wash off and my attention keeps going to my hair for fear that it gets messed up. (How messed up can it get? I'm practically sitting down all day)

Ok, getting real sleepy, gonna sleep soon

GOODNIGHT

Things-will-soon-go-my-way. My foot!

I had a bad day, and blogger is not helping the situation. AT ALL.

I cooled down a bit after remedial at the library. Read Fmylife, some of the posts were plain hilarious. Fiddled around with the suggestion book in the library. Which upon close inspection, is filled with grammar AND spelling mistakes.

I sill have physics homework, Lit homework, and Lit project. WHY DID MS LIN GIVE A GROUP PROJECT?! I HATE GROUP PROJECTS!!!

I still have a present to shop for.

SEPTEMBER HOLIDAYS ARE NOT LONG ENOUGH!!!










Shit, I'm getting so pissed over a small matter. SINCE 10.30AM

BUT I DO HAVE A RIGHT TO BE ANGRY. *shows pissed off face* >:(

B4!!!! Finally!!!!

I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS HAPPY IN A WHILE. I GOT A B4 FOR MATHS!!!!! MAJOR IMPROVEMENT CAN?! I can't remember the last time I got a B for maths. I have always been flunking it.

However, my English, Poa , Combined Science have deproved by a bit. MUST STUDY AND PAY ATTENTION!!!

Improvement in my Combined Humanities

My Chinese and F&N is stuck at C6 and D7 respectively.

SOOO HAPPY.

Anyway, half my holidays gone by now, BUT I still wanna go out.

DONAVON AND SEAN!!! WHEN YOU GUYS WANNA GO OUT???

I got my pencil case back!

I got my pencil case back! I can't believe it. Did not get back my SL book though. Apparently, Kumar found it. o_O

WOW, HOW DID THEY FIND OUT IT WAS MINE? DID THEY READ MY BLOG OR SOMETHING?

Looks like I do have more readers than I thought.

Anyway, My day went pretty well, Although I woke up late and reached school at 8.45am, I did not get detention. It was my third time being late.

Then while I was looking for things in my bag, I found my SL badge!! I thought I had lost it forever. I thought to myself " My luck's finally getting good"

Then I remember, "For every force there is an equal and opposing reaction" (or something like that)

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT WAS THE BAD THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME?

I GOT 56/100 FOR CHEMISTRY. I CAN KISS GOODBYE TO MY "A" IN COMBINED SCIENCE.

OH WAIT I FIGURED OUT HOW THEY KNEW IT WAS MY PENCIL CASE.

MS Lin gave me a slip of paper containing the list of work I owe her , WITH MY NAME ON IT. They must have checked my pencil case.

Pencil case fly fly away.

I LOST MY PENCIL CASE. ALONG WITH THE NOTEBOOK DEENA GAVE ME TO RECORD SL THINGS. SHIT . LAST SEEN ON SATURDAY 29 AUGUST IN THE HALL. THE BOOK IS GREEN AND THE PENCIL CASE IS BLACK WITH A BLUE ZIPPER.

I'm sorry Deena, I didn't mean to lose it.

People actually found my wasabi joke funny! WOOOOO PEOPLE FIND ME FUNNY!

You bug me when

Long Rant ahead.

I frequently find myself irritated and offended by various things in my surroundings, I guess it's just in me to pick on other's flaws and not my own but here goes a rant on things that annoyed me recently.

1. Whiny people(students, to be specific)
Seriously, it's your education, he/she is your teacher. I don't mind if you complain over something unfair, I do it too. However, if you whine about a teacher making a small comment, or giving a small undemanding assignment, or a tiny flaw, that just pisses me off.

IT IS YOUR FREAKING EDUCATION. THE ONE YOUR PARENTS ARE PAYING FOR SO THAT YOU CAN GET A GOOD JOB WITH A GOOD PAY TO HAVE A GOOD LIFE. WE AS STUDENTS HAVE THE SHORT END OF THE STRAW AND HAVE TO SUCK IT UP AND TAKE WHAT WE HAVE. Have a little initiative to do your work. Have a little patience with your teacher's flaws, I've had patience with yours. The world does not revolve around you. The class has 40 people. The teacher cannot satisfy the demands of 40 people without offending others.

Stop whining and grow up. Just pay attention in class and try to do well. Didn't MR Ong's words sink into that thick skull of yours that contains your whining brain?

2. People who can't throw an insult properly.
Seriously. I know you hate me, I seem like a jerk but I'm actually a very nice person to those who are nice to me. Ask my friends.

Firstly, I don't mind if you continue using the word , "gay" as an insult on me. My friend JM has knighted be me with that word. That word means practically nothing. I've had people call me MUCH MUCH MUCH worse things, your insult felt like you swung a pillow and hit me in the face. IT DOESN'T WORK.

Secondly, I already know you call me "Gay" and I'm not changing my opinion on what kind of a person you are. So please have the guts to throw an insult at me TO MY FACE. Don't wait until I walk past you and have my back facing you to throw the word "Gay" to me. Or come reprimand me for being mean to you. I WILL APOLOGISE. I know I crossed the line for what I said while walking past your class. BUT WHAT YOU SAID TO MY FRIEND WASN'T EXACTLY FRIENDLY. You know what you said. I find it kinda sad that you have to resort to "hit-and-run" insults and don't dare confront me . Sigh. What has happened to the art of insulting?

3. Staring for the wrong reasons.
It all started when my sis and I were sitting at table B, between tables A and C. While I was still trying to finish my fries. A few youngsters come ans sit at table A. It didn't really matter, except they seemed to be waiting for someone because they were not ordering anything. Then a whole Family came along and sat at Table C. It was not large enough for them and they obviously needed more seats. Instead of asking, They just stood there and stared at us. YES THEY STARED AT US. LIKE THEY OWNED THE PLACE AND WE'RE OBLIGATED TO GIVE UP OUT SEAT. Then a guy from table A went over to Table C to crack a joke there. RUDE OR RUDE? I just thought it was rude cos I thought it was directed at us.
SERIOUSLY. JUST ASK FOR THE SEAT. Then my sister and I decided to be the bigger person and let them have it. My sister wanted to give them the bitchy evil eye. But couldn't cos I walked the other direction. The moment we stepped out of the McDonalds we bitched NON-STOP about the A**HOLES at McDonalds. For got what my sister said, but IT WAS HILARIOUS TO THE MAX.

So a message to people at Table C & A. HAVE SOME MANNERS AND ASK FOR THE TABLE. DON'T STARE. DIDN'T YOUR PARENTS TEACH YOU THAT IT'S RUDE TO STARE? IF I WERE A GANGSTER WITH PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS WOULD YOU STILL BE STARING AT ME? HUH?! SCREW YOU!!!!! AND ADD A "PLEASE" AT THE BACK WHEN YOU ASK FOR A TABLE. AND USE A FRIENDLY TONE OR DON'T EVEN THINK OF PUTTING YOUR ASS ON THE CHAIR. GET SOME MANNERS AND LEARN THE SOCIAL ETHICS AND NORMS OF THE SOCIETY. SINGAPORE IS A FIRST WORLD COUNTRY WITHOUT FIRST CLASS PEOPLE IS BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU! *sigh* OR ARE JUST SO MUCH OF A LOSER THAT YOU CAN'T ASK FOR A SEAT PROPERLY. _l_

AHHHH. I feel better after ranting.

MUST GET BACK TO WORK. GOT CHEM TEST + BAO ZHANG BAO DAO + ZUO YE TOMORROW. Did I forget to mention the loads of SL work to do?

PS. I kicked ass at my compo paper
PPS. I'm writing a 55 word Essay on love for lit and it's killing me to write it.

uh oh, we're in trouble

I have a cough and a temperature of 37.1. I hope it's a false alarm

Update: It's 37.4 now

NYP + Ghana Student

Random quote, "You are my exception." -Alex, from "he's just not that into you"

I went to NYP for a field trip. I really enjoyed myself there. First, we got a tour of their nursing course, there were a lot of dummies and a lot of medical equipment. There was even operating theatre and a delivery room. I got to try to use a defilburator, otherwise known as the shocker thing used by doctors in tv shows to revive patients.

HOWEVER!!!

I found out a truth about it. Defilburators are not used when a patient flat lines, you use it when the heart beat has a weird pattern. If a person flat lines, you do CPR. AND then person does not jump up when shocked, there is just a slight jolt. In my case, the dummy did not even jolt. And it took me many tries to get it correct because I did it wrongly. Super malu

After that we had a tour of NYP's digital media school, not as interesting as I thought, and my legs were getting tired, my bag was kinda heavy.

THEN WE GOT TO EAT! We went to participate in an experiment. I wanted to eat the har kow, but I ended up with this weird spicy salad dressing.

After that we had a talk about DPA then we were dismissed.

I some photos but I'm too lazy to upload them on Facebook since blogger is still F-ing up on me.

We had a Ghana student visit us, she was really friendly. It was tough to make conversations because I had no idea what to say. Because of the her visit, I got to skip almost half the day of school! But I missed the chemistry practical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Had rehearsal for National Day celebration, really didn't want to go.

Lingered around in school and finally left later.

OH YEAH, IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT SO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE PERSON MOST IMPORTANT IN MY LIFE, MY MOYHER. I WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Crazy

~DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY? DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY? DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY? Possibly.~

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

~DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY? DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY? DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY? Possibly.~
(it's a song)

what is wrong

Why blogger why?! why have you decided to torture me? Now I can't change font size, font colour, post pictures or videos. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?! It's not funny, Jia min. IT'S REALLY NOT.

If I knew how to take screen shots I would show you what my dire situation is like now.

*LARGE BOLD ITALIC* OH WAIT!! I CAN'T UPLOAD PHOTOS.

I have lost my motivation to blog.

Scary movie ain't that scary.

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SCREW YOU BLOGGER

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH BLOGGER, THE BIG BOX TO TYPE POSTS IS MISSING. I ONLY HAVE A SMALL BOX THAT SAYS PREVIEW TO TYPE IN

BUSY AGAIN

OMIGOSH, I'M SO BUSY AGAIN.

I'm so busy that it made me too tired and too lazy to update.

I've got SYF rehearsals and Cheer competition, not as bad as compared to the March-April chaos, BUT I'M STILL VERY BUSY. I have to get the words done for the cheer and finish the script for Deyi star finals by Monday, where I will have ushering duty that will clash with my SYF technical run at ACJC. Then SYF showcase on Tuesday and Wednesday. After that it's cheer rehearsal all the wayyyyyyy.

And I'm such a useless OIC, my AIC Jovina is practically doing most of the work. I feel so bad. I SHALL BE BETTER

You rock Jovina.

If you're expecting me to write something funny in this post, I'm sorry but my sense of humour has exhausted itself today.

OH YEAH. My dad visited last weekend, I really missed him. He got a laptop for my sister and we got a router to split the connection. I LOVE THE PERSON WHO INVENTED THE ROUTER.

Now the desktop is practically mine. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My dad's in Thailand now, only coming back during October, which is exam period. GG.

I have a new teacher, let's call him Sopranist, when we first saw him, he was just viewing the lesson so he never said anything. But on Wednesday, he came in to teach and the moment he started talking, I thought he was lip-synching to a recording of a woman's voice, when I closed my eyes and listened, all I could hear was a woman's voice.

FREAKY SHIT.

SL-T Shirt is PURPLE. LAVENDER, TO BE SPECIFIC. It's very hard to pull off this colour.

DISTURBING.

Today, the F&N students all thought they were gonna make butter cookies for F&N, but it came out dry for some of us, it came but as soda biscuits.

YES YOU HEARD IT. SODA BISCUITS.

Epic Fail. How can cookies even turn to soda biscuits?

Well maybe because this wasn't a practical but an experiment, so no sugar. And Jacinta didn't put enough water.

Goldilocks is never satisfied

I'm sure you've heard of the story of Goldilocks and the three bears. And you know her, nothing is good enough for Goldilocks and she leaves a mess wherever she goes.

Well, I have one in my school.

Goldilocks never mentioned any of her ideas for our performance, but all of a sudden she launches shit loads of ideas at us, she totally caught us off-guard. We were outraged. She totally changed our performance 180 degrees.

But I've grown immune to her antics a long time ago and I closed one eye. If I'm an actor, I have to learn to work with different people right?

BUT THEN. I HEARD SOMETHING UNFORGIVABLE FROM HER. Here's what happened

Because I have 2 juniors, X & Y performing a movement piece on the stage. X is fantastic while Y looks extremely awkward on stage because he's a bit shy and a bit new with the movements. My drama instructor thought Goldilocks would comment on it and was just about to explain when Goldilocks blurted on the ugliest sentence ever:

"That boy over there, can change to a slimmer one?"

I was appalled by her ugly, terrible words. She doesn't even have a good figure so she is in no position to comment on Y's size.

SO WHAT IF Y ISN'T SLIM?

He is just painting a box in a dramatic fashion!!!

NO LINES. NO CHARACTER. JUST PAINTING VERY DRAMATICALLY.

He is not playing the roll of a skinny person. JUST PAINTING

Why does he have to be replaced just because he is overweight? If he is going to perform for SYF 2011, will you pull him and the other fat performers out? If he's going to be an emcee at an assembly, will you rip him off stage and have a wafer-thin student replace him? By actually requesting to replace him solely on the reason that he is fat, you are sending a message that it's not okay to be fat, when you have staff and students that are overweight.

YOU ARE SUBCONSCIOUSLY PROMOTING HATE SPEECH!!!!!

You are implying that people without perfect figures cannot be allowed on stage.

We have fat teachers, why not she fire them and replace them with fit/muscular/wafer-thin teachers?

We have other fat students too, why not expel them or shove them into a dungeon when guests visit the school?

Soon maybe she's going to find the thin students an eyesore too and force them on protein diets and intense gym workouts so they can build muscle mass. (I will have to run for my life then, because I'm underweight)

Then she's gonna use hammers to force the buck-toothed student's teeth back to normal.

And while she's at it, she'll have ugly students wear masks to cover their faces, since we have insufficient funds to pay for their plastic surgery.

FACE IT GOLDILOCKS, PERFECT PEOPLE ARE RARE.

I have lost my last lingering thread of respect for Goldilocks.

I can overlook her inability to park her car properly.

I can overlook her often bad decisions.

I can overlook her fashion sense.

I can overlook that she's not the best person.

But I cannot overlook what she said

Someone with a position like her should be gaining the respect of the students, but her actions make us despise her.

We are getting an award for Centre of Excellence in the performing arts. NOT AN AWARD FOR SCHOOL WITH BEST STICK THIN PERFORMERS.

Her actions have proven to be revolting and proven her unworthy of our respect.

Stupid questions

I shall tackle a very pressing and irritating issue.

Teenagers face it everyday.

In fact, not only teenagers face this issue.

Children

Adults

Everyone of all ages, shapes and sizes face this issue.

It causes us distress, makes us insecure, self-conscious , irritated and frustrated.

NO, IT'S NOT ABUSE

IT'S NOT THE RECESSION

IT'S NOT GLOBAL WARMING

IT'S NOT ABOUT BULLYING

IT'S NOT ABOUT STUDIES

IT'S ABOUT.........

*POINTS TO POST TITLE*

IT'S ABOUT STUPID QUESTIONS!!!

Questions like:

"Why are you so tall?"

"Why is your Adam's apple so big?"

"Why are you so skinny?"

"How can you eat so much and not get fat?"

"Why are you fat?"

"Why are you so cute?"

"Why you so ugly?"

"Why you so stupid?"

"Why you so pretty?"

etc etc

Let me just say this:

DO WE LOOK LIKE WE KNOW THE ANSWER?

EVEN IF WE DID, the answer is obvious right????????

So I have come up with model answers

"Why are you so tall?"

Ans: Cos I have tall parents, who gave me tall genes, unlike you.

"Why is your adam's apple so big?"

Ans: (If it's a guy) It's a sign of maturity and that I'm growing into an adult. The lack of yours obviously proves your immaturity and how juvenile you are. (:

(If it's a girl): Very "Man" what

"Why are you so skinny?"

Rude answer: COS YOU'RE FAT!!!

Answer 1: I have a weird metabolism

Answer 2(to scare people): I have a eating disorder(use this as a joke only)

Answer 3: I bother to stay in shape, a sharp contrast to you.

"How can you eat so much and not get fat?"

Answer: I'm Bulimic

Answer 2: I bother to exercise, unlike you, hippo thighs.

Answer 3: I have a weird metabolism.

"Why are you fat?"

Answer 1: I'm not FAT, I'm just big-boned(in denial)

Answer 2: HOW DARE YOU?! It's not fat, it's vivacious.(in denial)

Answer 3(for shameless people): Being fat is the new "in" look, plus-sized models are taking the world by storm!

Answer 4 (to reply another fat person): Please look in the mirror, you look like you replaced your legs with an elephant's legs.

"Why are you so cute?"

Answer: Are you jealous?

Answer 2 : YOU'RE JUST UGLY

"Why you so ugly?"

Answer: (I've got none. )

"Why you so stupid?"

Answer: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not some stuck up high IQ jerk like you

Answer 2: You're just saying that to make yourself feel better, you know you're dumber than me

Answer 3: I can't be bothered to use my brain when idiots like you are around me.

Answer 4: I only act dumb so that you won't feel like you're the only one with a rotting stump for a brain.

"Why you so pretty?"

Answer: I've had plastic surgery. I could afford it. Unlike you

Answer 2: Thank you for the compliment

Answer 3: Cos you're ugly and jealous *give bitchy smile*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tell them these answers and they'll shut up. Well they may even ignore and hate you for a very long time.

NOTE! This post is just for fun! It is not meant to target Any individual who likes to ask stupid questions like this. I apologise if you feel offended. If you feel like I'm targeting you, clarify the whole issue with me first, THEN decide whether you should get all pissed and make me apologetic and stuff. I do not like to apologise when it's not my fault.

AGAIN, I AM NOT TARGETING ANYONE. IT IS MEANT AS A JOKE.

I LOVED DRAMA OUTING!!! Although I got muscle aches the next day and it my back hurts BADLY. Thank you for sort of celebrating my birthday!!! I don't think I've had so many people sing me a birthday song.