SHE LOOKS RETARDED.

And she is freaking annoying.

She's also kind off socially awkward.

SOONG, YOU KNOW WHO I'M REFERRING TO.

RELAX, SOONG IT'S NOT YOU.

I wanna move nearer to the front of class, it makes me concentrate better.

Not to say that my seat is a bad seat, I get the occasional breeze cos I'm near the window yet I don't get irritated by the curtains that float like ghosts due to the wind. I don't get affected by sunlight cos I sit at the back and I can eat/text/do homework at the back of the class.

NOT THAT I DO THAT.

I'M A VERY GOOD, RULE-ABIDING STUDENT OKAY.

*lights up halo*

Besides, I sit next to Jiamin, I get to chat/bitch/gossip/fight with her, which make lessons less interesting. However, now that I have someone to chat with in class, I get distracted more often compared to last year. Cos Bing Hui is usually quite silent, so I can focus more in class.

The only flaw with my seat is A CERTAIN SOMEONE WHO NEVER FAILS TO ANNOY ME and is just an eyesore.

GOT THE QIAN BIAN FACE.

ZZ okay I go sleep le.

REGURGITATE

I NEED A MIRACLE.

A MIRACLE THAT WILL GIVE ME WILLPOWER TO DO MY R&D FOR MY F&N COURSEWORK.

PLEASE HAPPEN

PLEASE HAPPEN

PLEASE HAPPEN

IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN?

WILL IT HAPPEN?

FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH (Since it's the CNY period, I will say fish instead of the F-word so everyone nian nian you yu 年年有余)

For those who have terrible Chinese *coughseancough* and some other jiak kan tan people. when writing 年年有余 it's this 余, not this 鱼.

Back to the point.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REGURGITATE 15 PAGES OF R&D? WIN ALREADY LOR.

DIE DIE DIE. WHY DO I PROCRASTINATE SO MUCH?

I SHOULD HAVE DROPPED f&N. THERE IS NOOOO WAY I CAN SCORE FOR THIS SUBJECT. THIS SUBJECT IS GONNA PULL ME DOWN.

!@#$%^&*

Instead of typing this I should be doing my R&D. GARGH.

SOMEBODY SAVE ME.

Anyway, Happy Chinese New Year and a sucky Valentine's.

Valentine's Day is a cheap commercialized holidays for florists and candy makers!!!!

Do you know that an average American man spends TWICE the amount on Valentine's Day as compared to women?

Chocolates and flowers are WAYYYY CHEAPER after Valentine's.

Additionally, do you know the origin of this "occasion"?

For Sec 4 students in my school, you should know from our haiku assignment. Refer to the handout. For those who don't, here's a rough idea.

One legend states that in third century Rome, the Emperor had a brilliant idea of forcing single men to become soldiers as they were better than married soldiers with wives and children. He made it illegal for youthful single men to marry. A priest named Valentine found him to be a tyrant and bo chap the law. He still performed marriages for these young men and when he was discovered, he was given a merciless death penalty.

Another legend states that Valentine was imprisoned, he fell in love with the warden's daughter and gave the first "Valentine" to her. He wrote it to her before his death and he signed it off with "From your Valentine"

SEE? TO BE SOMEONE'S VALENTINE MEANS BEING SOMEONE'S DOOMED LOVESICK LOVER.

Another origin is that Valentine's day was created by the Christian church to "Christianise" a pagan Lupercalia festival(held on Feb 15). It's a festival dedicated to the Roman god of agriculture and the founders of Rome. A goat is sacrificed for fertility and a dog for purification in the cave where the founders of Rome were believed to be born in.

I shall skip one part of the celebration and fast forward to another part. Bachelors of the city would choose a name of a girl from an urn. The man then has to be paired with that woman for a year. This pairs often lead to marriage(HOORAY!).

HOWEVER, THE KICKER IS....

In 498AD, the Pope made February 14 Valentine's day and declared the romantic "lottery" pairing UN-CHRISTIAN and was OUTLAWED.

Now don't get me wrong.

How the f#ck is it un-Christian? It's not like they're worshiping the devil or plotting to turn over the church. Thy're bringing couples together and wishing for good harvest!!! It's all for the good intention of the fellow people. What gives the Pope the RIGHT to declare it as un-Christian?

They have wiped out the culture of a group people!!!

Shit within the time I used to write this, I could have done a few pages of R&D. I procrastinate too much.

Motivated to study

I stayed back after school to finish my math homework today. Coincidentally, there was Chemistry remedial, so I stayed back to coach Jiamin and Yong Ren. I realised I till have a good grasp of my chemistry. Mrs Cheam stated I can actually get A1 for science. Which made me feel damn happy.

Now I'm quite motivated to study. I shall do well for my next Chem test and POA test.

I shall keep that motivation! If you find me slacking, hit me!!!!

THARMDWIVE

That's my thumb drive's name. I wanted to give it a special name so I called it THARMDWIVE.

Call it stupid or whatever, I think the name is adorable.

I screwed up my F&N task analysis. I was supposed to hand in 10-12 pages, I handed in 6. So I guess I'm gonna get low-medium band for it. Oh well. I just have to do well for the rest of it. I want a B3/B4 for F&N. Don't want to get C's

Oh I had flag day on Saturday. It will be an experience I will never forget.

It will be an experience no one will forget. Because everyone suffered hell because of it.

So for the sake of future generations, I have created a guide for FLAG DAY.

So here it is

KENJI'S AWESOMELY FANTASTIC GUIDE TO FLAG DAY

1. Pick a good spot

Self-explanatory, with a good spot, there will be more people donating and you give away more stickers. Others look like losers and look like some awesome fundraiser. A good spot would be outside a bank(COS THAT'S WHERE ALL THE MONEY IS), outside a 4D outlet(GOT MONEY TO GAMBLE CONFIRM GOT MONEY TO DONATE), at a BUSY traffic light, at a busy market and the town area. However , to be able to pick a good post, you need to------

2. Be early

How are you gonna get a good spot if you're late? ALL the good spots with people that have too many coins will be taken up with students!!!! So wake up early, rush to find a good spot and raise enough money before another irritating bugger from your class comes along to snatch your "potential donaters".

3. Smile, it won't f#cking kill you.

Nothing is more appealing then a bubbly energetic and cheerful flag day person (FDP for short). No one would want to donate to a grumpy, fierce looking FDP. It's a plain turn off. No one in this judgmental little island would donate to you. Unless you are-----

4. DAMN GOOD LOOKING.

The next most appealing thing is good looks, for guys, broad shoulders and chiseled muscles will attract girls and aunties. Girls, a cute smile and a good figure will get you a lot of donations from guys( who are very stingy). Seriously. Looks count. It's in human nature to go for the good looking one!!! Sorry ugly people. You are at a disadvantage. However, it's not that bad. It'll be much easier if you---

5. Be super duper disgustingly thick skinned. To hell with being shy!!!

Do not be afraid to approach people! Tall, short, fat, skinny, ugly, attractive, smoking, not smoking, young, old. THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE SHY. JUST APPROACH WITH A SMILE. BE CONFIDENT AND PLEASE DO NOT SPEAK WITH A SOFT PANSY VOICE. BE BRAVE!! Even if the guy person is a muscle bound 2 metre tall gangster with a cigarette in one hand. APPROACH HIM!!!! HE MAY HAVE SHIT LOADS OF COINS.

6. Know the organisation you are helping. ESPECIALLY IN YOU MOTHER TONGUE.

It is not enough to know it in English. You have to know how to explain in other languages. A few people I approached us me in mandarin what the organisation is about. I STRUGGLED TO EXPLAIN. (Cos you know I suck at mandarin and shit). Prepare a translation!!! You may never know when some non English speaking donater will come along and ask you what he/she is donating for!!!

7. Rules? Screw rules. Rules are for wimps. They are meant to be broken.

I am not encouraging you to break rules, but there were a lot of people who break rules and ask for donations in buildings. Although they have been strictly instructed not to do so! Some people were asking for donations in shopping malls!

*Note: even if you're outside amk hub, be careful not to step on the tiles outside. The pms-ing security lady will chase you away for standing on their tiles. THEY ARE DAMN IRRITATING!

8. Mind your manners. DUH. DUMBSH!T

Try to avoid addressing adults as "Uncle" or "Auntie". Some people are quite sensitive about being called "uncle" or "auntie". Call them Miss or Mister. Or in Chinese you would want to call them "Xiao Jie" or "xian sheng". No woman wants to be called old. They want to feel young. IN OTHER WORDS, SUCK UP!!!!!! Use your imagination!

9. It's not a competition

Don't be like and develop some maniacal obsession with filling up the entire can. Don't bother about how many people donate to you. What matters is you did your best for charity.

(Omg I sound so cliche and hypocritical, but whatever this is my blog. I can write whatever I want and say it's "Shakespeare")

THIS ENDS MY AWESOME GUIDE TO FLAG DAY. I HOPE YOU LEARNT SOMETHING NEW. EITHER THAT OR YOU JUST WASTED A FEW MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE. HAHA NOOB!!!!

OH YEAH, ONE MORE THING!!!!

I have had enough of people making insults at me for the lame jokes I crack. I like to entertain people and if there's one thing I have realised, I can't tell one-liner jokes or crowd pleasing jokes. People just don't laugh with me. However, I realised that people do get a laugh out of me. So therefore I make jokes at the expense of embarrassing myself! So I become the joke! That's my style of humor!!!!

I may not be some witty stand-up comedian, but I enjoy entertaining people. I'm just built that way.

New fact about me: My patience is like the rain in Africa, it's limited.

NEW YEAR!

It's the new school year baby! It's all about rushing all the last minute holiday homework and getting used to writing the new class and date!! I keep writing my class as "305" and the year as "2009".

I believe it was a busy week for a lot of students. Especially for the Sls (WOOTS) and Performing Arts CCAs.

It had been fun during the Sec one orientation. Especially my awesome class 107!!!!

I definitely had phone with the SLs and Drama Club the arts trail and cca orientation.

Lol I sound like a sec one.

ANYWAY, I DID MY BOOK TALK,( I'm sure all of you did too) and Mrs Gruber told me my examiner was impressed by my book talk!!! YESH!!!! AWESOME.

And to all those who watched the CCA orientation performance by the drama club:...

I WROTE THE SCRIPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you found it funny, thank you.

If you didn't find it funny, f*ck off.

OH! MY OLD PHONE SPOILT, I NOW HAVE A NOKIA E63. Not a BlackBerry, but it has more awesome functions than my old phone. I will miss my old phone dearly. I really don't understand how it spoiled.

HAVE A NICE RETIREMENT, MY DEAR NOKIA 6120 CLASSIC!!!!

I may sound cuckoo but the phone followed me through many turbulent times, VERY PRECIOUS OKAY?

Or as Visa would put it, "it's priceless"

I got my o level coursework for F&N already. Am I allowed to go into panic mode now?

I calculated, if I wanted to get into Yishun JC, I need to get at least a B3 for every subject with no more than 2 B4's. !@#$%^&

Okay, I shall not be such a spoiler and I shall speak about more fun stuff instead.

I was with my mum at NTUC Fairprice yesterday. Guess what I saw?

NUNS SHOPPING FOR UNDERWEAR.

It may sound normal but I found it HILARIOUS. I always thought they wore the "du dao" that ancient Chinese women wore. Jiamin thought they flattened their boobs with bandages. But they're human and they DO need underwear. Who doesn't wear underwear?

Another funny thing happened yesterday during literature, Brenda took Sabrina's banana shaped pencil case and pretended to eat/swallow it!!! It looked DAMN WRONG. LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS PERFORMING FELLATIO WITH THE BANANA.

Yes you learned a new word, it's called "fellatio".

I laughed for approx 3 minutes. I laughed whenever I thought about it.

OH WAIT.

DEAR READERS PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR, tilt your head left and right continuously.

Do it now.

Welcome back, did you feel anything moving in your head? Cos sometimes I do.

YES. I THINK MY HEAD IS A LITTLE HOLLOW. BUT THIS DOES NOT MEAN I'M DUMB!!!!

Please tell me my head is not hollow and that I'm over-reacting.

I shall end my post here. I don't think I have anything else to type.

BYE BYE PEOPLE. Be safe, be well, eat fruit and remember, life is a vacuum cleaner, it sucks.

JUST JOKING!!! IT'S A WONDERFUL THING IF YOU HAVE 3FS

Family, Friends and Food.

When you're down seek family, if family isn't there, friends will always give sunlight and happiness and cheer you up and when all else fails , just f*cking binge on comfort food.

Remember my friend, I am there for you.

OK I WILL GO OFF NOW. I NEED TO SLEEEEEEEP.

ps: I'll be there when you need me. You know who you are. I have been there for 3 years and I will continue to be there.

OI EAM AEE HAHNDSOME GUY

I AM JUST TOO LAZY TO POST ABOUT BOTH MY CLASS CHALETS SO I'LL JUST MAKE A COMPARISON BETWEEN THE TWO.

The food was WAAAAAY better at 207 chalet

The 305 chalet was more wild.

It was okay to curse and swear and 305 chalet, at 207 chalet, I get scolded, hit and booed at for saying the f-word. LAME-TO-THE-MAX. Corin went,"It's a sin to swear!"

*ROLLS EYES*

EXCUSE ME, BUT IT WAS EXTREMELY HARMLESS, IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME I UTTERED VULGARITIES. SO WHAT'S WITH THE FIASCO?

Anyway, back to the comparisons.

Both chalets were equally hilarious.

Yong Soon brought his laptop during the chalet, we were fighting over it.

Got to enjoy a good sea breeze during 305 chalet.

BOTH were extremely enjoyable. Happy?

Holidays are ending ! Have you done your homework? I haven't!!!!

YAY, DIE TOGETHER.

My CCA is pretty screwed cos we haven't prepared anything for sec 1 orientation. I keep hesitating to write the script. My weird sleeping hours don't help either. I realized i only require 6-8 hours of sleep but i choose to have 12-18 hours of sleep. That explains why I Reply your messages late in the afternoon. Cos I was sleeping when you sent them.

OH. AND I SAID I WANTED TO GO JOGGING/WORK OUT. GUESS WHAT? My procrastination got the better of me and I ended up not doing anything!!!!! Not surprising anyway, people who know me well know I'm mostly talk and no action. Even if I do take action, they cause trouble 40% of the time.

If you REALLY do want me o type a lengthy post about the chalet's , I will do it. If I get 10 requests. I will dig out time from somewhere ad write a MUTHA-F*CKIN LONG POST FOR YOU TO READ.

And I managed to hack edit the cheat codes on my NDS games!!! WHOOO. Call me a cheater but they make some games much more fun to play.

BYE PEOPLE.

WAIT READ MY TITLE FIRST, IT'S MY SUPER FAIL ATTEMPT AT WRITING/SPEAKING WITH BRITISH ACCENT

OKOK I WILL UPDATE

I haven't updated my blog in almost a month! It's rotting like the food in your kitchen!

Ok. you know how i wanted to dye my hair right?

My mum won't let my dye my hair.

She says she "likes me the way I am"

FINE. I'LL WAIT TILL AFTER "O'''s

And yes, I shall blog about alumni camp. Here it goes.

Day1.

Overslept. Shit. To make things worse, my sense of urgency was having a break somewhere else. I took my own sweet time to get ready. My sense of urgency got my SOS and arrived at 7.20am, ten minutes before reporting time, I rushed to the 7-11 near my house to get a 1.5 liter bottle of water that we were specified to bring. (In the end we didn't really need it). I took a cab to school, only to realise we had to report at 7.45am, which meant I was early.

SKIP TO 7.46AM.

Everyone had to go into push up position while waiting for the latecomers.

NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG.

It's 7 plus am, I flew down in a cab which cost like, 5 bucks. Only to be a victim of "All for one, One for all" .

THOSE WHO KNOW ME WELL KNOW I HATE THAT SAYING.

Yes I know that as a leader I have to understand that it's part of life blah blah blah.

BUT NO ONE LIKES GOING DOWN BECAUSE OF SOMEONE ELSE.

"You are as strong as your weakest link": So true ( Something I learnt from COE and SL)

more abour COE later.

Ok, so fast forward to the first game. ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Let's just say it's never fun to have your glasses keep slipping off due to sweating and removing one's shoelaces is a number one way to irritate a person.

Fast forward to lunch. It was the same Nasi Lemak that was catered to us during YLC camp. I missed it, sort of.

OH YEAH, FORGOT TO MENTION, I was grouped with Michelle, Khairi, Brenda and Siti. We were called "Daiichi". (Japanese for first)

After lunch was the Amazing race, damn tiring from all the running but at least I had fun.

Then after that was CAPTAIN BALL WOOOOOOO. I LOVE CAPTAIN BALL. Unfortunately I couldn't play as blocker cos there were people who could jump higher than me *ahem*Donavon*cough*. I was the catcher for a while but I let someone else take over later.

Jovina passed th ball to me and it hit my crotch. Pain. But my nuts were safe from impact. HAHA. Then a few minutes later I had my drama mama moment. I THINK (can't remember) it was Weiren who passed the ball to me but it hit me in the face. HARD.

1.My glasses were knocked off (thanks to it becoming loose and being slippery due to my sweat)

2. According to Sean, the ball didn't really bounce off, but it used my perspiration and nose to slide of my face before flying.

3. I made a GRACEFUL AND OVER THE TOP 90-180 degree turn before falling flat unto the ground. Face up. Everyone was surrounding me and saying "omg, are you okay?"

4. Among the things I said later were, " Where are my glasses? That was awesome. Ouch. I'm ok/alright) Weiren felt damn guilty. (if i remember correctly)

Then we played another game and Showered!!! Followed up was dinner. Then some chatting and cheers before we went ZZZZZZZ. I didn't really sleep , I ended up chatting with Donavon and Khairi. I remember this one part where the people on night patrol walked past, I immediately hissed to Donavon to pretend to sleep. We immediately lay down. I was in a super-awkward-obviously-not-possible-to-fall-asleep-in position. And I was half lying on Khairi's sleeping bag, half lying on the floor. I went back to my sleeping bag to sleep cos I realised I can always chat some other time but I can never regain back the time to sleep. I slept for a while before-

ZAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKK

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR. ACCESS TO MEMORY DENIED.

closed the dorm room, thinking of the wild possibility that the school cat may come in. I go back to my sleeping bag only to hear Donavon say "The cat is in the room". I WAS LIKE, "WTF" Donavon and Khairi brought the cat out. I thought I would stay awake and chat with them since there was little time left to sleep. But they took a while to come back so I fell asleep before they came back. Apparently they had a very interesting conversation.

Aiya if I participated I would have been a spoiler anyway. Not good at whispering anyway.

Day2

Woke up, brush teeth, wash face. Eat breakfast. Damn groggy.

I was the last to wake up anyway. It took me half an hour to gather enough will power to drag myself out of the sleeping bag.

We had Physical training first. Followed a few courses by the seniors. Everyone had trouble staying awake. Then there was an hour long break. Bumped into Ian Lim. He borrowed one of the Sls guitars and I sang "unwritten" and part of "Nobody". I SOUNDED NOT BAD OKAY.

Then we had a sharing session. followed by dismissal, I went to have dinner at KFC with some of the other SLs.

YAY I BLOGGED ABOUT ALUMNI CAMP. HAPPY NOW DONAVON. YOU BETTER TAG OR U FACE MY WRATH WHEN I CAME BACK FROM MY CHALET.

Oh and I had this SMRT simulation thing, I was a facilitator. I slept a little bit so I went to buy Redbull to energise myself. IT'S DIABETES IN A CAN BUT IT GIVES ENERGY LIKE ENERGIZER BUNNIES. I was damn hyper that day but my group was kinda negative. I was called "obnoxious" and "irritating".

LIKE WHATEVER LOR. Go screw yourself. hmph

I have to thank my other two facilitators, Jellie and Janice who obviously did a much better job than I did. Oh and I had to act injured. I was too long for the stretcher and I ended kicking the guy who was in front. They said I "had a lot to say" ad even joked about bandaging my mouth too.

roar. I am sick and tired of being told that I'm too loud/too talkative.

Oh , I had dinner with my sister, here's what happened, but I'm too lazy to type, so I'll just take it from her blog(Which some of you have read, omg stalkers). Here it goes:

"My brother and I are telepathic haha. One day I was preparing to go for dinner with him and doing my makeup (why I bother to dress up when I'm going out with the boy who has seen my most unglamorous moments for 15 years, I have no idea), I was thinking of eating soya bean ice cream. And then my brother came over to me and said he wanted to eat it too! Haha. Then while on the way to dinner, we broke into song, the exact same line and verse of Lady Gaga's Bad Romance! Too cool to be true."

Awesome right? just out of the blue we sang the same line at the same time.

okay ciao no more things to write (I think).

Going for class chalet!!!! (I heard our class is the only sec 3 express clas to have a class chalet)

BYE BYE XOXO KENJI.

ps: new favourite show: Glee. It's like a high school musical in a tv show. Just with better songs.

Yes I'm finally updating this

A miracle has happened because I have finally decided to update this blog.

So I hope my three readers enjoy this post.

What makes me think I have three readers?

Easy.

The fact that barely anyone tags.

To those who tagged. YOU'RE AWWWEEESOME.

To those who don't, Hades is waiting for you.

ANYWAAAAY. Last week end I went for the Youth Leader's Camp with the other SLs. I had truckloads of fun and gained knowledge on things I never expected to learn about. BTW, the apartments were amazing. They were well furnished and had air-conditioning in every room.

I'm too lazy to blabber on the details. It's not any of you are interested.

Watched "Youth Matters" on Wednesday. It was a double bill put up by InwardBound featuring "Lord of the flies" and our school's "The Trial of Bella T". I was thoroughly engaged in the play. The way the actresses performed as an ensemble together and portrayed the characters in so many angles just captivated me.

Moving on to the next topic, now that exams are over, everyone is damn free in class. Everywhere you turn you see game consoles, blackjack, daidee, cheat, poker, mahjong (yes mahjong) AND ALL SORTS OF GAMES. However overall we're still pretty bored because the fun fades away fast.

That's all in the past because SCHOOL IS OVER!!!! However our holidays have been eaten up by study camp. Damn it. I want this holiday to pass slowly because after that it's 2010. I'll be Sec 4. Then 10 months after that I'll be sitting for my O levels. Shit. I'm sooooo screwed.

I AM SUCH A FREAK. WHY AM I THINKING SO AFR AHEAD???????

Anyway I have to buck up Cos my L1R4 is 16 and my L1R5 is 22(I'm 8th in class) . I have to buck up if I wanna make it to a JC.

OOHHHH YEAH!!

To my few readers. I need your advise. As you all may know, my mum did not allow me to dye my hair during the June holidays. However I am determined to dye it this time. I'm stuck between Caramel Brown, Normal Brown, Ash and Yellowish-Blond. Any suggestions?

GONNA SLEEEEEEEEEEEEP now.

G'NITE PEOPLE!!!!

XOXO

NEWSFLASH OF THE YEAR (for me)

THE TIME IS 12.35AM WHEN I STARTED TYPING THIS.

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Attention all readers!!! Especially drama club ones!!!

I felt random and decided to check out the inwardBOUND website (the theater company that teaches our school) AND I FIND OUT THAT THEIR PERFORMING OUR SYF PIECE! The one we got Gold with Honors for!

I am sooooooo gonna inform Ms Chan and the drama club!!!

Anyway, the performance is on 27 October (10am-12noon) and (3pm and 5pm) and 28 October (10am-12noon,limited seats) and (3pm to 5pm)

Venue: Singapore Repertory Theater

Price: $35 ($14 after NAC-Tote Board Subsidy)

I have to watch it because I want to see someone else portray my character. I admit, I wasn't very good at it. The play meant a lot to me so I'm gonna watch it no matter what!! Sean gave me a very un-enthu reaction of ,"okay". With an excuse of being sleepy.

BS. I can get enthu an excited even when I'm sleepy.

No offense man Sean.

The time now is 1 am

I get irritated, "alot"

PEOPLE!!

WHEN WILL IT SINK INTO YOUR HEADS THAT IT IS WRITTEN AS "A LOT".

NOT "ALOT".

After so many years of education and having English teacher's nag at you, an elementary error like this should not be existent!!!!

OH YEAH, AND BY THE WAY.

If you are a couple, in a public place, with complete strangers around you. No matter how in love you are, it never has and never will be appropriate to have PDA (Public Displays of Affection)

I am sure there are a thousand and one other ways to convey your love for each other without having to be so disgusting right?

YES, I JUST SAID IT, IT'S DISGUSTING.

Revolting, abominable, awful, repulsive, shameless and SLEAZY.

Not civic mindedness!

SO WHY ARE SCHOOLS WASTING TIME AND MONEY TO EDUCATE STUDENTS DURING CIVICS AND MORAL EDUCATION? IT'S NOT WORKING!!!!

I don't mind hugging, cuddling, holding hands, spooning, kissing(not French ones!) .

But I have my limits! Everyone does, AND YOU SHOULD HAVE LIMITS TOO.

To the couple who was being extremely shameless and sleazy on Tuesday at the McDonald's near Ang Mo Kio Hub:

Firstly, let me congratulate you on getting together, this next few months will be a delightful and sweet period of your life. Unfortunately, while you're merrily thinking that this relationship will last until you're old, saggy and ugly, it would be a great pleasure for me to burst your bubble and bring you back to earth. What you're probably experiencing is a just the "Honeymoon period". Where all the flaws are non-existent, and everything seems perfect. But later you'll start to drive each other crazy, pick on each other, fight every 30 minutes over the tinniest of details.

In other words, your relationship will not last. It's just a teenager thing so stop wasting your time AND STOP BEING SO SLEAZY AND STOP PDA-ING IN PUBLIC.

No one wants so see you sharing fries like how Lady and Tramp shared spaghetti!!!!

It was nice in "Lady and the Tramp" BUT IS REVOLTING IN REAL LIFE.

PLEASE. Love yourself and don't be a disgrace to others , your school and yourself!!!

*end of rant*

Guess who got 20/25 for E maths test and 70/100(A2?/b3?) for E maths CA2?

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm damn happy can? I have come a really long way, from f9 to my current grade. Really have to thank Mr Loh . Or else I'd still be failing maths.

Shit, it's 2 am and instead of studying for Physics test and Maths mock test, I'm Stalking Facebook-ing !!!! ARGH ! WHY AM I NOT MOTIVATED TO STUDY?!

Luuurve it! <3

I just watched Confessions of A Shopaholic, AND-I-LOVED-IT!!!! ESPECIALLY THE GREEN SCARF.

It's hilarious and totally cute.

My favourite lines:

No.3 "Oh my God, you speak Prada?"-Rebecca to Luke

No.2 "Shut up. Sale of the century"-Gay receptionist at Dantay West( He was first in line despite the sale having nothing but women's clothes, handbags and shoes.

Ready for number one?

AAAAAAAND NO.1 "She's not my girlfriend. She's not you." - Luke to Rebecca

I know, cheesy and mushy to the max, but I'm a sucker for lines like these.

NO. These are different from Mediacorp ones. First they don't have good lines like these, and they don't have charming lead actors with GORGEOUS English accents. The movie brought out my inner feminine side. It disappeared the moment the movie ended.

I watched the season premiere of Grey's Anatomy season 6! But I had 20 minutes left to watch before my sister wanted her laptop back! Now I don't know how it ends! ZZZZZZ. I'll have to download it.

OH YEAH. I FORGOT TO MENTION.

I totally want one of those geek glasses. The huge to the max ones. But I want mine U-shaped or slightly squarish, I would rather write a Chinese essay than wear the round ones.

Lemme find a photo.....

MY-DREAM-GLASSES. TOTALLY GETTING ONE.

That's Sam Sparro!! The guy that sang "Black and Gold"! I used to hate the song but if you're close to me you'll realize I keep singing it and I'm gaga over it( Random: How do you make lady gaga cry? Ans: You poke her face(POKER FACE) )

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Anyway, I love his album.

I'm thinking of getting a bowtie, suspenders and one of those ah beng bermudas. The wear it together with the glasses and look geek-chic to the max.

PS. Enjoyed service, better than the previous time I went.

Motivated to post, NOT

I wanted to post last week, but I procrastinated. I had a lot of things to write, but I just lost motivation.

Anyway, I'm starting to think Singapore Idol is crap, simply because the don't know how to vote. It is a SINGING competition, so can someone tell me why Farhan is still in? No doubt he was voted in by girls who were partially deaf. Syltra deserved the spot way more than he did.

LIKE, HELLO. SHE'S MUCH BETTER THAN FARHAN CAN?

AIYA, SINCE WHEN DID SINGAPORE EVEN KNOW HOW TO VOTE PROPERLY?

Talking about it makes my blood boil. At least Sylvia, Tabitha and Duane got in. (YAY)

In brighter news- Wait, what am I talking about? I have none.

Oh yeah, bought Gatsby Moving Rubber, started styling my hair for school. I kinda like the way my hair looks when it's styled. But it's a hassle to wash off and my attention keeps going to my hair for fear that it gets messed up. (How messed up can it get? I'm practically sitting down all day)

Ok, getting real sleepy, gonna sleep soon

GOODNIGHT

Things-will-soon-go-my-way. My foot!

I had a bad day, and blogger is not helping the situation. AT ALL.

I cooled down a bit after remedial at the library. Read Fmylife, some of the posts were plain hilarious. Fiddled around with the suggestion book in the library. Which upon close inspection, is filled with grammar AND spelling mistakes.

I sill have physics homework, Lit homework, and Lit project. WHY DID MS LIN GIVE A GROUP PROJECT?! I HATE GROUP PROJECTS!!!

I still have a present to shop for.

SEPTEMBER HOLIDAYS ARE NOT LONG ENOUGH!!!










Shit, I'm getting so pissed over a small matter. SINCE 10.30AM

BUT I DO HAVE A RIGHT TO BE ANGRY. *shows pissed off face* >:(

B4!!!! Finally!!!!

I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS HAPPY IN A WHILE. I GOT A B4 FOR MATHS!!!!! MAJOR IMPROVEMENT CAN?! I can't remember the last time I got a B for maths. I have always been flunking it.

However, my English, Poa , Combined Science have deproved by a bit. MUST STUDY AND PAY ATTENTION!!!

Improvement in my Combined Humanities

My Chinese and F&N is stuck at C6 and D7 respectively.

SOOO HAPPY.

Anyway, half my holidays gone by now, BUT I still wanna go out.

DONAVON AND SEAN!!! WHEN YOU GUYS WANNA GO OUT???

I got my pencil case back!

I got my pencil case back! I can't believe it. Did not get back my SL book though. Apparently, Kumar found it. o_O

WOW, HOW DID THEY FIND OUT IT WAS MINE? DID THEY READ MY BLOG OR SOMETHING?

Looks like I do have more readers than I thought.

Anyway, My day went pretty well, Although I woke up late and reached school at 8.45am, I did not get detention. It was my third time being late.

Then while I was looking for things in my bag, I found my SL badge!! I thought I had lost it forever. I thought to myself " My luck's finally getting good"

Then I remember, "For every force there is an equal and opposing reaction" (or something like that)

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT WAS THE BAD THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME?

I GOT 56/100 FOR CHEMISTRY. I CAN KISS GOODBYE TO MY "A" IN COMBINED SCIENCE.

OH WAIT I FIGURED OUT HOW THEY KNEW IT WAS MY PENCIL CASE.

MS Lin gave me a slip of paper containing the list of work I owe her , WITH MY NAME ON IT. They must have checked my pencil case.

Pencil case fly fly away.

I LOST MY PENCIL CASE. ALONG WITH THE NOTEBOOK DEENA GAVE ME TO RECORD SL THINGS. SHIT . LAST SEEN ON SATURDAY 29 AUGUST IN THE HALL. THE BOOK IS GREEN AND THE PENCIL CASE IS BLACK WITH A BLUE ZIPPER.

I'm sorry Deena, I didn't mean to lose it.

People actually found my wasabi joke funny! WOOOOO PEOPLE FIND ME FUNNY!

You bug me when

Long Rant ahead.

I frequently find myself irritated and offended by various things in my surroundings, I guess it's just in me to pick on other's flaws and not my own but here goes a rant on things that annoyed me recently.

1. Whiny people(students, to be specific)
Seriously, it's your education, he/she is your teacher. I don't mind if you complain over something unfair, I do it too. However, if you whine about a teacher making a small comment, or giving a small undemanding assignment, or a tiny flaw, that just pisses me off.

IT IS YOUR FREAKING EDUCATION. THE ONE YOUR PARENTS ARE PAYING FOR SO THAT YOU CAN GET A GOOD JOB WITH A GOOD PAY TO HAVE A GOOD LIFE. WE AS STUDENTS HAVE THE SHORT END OF THE STRAW AND HAVE TO SUCK IT UP AND TAKE WHAT WE HAVE. Have a little initiative to do your work. Have a little patience with your teacher's flaws, I've had patience with yours. The world does not revolve around you. The class has 40 people. The teacher cannot satisfy the demands of 40 people without offending others.

Stop whining and grow up. Just pay attention in class and try to do well. Didn't MR Ong's words sink into that thick skull of yours that contains your whining brain?

2. People who can't throw an insult properly.
Seriously. I know you hate me, I seem like a jerk but I'm actually a very nice person to those who are nice to me. Ask my friends.

Firstly, I don't mind if you continue using the word , "gay" as an insult on me. My friend JM has knighted be me with that word. That word means practically nothing. I've had people call me MUCH MUCH MUCH worse things, your insult felt like you swung a pillow and hit me in the face. IT DOESN'T WORK.

Secondly, I already know you call me "Gay" and I'm not changing my opinion on what kind of a person you are. So please have the guts to throw an insult at me TO MY FACE. Don't wait until I walk past you and have my back facing you to throw the word "Gay" to me. Or come reprimand me for being mean to you. I WILL APOLOGISE. I know I crossed the line for what I said while walking past your class. BUT WHAT YOU SAID TO MY FRIEND WASN'T EXACTLY FRIENDLY. You know what you said. I find it kinda sad that you have to resort to "hit-and-run" insults and don't dare confront me . Sigh. What has happened to the art of insulting?

3. Staring for the wrong reasons.
It all started when my sis and I were sitting at table B, between tables A and C. While I was still trying to finish my fries. A few youngsters come ans sit at table A. It didn't really matter, except they seemed to be waiting for someone because they were not ordering anything. Then a whole Family came along and sat at Table C. It was not large enough for them and they obviously needed more seats. Instead of asking, They just stood there and stared at us. YES THEY STARED AT US. LIKE THEY OWNED THE PLACE AND WE'RE OBLIGATED TO GIVE UP OUT SEAT. Then a guy from table A went over to Table C to crack a joke there. RUDE OR RUDE? I just thought it was rude cos I thought it was directed at us.
SERIOUSLY. JUST ASK FOR THE SEAT. Then my sister and I decided to be the bigger person and let them have it. My sister wanted to give them the bitchy evil eye. But couldn't cos I walked the other direction. The moment we stepped out of the McDonalds we bitched NON-STOP about the A**HOLES at McDonalds. For got what my sister said, but IT WAS HILARIOUS TO THE MAX.

So a message to people at Table C & A. HAVE SOME MANNERS AND ASK FOR THE TABLE. DON'T STARE. DIDN'T YOUR PARENTS TEACH YOU THAT IT'S RUDE TO STARE? IF I WERE A GANGSTER WITH PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS WOULD YOU STILL BE STARING AT ME? HUH?! SCREW YOU!!!!! AND ADD A "PLEASE" AT THE BACK WHEN YOU ASK FOR A TABLE. AND USE A FRIENDLY TONE OR DON'T EVEN THINK OF PUTTING YOUR ASS ON THE CHAIR. GET SOME MANNERS AND LEARN THE SOCIAL ETHICS AND NORMS OF THE SOCIETY. SINGAPORE IS A FIRST WORLD COUNTRY WITHOUT FIRST CLASS PEOPLE IS BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU! *sigh* OR ARE JUST SO MUCH OF A LOSER THAT YOU CAN'T ASK FOR A SEAT PROPERLY. _l_

AHHHH. I feel better after ranting.

MUST GET BACK TO WORK. GOT CHEM TEST + BAO ZHANG BAO DAO + ZUO YE TOMORROW. Did I forget to mention the loads of SL work to do?

PS. I kicked ass at my compo paper
PPS. I'm writing a 55 word Essay on love for lit and it's killing me to write it.

uh oh, we're in trouble

I have a cough and a temperature of 37.1. I hope it's a false alarm

Update: It's 37.4 now

NYP + Ghana Student

Random quote, "You are my exception." -Alex, from "he's just not that into you"

I went to NYP for a field trip. I really enjoyed myself there. First, we got a tour of their nursing course, there were a lot of dummies and a lot of medical equipment. There was even operating theatre and a delivery room. I got to try to use a defilburator, otherwise known as the shocker thing used by doctors in tv shows to revive patients.

HOWEVER!!!

I found out a truth about it. Defilburators are not used when a patient flat lines, you use it when the heart beat has a weird pattern. If a person flat lines, you do CPR. AND then person does not jump up when shocked, there is just a slight jolt. In my case, the dummy did not even jolt. And it took me many tries to get it correct because I did it wrongly. Super malu

After that we had a tour of NYP's digital media school, not as interesting as I thought, and my legs were getting tired, my bag was kinda heavy.

THEN WE GOT TO EAT! We went to participate in an experiment. I wanted to eat the har kow, but I ended up with this weird spicy salad dressing.

After that we had a talk about DPA then we were dismissed.

I some photos but I'm too lazy to upload them on Facebook since blogger is still F-ing up on me.

We had a Ghana student visit us, she was really friendly. It was tough to make conversations because I had no idea what to say. Because of the her visit, I got to skip almost half the day of school! But I missed the chemistry practical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Had rehearsal for National Day celebration, really didn't want to go.

Lingered around in school and finally left later.

OH YEAH, IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT SO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE PERSON MOST IMPORTANT IN MY LIFE, MY MOYHER. I WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Crazy

~DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY? DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY? DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY? Possibly.~

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

CRAZY?
I was crazy once.
They sent me to a home,
I died there,
and then,
the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms!
They drive me crazy.

~DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY? DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY? DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY? Possibly.~
(it's a song)