I shall just post

I have nothing to do so I'll just write something.

Firstly, School, Jiamin was absent today, I thought she was sick or skipped sch or something. BUT, it turns out that she got stuck in the lift!! Omg, I hope she's okay. 

Found out that Seng Jung changed his blog url to something scandalous and very daring. However, it was the corniest way to get the attention of JY. Seriously, ho does he even think he is, JY's boyfriend?

Yeah Yeah, you can say I'm in no position to judge cos love has no bounds blah blah blah. But I just judged it, so suck it up.

I really hope things will get better for me in 305, still feel kinda distant from my classmates despite being in the same class for almost 3 months. Besides those from 207, I only trust a few people in  the class. I guess things will improve by the end of this year, RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT?

Starting to miss the people from the debate team, I miss the times there. 

Homework is piling up because of my reluctance to do them. Must-do-HOMEWORK!!!!!

I hate my hairstyle now, it is sooo ugly, I feel like shoving double cheeseburgers down my throat till I choke to death EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE THEM.

Gosh, I sound like an irritating emo teen.

Oh, hello, can't see you

I'm finally updating my blog!!!! I know you've been dying for me to update this right?  *act bhb* 

Let's start this post from Friday shall we?

Nothing significant that I could remember happened during lessons, let's skip to after school shall we. Mr Neo and Ms Djie were giving out our report cards and when Ms Djie called out my name, I rushed over to get my report card. Shetold me I was good at English and Science but needed to buck up at math and chinese. I took my report card, shaking with excitement, with beads of perspiration dripping from my head. This was what my grades were.

English                  74.7     A2

Maths                   48.0     D7

Chinese                40.0    E8

Comb Science      79.2     A1

Comb Humans   50.0     C6

POA                     58.0     C5

F&N                     60.0     B4

I FAILED MY MATHS BY 2 MARKS!!!!! KNN!! Must work harder!!! I was pleased with my A1 in science, I was disappointed I failed Chinese and quite relieved to pass Poa , Comb Humans And F&N. I was definitely irritated that I was 0.3 marks away from and A1 in English and upon Closer Inspection, I realised I topped English!!! I FREAKING TOPPED ENGLISH!!!!

YOU HEARD THAT?! I TOPPED ENGLISH!!!!

Now people are gonna call me a show-off, but I can't really be bothered because it's flaunt it or lose it.  Then had debates, while getting ready, Korin and I had a karaoke session, singing to Chinese songs. We prepared then headed to Unity Secondary, which was the venue. I was super confident, contrary to the adjudicator's belief. I just shot rebuttals, I was barely reading off a script(I didn't have one). In the end, we won the debate!!! WE WON!!! However, it's 2 loss 1 win, so we can't go to the next round. Well, it's all about the experience right?

Went home, memorised my lines, then went sleep.

Saturday

PERFORMANCE AT Catholic High! I was damn afraid I would get my lines wrong, and I really DID!!!! I missed out a whole line!!! Then went to eat, I swear to always think twice before going anywhere to eat. Pastamania was $$$$.

Sunday

nothing significant that I could remember.

Monday

HPB competition! My team was second to complete our work! I hope we get through. Found out something scandalous, then went for drama.

Tuesday

Bought costume

Wednesday

Drama Rehearsals!!!!!

Thursday

Rehearsal at ACS Barker. I really need to buck up, I'm the weakest link right now.

Friday

Slacked at home

And I just found out that anyone can stab you in the back, your friends may not be what they seem to be, watch out. This rule especially applies to ugly and attention-seeking people.

9/20

I got back my maths common test only to be struck be disappointed, I got 9/20 for the test!!!!! I failed my common test!!!! I just passed my First common test and my other 2 class tests, at this rate, I'l fail my Maths, AGAIN! On the brighter side, i'm passing my F&N and I just have to pass my next test to pass CA1. I got 27/30 for my Chem test, second highest in class, pure shiokness. I have Physics test and Chinese test tomorrow, hope it won't be too tough.

On a ransom sidenote, those who watch gundam 00 rejoice!!!!!! NENA TRNITY IS DEAD!!!!!! THE WRITERS FINALLY KILLED HER OFF!!!! WOOO!!!! I hated that B*tch since the first episode she appeared in. I hated her even more when she killed Louise family although the family was innocent, which caused louise to lose pat of her right arm and drive Louise and Saji apart.

I was cheering when Louise killed Nena in battle, Nena finally got what she deserved. But it was quite sad when louise went crazy and brokedown later, she got her revenge but it couldn't bring her family to life. So sad :(

He's just not that into you

Watched "he's just not that into you" on Friday, the movie was great,

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?!

I dunno why to, I guess I just have a sof spot for romantic comedies. The movie was funny, but it was to chopped up cos there were too many actors and storylines. There wasn't much depth in the movie. I especially liked the scene where Alex went to Gigi's doorstep to confess his feelings to her. My heart "sort of" melted on the spot.

Another scene I liked was when Mary(Drew Barrymore), was shopping with her friend Anna, ans said, "I used to be with this guy who voicemailed me at work, so I called him, then he emailed my Blackberry, so I texted his cell, then he emailed my home account, and the whole thing got out of control. I miss the days when you had one number, and one answering machine, and that one answering machine holds one cassette tape, either had a message from a guy or it didn't. These days you have to go through so many portals only to be rejected by 7 different forms of technology, it's exhausting!"

Woots

In lighter news, sitting with Bing Hui isn't that bad after all, he's really friendly and is quite good at maths. He also makes random gun sound effects halfway through lessons, which I find very cute. (cute, as in funny cute!!!)

*RANDOM Side note, I passed my maths test! 15/30! Woot! So so far I have failed 1 test and passed 3, I'm so proud of myself.

Drama is going well, got new script , again. Need to get lines down soon.

Lit sucks, F&N sucks. Ironic, isn't it? The 2 subjects I looked forward to are the lessons I hate going for now.

Getting kind of busy, no time to take afternoon naps. I shall sleep my Saturday away.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING OUT THIS WEEKEND!!!

erm

Michelle dosen't sit with me now, Bing Hui does. Mr Neo change the seating arrangment. I hope I get a long well with him. Or else I'm gonna suffer there.

Chem test was sssssssssssooooooooooooooo easy.

I'm so excited about tomorrow!

Manbangs

I HAVE BANGS NOW!!!

I love my bangs even if ypu find it ugly

Schedule!

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg Task Analysis!!!!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Clouds

Then next time you're in a bus in the afternoon or in the morning, or you have nothing to do in class or at home, just look at the sky, look at the clouds, it has a huge calming effect, the beauty of the sky and the clouds from the ground may not be as good as the ones in high places, but you just find yourself staring at it for a while. Great for stressed people. Try it!

Random side note: We need to talk, you know who you are.

omg i'm screwed

i'm so screwed. You want to know why? Cos I have a fever of 37.9 degrees celcius and I'm supposeed to visit my relatives for cny.

Bye Bye weekdays

I mentioned before that I suck at making decisions. I have managed to prove it. How?

I joined too many school activities and know my weekdays are gone!!!

Let's look at what my weekly after school schedule looks like last time.

Sec 1

Monday:  Drama Club from 3pm to 6pm

Tuesday: No activities

Wednesday : No activities

Thursday: No activities

Friday: No activities

Towards the end of  Sec2 it became like this

Monday: Drama from 3-6

Tuesday: Nth

Wednesday: Nth

Thursday: Choir from 3-6

Friday: Nth

Seems manageable right? 

Now in Sec 3, I have Drama on Wednesday for SYF, and debate team on Tuesday and Friday.

So my after school schedule looks like this:

Monday: Drama Club

Tuesday : Debate team

Wednesday: Drama Club

Thursday: Choir

Friday: Debate team

Throw in my InnoWits poject and poof! I have officially made myself a 大忙人(da mang ren,a busy man) . WOO!!! Bring on the work, I am ready to rumble!!!!

So if you see a guy walking around like a zombie, that would be me.

Recently, while I was at Amk hub with Simin and Hui Ching, my food had a disagreement with my digestive system, naturally I went to the nearest toilet I could find. 

To my surprise, I wasn't the only one who needed to poop at that time. 2other guys were already queueing for cubicles. 3 were occupied and one was under maintenance . So after waiting for 5 minutes or so it was my turn, to my disappointment , it was a squat toilet. I still had to use it cos I was dying to use the toilet.  Then I realised one thing, I HAD NOWHERE TO PUT MY BAG. The only choice was to place it on the floor, where it would be the breeding ground for god knows how many germs. The hook that they have on the back of the door was missing, some asshole must have yanked it out. 

So, to all you people, from know on, do not touch my school bag  cos it is covered with germs all sorts of germs you find on toilet floors. 

This raises an issue: Why do people still build squat toilets? Firstly, some people can't use the squat toilet with their pants on, like me , but it's much easier with a sitting toilet, you can leave it at your ankles. Secondly, some of us needs a place to place our bags, usually the hooks on the toilet door are missing for some weird reason. Who would want to place their bags on the floor which has come into contact with some of the dirtiest things on earth, which is also often wet. 

I CURSE THE DAY THE ASSHOLE THAT REMOVED THE HOOK WAS BORN!

Talking about shit, it was them shitty that after the Chinese New Year celebration, I had no one to at lunch with, (YOU DIE ON WEDNESDAY SEAN , psk).  Luckily I bumped into Bertrand at a MacDonald's. We ate lunch and had a looong chat. Then went home after that.

I'm also starting to find it damn irritating I can't smile to myself when I'm at home, my mum goes berserk when she sees my smiling. I have no idea what her problem is.

Conversation killer

I have just learnt a new conversation killer, this simple 2 words can kill a conversation effectively, useful if you feel like brushing someone of before he/she can say more. 

Just say, "No time"

The other party (even if dumb) will immediately get the message and stop talking to you completely. It also functions well as a mood killer to the other party, talk about killing two birds with one stone.

If that sounds a little rude to you, you can try something like "Srry, no time, ttyl" to make it sound friendlier. 

Conversation killer #2.

Don't say Hello/Hi/Ello/Ni hao/Konichiwa

Just type a "?" or say "what?"

This will send the other party a message that you don't feel like talking. Why? Because you're so busy/pissed/upset or whatever you're doing . Totally a convo killer and makes you sound rude and unrefined. 

Put them together and you get something like this:

Pesky person: Hello

(You are busy so you try to sound uninterested by using "?" or "What?" instead of "Hello")

You:?

(Pesky person, however, is quite dim-witted and dosen't get the message, so he/she carries on typing/talking)

Pesky Person:Nothing much, just want to chat.

Pesky Person: I came across something interesting on the net.

(Before Pesky Person can continue, you unleash your weapon "No Time")

You: No time

(Pesky Person realizes that you are uninterested,probably gets irritated and closes the conversation if on msn, or walks away if in real life ).

Note! Sometimes Pesky Person may continue talking and ask questions like "Why?" or "Why are you so rude? Can't you put it nicely?". So it is advisable to walk away after using "no time".

Other conversation killers are similar to the ones mentioned, short answers , rude answers, not replying, talking too much, etc etc. 

Take note! It is not advised to abruptly end it rudely, it is more advisable to type it nicely but inserting a "Sorry/pardon me/ excuse me" or "ttly, ttfn, bb, brb," . Spelling the hole thing out makes it seem more sincere. 

Conversation killing is easy to pick up, I hope this short post has made it easier for you to kill unwanted conversations, irritate people and spark more blog posts like this.

DRAMA CAMP WAS AWESOME, shall blog about it some other day,

THE WEEK IS LONG

It's finally Thursday, it's been a long week, sec 3 life is soooooooooo draggy. I have drama camp tomorrow, but it's not overnight. Looking forward to it.

James, please return my library book!!!

Went for choir today, my mum still has no idea I'm in choir. My legs almost broke, and I sounded flat at some parts. 

I have to finish my zuo ye, I have 1 page left.

I want to sleep. 

Craving for pasta in the white creme thingy.

The carton of milk is waiting for me, but I'm still not growing taller. I've seem to have stopped growing. And I'm only 1.78!!!! Just 2 more cm!!! 2 cm, 2cm, 2cm, 2cm, 2cm, 2cm!!!!! I wouldn't mind another 10kg while at it, I really want to gain weight, ( a lot of fat people must be planning my murder right now). 

So far, only 1 person noticed I have a new watch, which is Bertrand. 

I talked to my chinese teacher in Japanese. 

I keep scratching my head every 2 minutes as if it can remove the writer's block i am having right now.

My long pants are kinda baggy, maybe I should alter them.

I'm still craving for food.

I'm still having a writer's block.

James, please return my library book ASAP

The sky is black right now. 

I need $ for my lit file.

I will bloody drive a knife down your throat.

Is KayKay going to kiss Paul?

I'm being so random and I'm stil having writer's block.

ydoberabruoyffotignikcildnauoyrevollaetalocohcgniruopekilleefi <-- Guess what this means.

207 posts

THIS IS MY 207TH POST! WOOO ! 207! I still write 2008 instead of 2009 and I still write my old register number in 207, I miss 207.

Anyway, more importantly, I have realised who I am, what I am, 

I AM A SUBCONSCIOUS MASOCHIST!!!!

Think about it, I make bad decisions all the time even though I know I can make better judgement and people advise me not to do it. I make decisions that cause me to regret and suffer. I kinda like physical pain, (except the ones you get when someone hits you hard on the back) I let Haikal punch my arm about 5 times just for fun. I let people slap me for fun, I let people hit me for fun. 

I can't believe I never realised that.

CCa orientation

Had cca orientation, the monkey suit was to small for me so I just wore the monkey hat, which made me look ridiculous. 

ok, i'm lazy to type

Before I forget again,

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY DAD!

生日快乐！

お誕生日！

woah, cca orientation is starting in 7 hours and i'm not in bed yet.

Say you're my bitch!

After hearing Robin say , "Say you're my bitch."  on "How I Met Your Mother", I can't get that line out of my head, I have the urge to say it to everyone I see. It keeps going on and on and on. That little voice in my head keeps saying  " You're my bitch, you're my bitch, you're my bitch, you're my bitch, you're my bitch....... YOU'RE MY BITCH" 

I really hate my teeth, must-go-see-dentist! Must-get-braces! I look uglier than I already am when I smile . Then ther'e my hunching, I keep hunching, I may need to wear a back brace too! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

Imagine

Ugly + bad smile + hunchback of Notredame =  very fugly

 But then, if I get braces, it'll be:

Ugly + dental braces + spinal brace = still very fugly

But heck lar, if I can look good  for the rest of my life, I'd do it lar.

But then,  they're quite $$$ leh. How ah? Why must the price of beauty/vanity/a good smile be so $$$?

According to Wikipedia, countries like Sweden, Slovenia, Germany , Croatia and Denmark let patients under 18 GET ORTHODONTIC TREATMENT FOR FUCKING FREE, as it is paid for by their government's health care systems. 

Damn it! Why can't OUR country do that? We're a pretty kick-ass country, can't the government have some money set aside for this? 

sheesh, must be the SS homework that's getting me so agitated.

Ok, gtg finish moi SS homework!

First day of school

Back to school! Here's a summary of my first day back at school.

1. Sister woke me up

2.Brushed my teeth, washed my face

3.changed into uniform (LONG PANTS!)

4. Munched my breakfast halfway before going out

5. Put on my new tight shoes

6. Walked to school while finishing my breakfast.

7. Reached school

8. Climbed 3 flight of stairs

9. Walked into 305

10. Chose a seat at the front and placed my bag there.

11. Went around to greet my friends and ex-classmates

12. Morning Assembly, met 3 people, Jacintha , Shakinah and jiaXing

13.  Realised that announcements are terribly soft at the back of the parade square

14. Went back to class

15. Met form teacher, Mr Neo and co-form teacher Mr Stephen Goh.

16. Went through timetable

17. F&N, our teacher is Mr Soh (Yes, he came back, I'm surprised myself!) , but he was busy with his Sec 1 class, so the F&N students got to slack! Chatted with Jacintha, Shakinah, Jiaxing and the new transfer student from Malaysia, Ian, who seats beside me. 

18. Chinese teacher is Mr Peng(I translated his name from Chinese, so I'm not too sure if it's correct) . Seems to be a nice teacher, and when he asked questions, the whole class kept quiet, no one answered.

Here's an example : 

Teacher:你们知道你们中一，中二写的作文叫什么吗？

Class: *silence*

Teacher: 是用来形容人的。

Class: *still silence*

Teacher:第一个字是  “记”

At this point, I start to get a clue of what the second word may be. Our teacher decided to give one last clue.

Teacher:是用来形容人的！

He Finally gives up and writes the second word.

Teacher:是叫做记人！

Some of us laughed lar. But those from 207 definitely laughed cos 记人 sounds like Keejin's chinese name.

19. Recess! I spent half the time munching on m burger alone before I spotted a table with Zhen Ning and Weifang

20. Mr Rafi is my SS teacher, seems like an ok-ok teacher to me. Rachel told me he's a great teacher. So it puts me at ease for the moment.

21.Math lesson, math teacher is Mr Loh. I've heard that he's a good teacher, so I think I finally have hope of passing math. =)

My post must be boring you right? I think you're probably dozing off by now.

22.El lesson, as I mentioned before, my teacher is Mr Stephen G. He seems like a pleasant Old man teacher, with hair that looks like George Washington's David Marshall's and a "refined air" around him. He asked us this:

"What is grammar?"

I felt like I was in Primary school, I thought the question was an insult to our intellects or something. He didn't make a good impression to the boys to the left of the class. They twisted his words and sort off made a fool out of Mr G . Although not really very funny, there were a few parts that were funny,(wtf, I think I just contradicted myself) although it was kind of mean to laugh at a teacher lar. I sort of made a one-sided-bet to the girl behind me, Kai Xing(who btw,can speak some Japanese, I had a mini conversation with her) , that he'll flare up by the end of next week. We both thought that the poor teacher wouldn't last a year ad would be begging for a transfer.

Just when I thought he made a good impression, Mr G, who was pretty irritated by the interruptions in his class. He had the nerve to say that our class had no aim, no ambition , was useless , etc etc. Needless to say, my good impression of him went down the drain, got deep fried, mauled by dogs and got buried in a pile of dog crap. I wanted to stand up and give him a piece of my mind, verbally. but I didn't think it was a good idea, so I didn't say anything.

so I'll say it now,

Dear Mr G.

Excuse me, but doesn't mean some people acted like a fool in the class DOES NOT MEAN we are useless, have no aim and ambition in life and are useless. You barely know us and you are already passing judgment onto us. Yes, some of the students may be in the wrong, but that does not give you the right to judge 38 students and insult them. If you're say it's a lecture to make us respect you and motivate us and shit, it wasn't, and you didn't get our respect(Well, my respect). It is just like slapping us in the face and saying that it was meant to massage our face.

23.Then had a last minute meeting for drama meeting to plan arts trail.

*Random note, three's a crowd*

And I promised I'll mention my good friend Deena in this post. So I'll say this, :

I'M SCARED OF DINOSAURS!

*runs away in panic*

2009

I wish you a happy 2009! Look forward to more homework, more lessons, more hell, more bitchin, more backstabbing, higher cost prices and less pocket money! 

My first post of the year! I have officially done none of the things I wanted to do last year. And, I go out so seldom that my social life is now a concern for my mum, she says I really go out too little and I need to go out more. You'll probably be very sick of me saying this but, I-have-no-life. I recently started watching "How I met Your Mother" and it's quite nice, not Friends or The Nanny funny but I like the story line, and the 15-second-or-so opening theme is plain addictive .

You'll probably be scratching your head thinking that I'm some sort of chao ah beng mocking your mother, but I'm not. How I met your mother is an American sitcom. Not as funny as Friends but I like the storyline (although I've  only like, watched 10 episodes). 

Can't wait for Desperate Housewives, Gossip Girl and Grey's Anatomy, the christmas/new year break is finally over! Plus Gundam 00!

I was reading Xiaxue's old posts and came across a problem called the monty hall problem, it is so confusing, and makes you want to yank your hair out figuring the reason behind the weird solution.

This is what it is:

Suppose you're on a game show and you're given the choice of three doors. Behind one door is a car; behind the others, goats(trap prizes) The car and the goats were placed randomly behind the doors before the show. The rules of the game show are as follows: After you have chosen a door, the door remains closed for the time being. The game show host, Monty Hall, who knows what is behind the doors, now has to open one of the two remaining doors, and the door he opens must have a goat behind it. If both remaining doors have goats behind them, he chooses one randomly. After Monty Hall opens a door with a goat, he will ask you to decide whether you want to stay with your first choice or to switch to the last remaining door. Imagine that you chose Door 1 and the host opens Door 3, which has a goat. He then asks you "Do you want to switch to Door Number 2?" Is it to your advantage to change your choice?

People will think that it makes no diff, but THERE IS. If you do switch doors, you will have a 2/3 probability of getting the car! I  thought it would be 50/50 BUT IT'S NOT! I'm lazy to explain since it's 3.21 in the moring so here's a video from you tube, hope it helps!

link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhlc7peGlGg

what's that?

After watching 8 1/2 seasons of friends, a few episodes of the nanny watching a few stand-up comedians on youtube. I've been thinking of probably going into comedy, maybe I can start writing up a script for a comedy based on the people around me. They're funny people who have told me quite a few interesting life experiences. Then I can come up with characters that resemble my friends/family. But I'm not the super witty comedian type of person, so maybe I'll just be wasting my time doing this.

Besides, I have to finiush watching Naruto and write my book review!

Well, as a change of topic, I had drama yesterday, it was at 9am but I woke up at 10am! Of course lar, my body clock so screwed up, I have my breakfast/brunch/lunch when people are about to have dinner! I go to bed at 4am but fall asleep at 7am . Anyway, I arrived at around 10.30am. Had a lot of fun, as usual. Bought uniform at the cost of my lunch cos had to wait for my mum to arrive . Luckily, Miss Nat gave me extra time to have my katsudon. After that, we had syf rehearsals, we were kinda dusty, probably cos we hadn't had practise for awhile and that 3 people were not there.

Went home, bought dinner, showered, ate dinner, and slept early. I woke up at 1 am, slept for another 2 hours, lay there for about another 3 1/2 hours before deciding to stay up , so that I can set my body clock back to normal.

*Random note: I love the 7am sun!*

my 200th post

Woo! My 200th post, never thought I'll write my 200th post. Merry belated Christmas and happy boxing day! Today also happens to be the due date of my 3 library books, and I haven't finished reading The adventures of Tom Sawyer. Is is such a drag,  it's difficult to understand the dialogue of the characters because they all have a country accent when they speak, and I find myself reaching towards the dictionary half the time. I never knew the word "lick" could also mean to hit or to beat something. And evening can mean AFTERNOON. As I said before, the characters have a thick country side accent that will make Singaporeans like me scratch my head in confusion just to comprehend what they're saying. 

Here's one example when Aunt Polly was scolding Tom:

"Umph! Well, you didn't get a lick amiss, I reckon. You'd been into some owdacious mischief when I wasn't around, like enough." 

Here's how one of the characters, Jim speaks:

"Can't, Mar's Tom. Ole missis she tole me I got to go an' git  dis water an' not stop foolin' 'round' wid anybody. She say she spec' Mar's Tom gwyne t0 ax me to whitewash, an' she tole me go 'long an' 'tend to my own business - she 'lowed she'd 'tend to the whitewashin'. "

Can you understand what he meant?

Overall, it's just about a young boy's adventure with his friends and how they have a good time and stuff. Not the kind of book I like. I'd rather read 21st century teenage fiction. With all the humour, teenage heartbreaks/drama, crushes, back-stabbings etc etc. I doubt I can bring myself to finish the book.

I bought my razor the other day and shaved away my 14-year old moustache, there barely is a difference and I was afraid I would cut myself by accident, like you see in tv. (I didn't cut myself). I bought my books, I only have to buy "To kill a mocking bird" and my chemistry book and some english subject related book. Haven't bought my new uniform, MUST BUY UNIFORM. 

Went out with my mum,dad ans sis the other day, we went to this Japanese food court to have our early dinner. I love omelete rice!!! I love seafood omelet rice!!!

I wonder, do people still read my blog? I don't have my tagboard so I don't know. Well, on the bright side, if more people don't read it, I won't be shy to insult people on this blog, since they don't read it. (But the fact that G, H, K and Y flamed my blog after a certain offensive rant contradicts this point.....)

Happy last week of holidays people!

I have done none of the things I wanted to do by the end of the year.... 

I think I've stopped growing!!! I'm still 1.78 cm!!! And I definitely didn't gain weight. The cartons of milk gone to waste!! (I heard you need vitamin D to absorb Calcium, I haven't gotten much of that, I've been rotting indoors!)

Number of times I went out of the house (buying takeaways for dinner and cca not included)

Library, 2 times

Watch show at esplanade 1 time

Went out with friends 1 time

Went out to buy books, 1 time

Went out with family, 2 times

Movies , 0 times ZERO, ZILCH , NADA( I have noooo life)

Went overseas , 0 times (duh,like I ever will)

Total number of times went out, 7 times. 

It is official, I have wasted my holidays and I am a loser with no life that will continue to rot in self-pity.

Fuck man

The one day I've been looking forward to and I can't go.  I finally get to go out and I have go and fucking buy books.I really want to go out.

Is it my name or something on my face?

ROOT BEER!!!!!!

Maybe I shan't go to school with a pissed off face after all, it won't do me any good. I wish I can wake upp earlier , I wake up in the afternoon/late afternoon, not in the morning. My hours are very messed up now. The first meal I have in the day is lunch, which is at 3-5pm . Thensometimes I don't even eat dinner cos i eat to late. So I eat a max of 2 meals a day, I won't be gaining any weight soon.

Friends season 9

Friends season 9 is great.

I'm not growing any taller and not gaining any weight :(

Just say/sms/msn one word to me that's not merry christmas or happy new year or anything that is related and I won't have a face that looks like bao qing tian on the first day of school.

I just wanna say

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Hello, my name is super-groggy.

You've heard of SuperNanny, Superman, Supergirl, Superboy, now, meet a new kind of Super:

SUPER-SLEEPY!!!

I am struggling to stay awake, play with my Nintendo DS and type this post. I barely fell asleep. I tried to sleep at 2am but my body refused to sleep for hours. Then when I fell asleep, I only got a few hours of sleep before getting rudely awakened by a phone call. And I can't go to sleep because I fear that I'll be unable to wake up on time COS I'M GOING OUT LATER. (WOOOOO!!! YAY! FINALLY)

I'm listening to Supergirl by Saving Jane, I am trying to change the lyrics to fit Super-Sleepy. Lyrics In RED and In brackets are the ones by me, the ones in black are original lyrics.

*Note*: Common sense should be telling you to listen to the song before you carry on with

I'm the life of the party (I'm leaving the party)
So contagious (Just so sleepy)
All the boys wanna catch me (Everyone can't find me)
But I'm just playin' (Cos I've le~ft)

[one] (*Yawn*)
One, Two come and see what I can do (One, Two I'm gonna brush my teeth)
[two]  (*Yaaawwnn*)
Two, Three everybody's after me (Two, Three I will wash my face)
[three] (*YYYAAWWWNNN)
Three, Four let me tell you what's in store (Three, Four I will now jump in bed)
Lets go, everybody on the floor (Lets go, everybody fall asleep)

I'm supergirl (I'm Super-sleepy)
I'm everywhere (I can't fall asleep)
I'm flashing lights (The flashing lights)
They stop and stare (Just won't f*ck off)
I'm fabulous (I'm tired now)
I'm on a roll (I roll around)
I'm in your head and everybody knows ( I can't sleep now so I'm screwed now)
I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl (*YAWN* *YAWN* *YAWN* super-sleepy)

I'm the perfect disaster (I'm a snoring disaster)
You can't stop me (You will stop me)
Coming faster and faster (Snoring louder and louder)
But you just watch me [you just watch me] (And you just complain) (you just complain)

[five] (ZZZZZ)
Five, Six don't you want a little fix (Five, six you appear in my dreams)
[six] (ZZZZZZ)
Countdown, get a little crazy now (Oh no, you made it a nightmare)
[nine] (ZZZZZZZ)
Nine, Ten see me work the room and then (Nine, Ten I scream myself awake again)
Hold on ready here we go again (I'm awake all over again)

I'm supergirl (I'm super-sleepy)
I'm everywhere ( I'll go to sleep)
I'm flashing lights (but I can't do it)
They stop and stare (because you woke me)
I'm fabulous (I'm grouchy now)
I'm on a roll (You're f*cked up now)
I'm in your head and everybody knows (I'm kill you for waking me up)
I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl (I, I ,I just can't  sleep)

Walking every wire (Just can't fall asleep)
Set the world on fire (Set your ass on fire)
No one's shining brighter (Ohh, It's brighter than ever)
Oh Oh Oh (Yawn Yawn Yawn)
I'm supergirl (I'm sleepy-head)
I'm fabulous ( I'm grouchy too)
I'm on a roll (you woke me up)
I'm in you head and everybody knows (I love to sleep but I just can't sleep)
I'm everywhere (Not in dreamland)
Those flashing lights they stop and stare (The f*cking noise just stays on there)
I'm fabulous (I have no life)
I'm in your head and everybody knows ( I was asleep but got woken up)
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl ( I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm drowzy now)
I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl ( I'm, I'm, I'm sleepy now)
I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl (I'm, I'm, I'm, super-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ)

LOL

I can't belive I forgot

oh shit, I can't believe I forgot about it, I was so panicked and excited about it before but I rotted too much during the holiday I forgot all about my "task". OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT.

Oh yeah, I have taken off my tagboard because I am sooo lazy, to delete messages from abominations who  don't know what the word" abomination" means and ban people on a daily basis.

And yes, I only know how to complain, that's why I have my blog, to rant and complain because no one listens to me at home, and some people just don't bother to reply text messages or instant messages. So I rant here, on my blog aka weblog aka online journal/diary. My little place in the cyberworld. So if you can't stand my rants, get your tushy out of here. I like to complain , fuss and rant and rot in self-pity and I have done nothing to deserve such hatred and animosity so just leave me alone and flame someone else's blog.

ttfn

I've alienated a close friend, had my blog flamed by an abomination, got diarrhea. How much worse can this day get? I haven't completed a single thing on my to do list for the holidays, (see previous posts) It's 5.am, I'd better go to sleep and complain and sulk about how sucky my life is.

Rachel, I am so sorry if you were offended. I am very very sorry.

ttfn

oh my god, do you speak english?

I have been very irritated by how people don't have the basic intellect to comprehend the following sentence: 

"Kenji is unable to reply, please leave a message, which I won't bother to reply". 

WHY?!

People can come up to me on msn and say,

1.Hi

2.Kenji, you play maple what world ar?

3.The class outing thing blah blah blah

4.Eh, what's with the display name? Very rude leh.

Number 3 and 4 are pardonable, since thy really were leaving a message (although it made me disconnect from the Maplestory game server). But 1 and 2 are trying to start a conversation and my display name already states that I am unable to and will not reply, so why bother talking to me? The download of Friends season 8 is giving problems while playing Maple, the conversations lag me even more!!! 

This may seem extreme, but look at the scenario, my display name clearly states that I am unable to chat, and you have to click on my display name to chat with me, and usually, while looking for my display name among your long messenger list, you will look for it by reading the bleeding display name. Having already seen the display name, why bother disturb me and ruin my mood and waste-everybody's-time-by-making-me-write-this-post-and-having-people-read-this post? 

What's more, my Personal Message says: 

" (I REALLY AM UNABLE TO REPLY) call or sms me (my hp number) , DON'T NUDGE ME. You can nudge me only if you are Donavon or Sean." 

I can hear some of you saying, "Then can't you just appear offline?" 

ans: Well, I remain online cos people who are online are at the top of the list in the MSN messenger, so people who want to say something to me will see my personal message, which asks them to call or sms me."

And questions like "Why play Maplestory? It's kinda sucky these days"

Answer: "Well, I'm doing it to kill time!!! The bleeding Friends season 8 is taking forever to download!"

Question: "Then can't you do your holiday homework or go out?" 

Answer : I'm a very last minute person. Although I've borrowed 2 books for my book review, it was a nightmare looking for them. Go out? You don't think I want to? It just makes my mum grumpy, which I don't like to do and no one's available, they're either working or overseas."

Question "Why did you have to sound so rude?"

Answer: Cos I've lost patience with people who don't have the slightest intellectual capacity to understand simple english."

As I have mentioned just now, I borrowed 2 books, "ttfn" and "Tom Sawyer". It was a nightmare looking for them. It was so vexing that I felt like burning down the library. I find it very confusing that although the booklist(ages 12-14) the labels book entitled "The Midwife's Apprentice"   "Difficult" for our level, it was shelved under the "J" section of the library, which is meant for 10-12 year olds. So what is it? What age group does it go to?.

If anyone was offended by this post, it wasn't meant to be offensive.

can't sleep

I always try to fall asleep, but you just pop into my head and make my imagination run wild. Then the thoughts just keep going on and on for hours before I shut them out. Then I go through the same thing the next night. Just get out of my head already.

Curse fairytale endings.

just great...

It's 2.28am, Don's probably on his plane to Japan now. Great, my best friend is going to Japan and me, a half-Japanese, hasn't even been to Japan before, I've never even been to Malaysia. And Sean's in Hong Kong. Ugh, sucks to have been in a country for 14 years and never have stepped out of it before. I probably won't be going overseas any sooner. I'll probably spend the rest of my life not leaving the country!! Then I'll be a 井底之蛙( A chinese idiom referring to an ignorant person who knows nothing) !!! My tombstone will say " Kenji, Never left the country"

Oh my god, I "love" my life.

AHHH!! JELLYFISH!!!

Some of you know that I have this huge fear of jellyfish and I was once even made fun of it. ("thanks" Sean) So I decided to read up a little bit of information on it. It turns out that vinegar is a good cure for jelly fish stings. And that box jellyfish(the deadly ones) can be found in Australia. 

I am never going to Australia. (Why would I even go into beach waters? I can't swim)

At least I know what to get for Humphrey when he goes to Australia. (lol)

Imagine

Me: Humphrey, I got you a farewell gift!

Humphrey: What?

Me: Vinegar! Cos I heard that jellyfish are common in Australia and vinegar is a good remedy for jellyfish stings!

Humphrey:     -_-lll

I don't think I'll be getting him vinegar, seems so not sincere.

And some urban myths state that meat tenderizers are good remedies for jellyfish stings...

Imagine 

Victim:  AHHH!!! I GOT STUNG BY A JELLYFISH!!!

Person who coincidentally has a meat tenderizer at the beach: Oh my! Luckily I brought a meat tenderizer !!! *Person uses it to continuously pound Victim's Chest*

Victim: OWW!!!!

Person who coincidentally has a meat tenderizer at the beach: I know the jellyfish stings hurt, but just relax!!

Victim: OWW!!! It's not the stings, it's-

Person who coincidentally has a meat tenderizer at the beach: I said just relax! Don't try to speak!!!

Victim blacks out

10 mins later 

Paramedics who just arrived at scene: It's too late to revive him, he has passed away.

Person who coincidentally has a meat tenderizer at the beach: That's too bad! Oh my god! His family will be so devastated!!*sobs*

Paramedic: Strangely, he didn't die from the stings, he died from continuous concussive force on his chest, do you which sick bastard could have done this?

Person who coincidentally has a meat tenderizer at the beach: Err... Oh! look at the time!! I've got to go....

But seriously, how many people bring vinegar and meat tenderizers with them to the beach?

I'm so happy

I'm SOO happy! I have become quote worthy! A friend of mine (Nicole from St.Nicholas), quoted me on her blog !! She and her friends thought I was funny!!! 

MAJOR EGO BOOST.

I am so elated! Soon, people will start quoting me more often and I'll be a famous blogger. MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Suck it up losers.

Okay, I'm just being delusional here so no comments to discourage me, ok??!!! It's my right to be delusional.

I'm going to watch a theatre production later with some other drama members. Finally!!! The show was postponed so many times that it's comparable to the number of times Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears went to rehab(Wait, they went once only right? Ugh, who cares?). And Shalyn called me just now and I swear, she almost blew off my eardrum the minute I picked up the phone.

As promised, here are some of the the photos I took yesterday at the anime fest!!! (pardon the crappy quality and lousy camera skills.
There was a guy who made this cool ass Strike Gundam Model

Nintendo Ds stylus plush toys!

The Vincent Knightmare Frame.

Anbu guy, Rock Lee, Shino Aburame and Kakuzu from Naurto.

Someone cosplayed as a freaking Menos Grande from Bleach!

Couldn't get a clear shot of the person socplaying as Ranka Lee from Macross Frontier

C.C and Lelouch aka Zero from Code Geass!

The Vincent Knightmare Frame! Someone cosplayed as a robot!!

ZERO!

Characters from Katekyo Hitman Reborn! although I'm not too sure about the 2 people on the left of the photo.

Trans-am Exia!

There were pieces of paper for the people to draw on. Upon closer inspection, I saw this!

Chibi Miles Edgeworth!

BENJAMIN WAS THERE!!(lol)

These are the size of your head.
This Is taller than me!
SEE?!
AHHH! CODE GEASS!
Benjamin!!! With Mahou Sensei Negima!

Suzaku!!! with the Lancelot
Yuko nad watanuki from xxxholicI think this is Don Kanonji from Bleach.

I actually want to post more pics but blogger keeps f-ing up so I didn't post all ( refer to 1st paragraph, I said "some of the pictures".

Anime Festival Asia 08

I'm such an otaku. (I only have to cosplay to be a full-fledged one now, which I'll probably never do.)

Went out with Simin and Michelle Chen to go to the animefest today, I had so much fun. Saw a lot of cosplayers! There were characters from Bleach, Naruto, Katekyo hitman Reborn, GUNDAM, (there was even 1 who dressed up as a gundam) Code Geass, Final Fantasy, Vampire knight and Macross Frontier, and more. 

There were toys, games, model kits and manga that cost too much for me. So I didn't buy any, but I did try a gachapon machine (the one wear you insert coins and turn the knob and get a toy inside an "egg"). I got a silver Pikachu on a stand and a strap thingy(I attached it to my bag). 

I almost forgot, we bumped into cher sheng while we were eating! He has his hair dyed now. Went backed and wandered until 6.30pm where the show started, there was this band that performed a lot of J-pop songs, the lead singer's voice was very nice. Then the next performer was May'n aka Sheryl Nome from Macross Frontier, I can't believe she's in Singapore! I love her songs from Macross Frontier, but I couldn't stay for long cos my stomach was killing me nad I felt like puking. Probably the curry I ate. I took a panadol and I feel much better. 

Have super a lot of photos. I'll post them in the future

Boring

Yes. It's  5.12am and I'm still awake, I've changed my blog music to a song called Boring by The pierces, to suit everyone's mood, bored. 

暂时没有请人

Ok, as you all know I'm looking for a holiday job, so as I went shopping with my mum and my sister for clothes + sister's prom stuff. I stepped on a salted fish!!!! I was damn pissed can? I will seek out the bastard who left the salted fish there and shove him/her into a dungeon filled with nothing but salted fishes then skin him alive and throw him into a vat of acid. He will regret the moment he decided to just drop his salted fish on the ground! He will burn in hell for all eternity for leaving the salted fish there! And the kid that said, "EWW, so disgusting!" You watch out, no body publicly humiliates me, only I can do that!!! I will seek you out and rip your tongue out from your mouth and have you drink acid. Just you wait.

bought 2 shirts, although I promised myself not to buy black and white, I still bought black and white. It's like some curse!! The next time I but clothes, no black and white!!!

Then we passed by a mos burger outlet, I decided to muster up my courage to ask for a job interview, but when I asked the person, nervously in English, he cringed his eyebrows and said, "什么？" (what in mandarin) . I could also hear a China accent in it and I immediately repeated what I said in my very chopped up mandarin. But he replied,"对不起，我们 暂时没有请人."

I was damn disappointed

random

I wake up energized everyday only to rot at home. I have nothing to do, except my usual routine of using the comp , playing with my NDS and sleeping late. Maybe I'll go to the library. Then borrow some books to read for my book review. It constitutes 50% of my CA1 for English next year after all.

I'm just waiting for someone to ask me out. (Who am I kidding?! Who would ask me out?). Really wanna go out, but no idea who to go with(who would wanna go anyway?) or even where to go and what to do. Then there's the whole problem with money. GRRR. I'll just wait here for someone to organise some sort of outing. (This paragraph is a really desperate hint)

Then now there's the lack talking to people. I don't really talk much over msn or sms, I prefer talking face to face or on the phone. I need a decent conversation with someone else other than my mum and my sis soon or I swear, you will see me on the headlines of The Newpaper.

14 year-old suffers nervous breakdown due to lack of conversations, more details on page 6

And recently there has been a guy that has been mauled to death by 2 white tigers. I find it a very gruesome and weird way to die. I pity him lar. Imagine, his funeral, cannot open the coffin. (If he is getting buried). I heard over the news that he suffered from depression and was suicidal. I do not mean to be rude to the dead but, die also die in a way that will not tarnish the name of your workplace right? What will tourists and other visitors think if they knew that someone was killed due to problems with security? Who would want to work, fearing for their lives, fearing that they'll get assaulted by an animal any moment? Also, suicide is stupid, it affects one's family and friends, who may get depression from losing a loved one and also commit suicide, sparking off a chain reaction. If you fail in life and face obstacles, stay strong, don't run or back down. So many people succeeded after facing setbacks, why choose a path that will hurt your love ones. I feel sorry for the family of the victim.

Random stuff ahead

I'm starting to songs by George Michael, and some of them are quite nice. 

I scalded my index finger while making toast.

I would really love it if it's breezy tomorrow.

I haven't showered yet although it's 1.40am .

My keyboard is oily, eww.

It's very dirty on the inside, I plan to clean it, but i have been procrastinating since April.

Jasmine just signed in. (Not that I care)

I'm barely feeling the wind from the fan.

I can feel my hair growing as I'm typing this.

Do I talk fast?

I need to take a shower, but as usual, I'm too lazy.

I feel like eating roti prata, with curry.

I want to drink a salty soup. 

I'm perspiring.

I want my fringe back.

I wish I can fluently speak, read and write Japanese.

I just lost my train of thought.

~Wake me up, before you go go~

Oh my god! Chandler and Monica!

Cherudim, Lockon Stratos, Sniping targets!

I don't feel sleepy.

I like apple pie(not)

I haven't eaten western food in a while.

dtyjkkmstjmboyc

There's only 7 people online.

Someone tell me where I can get a job.

I feel so useless

Now's i'm feeling hungry

hocus pocus.

XOXO

The sky is black right now.

WTF AM I SAYING?! I'm going mental. Nervous breakdown, here I come.

50 things about me and I need money

Fishballs, I need money, I have no money after buying my edge thingy. And my debtor hasn't paid me back. I need money, or else how am I gonna buy ****'s *******y ******t. I need money, I don't feel safe without it.

That's why I'm job hunting!!!

I really really really need a part-time job, so someone who has a good recommendation, please tell me! If not , I'm thinking of working part-time at Mos Burger. The website says Students, retirees and housewives are welcome. I hope they're hiring 14 year-old students. Even McDonalds hires people with at least an 'N' Level cert. LIKE WTF?! What about students who want to get holiday jobs but have to aim for the fast-food industry because he/she has no connections to shop/business owners that know him/her well enough to hire him/her. 

I need a job! But I have no extra skills that can help me in the working world! I'll get slaughtered out there! Why is getting a stupid holiday job so tough?! OMG, I'm whining before I even tried, I am such a loser. I don't know anything useful! I don't even know how to do day-to-day things !

50 everyday things I don't know how to do/things people my age know how to do that I don't:

1. I don't know how to Iron clothes

2. I don't know how to Do laundry

3. I don't know how to Ride a bike

4. I don't know how to Swim (just throw me into deep water and I can die)

5. I don't know how to Repair a computer

6. I don't know how to Assemble a computer

7. I don't know how to Memorise simple things like things to buy/do etc

8. I don't know how to Do Cart-wheels

9. I don't know how to Play a sport well

10. I don't know how to Sew without pricking my fingers.

11. I don't know how to Cook

12. I don't know how to Come up with a decent conversation/argument

13. I don't know how to Come up with a joke

14. I don't know how to Sing properly without going off-tune

15. I don't know how to pour water into a cup without spilling

16. I don't know how to Thoroughly kick someone's ass in something

17. I don't know how to Speak without slipping my words

18. I don't know how to Multi-task

19. I don't know how to Accept criticism without being offended

20. I don't know how to Remember song lyrics

21. I don't know how to Fire a gun

22. I don't know how to Fence

23. I don't know Any form of martial arts.

24. I don't have Have a proper sense of rhythm

25. I don't know how to tpye a secntene wthiuot mankig an erorr (type a sentence without making an error)

26. I don't know how to Drive a Car or any vehicle

27. I don't know how to Row a boat.

28. I don't know how to Fly a kite

29. I don't know how to Whistle

30. I don't know how to Not offend someone for a day

31. I do not know hot to Self-discipline myself

32. I don't know how to Ice skate

33. I don't have the guts to stand up for myself

34. I can't be strong for myself

35. I cannot assure myself

36. I'm cannot work alone, I always need a pillar that often isn't there

37. I don't know how to have a crush on the right person

38. I don't know how to think before I talk

39. I don't know how to do simple math

40. I don not know how to accept blame

41. I don't know how to pull myself together

42. I don't know how to attract a crowd's attention in a correct manner

43. I don't know how to watch my spending

44. I don't know how to think for others

45.  I don't know how to make decisions without regretting it

46. I don't know how to speak Cantonese and Japanese, which are part of my family's roots

47. I don't know how to be humble

48. I don't know how to eat without making a mess of the area

49. I don't know how to ignore

50. AND  I DEFINITELY DON'T KNOW HOW TO SHUT UP

Hope you know me better now. Just let me rot in self-pity .

I am such a loser.

class chalet part 2

Ok, as promised, I shall blog about the rest of the class chalet. I woke up when someone opened the door and banged it into me(cos I was sleeping beside the door). I was damn groggy, so I  went back to sleep on the first floor but it was too noisy. I tried to sleep later even after brushing my teeth, I didn't follow the rest to breakfast cos I was too groggy. So I decided to sleep in the upstairs room until vincentwoke me up, saying that we need to levae now if we wanted to go escape or wild wild wet. Only to realise later that it was too early, PFFT LAR. So I went back to sleep, but it was only short-lived cos the girls returned back to the chalet. I can't remember what I did in the mean time but I finally decided to go to wild wild wet. 

So this is how I'll describe my maiden voyage to Wild Wild Wet. 

We were about 10 mins early, so we had to wait for the gates to open, although the staff were like, already there and there was a queue. But this shows that they need to get ready and need to ensure that the lifeguards are in position, and the rides are working etc etc etc, a sign of responsibility. Thumbs UP! But on the other hand, who dosen't hate waiting? It was a torturing 10 mins to wait can?

 After getting lockers and stuff, Sean bert and I headed for the Shiok Pool, much to my irritation, my body, after 5 years of not going into a pool, has forgotten how to swim. (I couldn't even swim properly in the 1st place when I was 9). So while I was trying to at least float, my glasses got hit by a jacuzzi like thing and MY GLASSES GOT WASHED AWAY! I panicked can? My glasses barely a year old lor! My mum would kill me! Sean and bert tried to help me find it, but sadly, it didn't work cos there were too many ppl and there was a current. So I had no choice but to force myself to go on. I could barely catch up with Sean and Bert cos they were swimming and I was "running". Overall, the Shiok pool is my favourite part of the park cos it's suited for lazy people like me. 

I had to exit the Shiok Pool,unless I wanted to be stranded alone in the Shiok pool half-blind. Followed Sean and Bert to that Family Ride thingy. By then, I was already thinking of how to explain to my mother about my glasses. Asked the guy there if it was possible to get my glasses back and he told me to ask the lifeguards there. The slide was fun at the starting when there was a huge slope, but later the ride was smoother and less scary. Immediately rushed to get my glasses back, asked the lifeguard he told us to meet us at a bridge cos he was on the other side and couldn't just jump across. AND SO I GOT MY GLASSES BACK! DAMN HAPPY CAN? 

I quote myself, "Wow! They're so effiecient! They found my glasses before I asked them! I feel like writing a letter of commendation!" Then I realised I didn't know his name so I said 

"Nevermind, just write there, Hunky Lifeguard." Then I realised another problem. What if they asked , "Which hunky lifeguard are you refering to?" 

OK, I sound damn gay.

Then tried the various slides, the purple one is not as fun as the yellow one. Then we ran into Donavon and Joseph! Played somemore. Then tried that U-slide thingy, damn fun-scary can?! My heart almost jumped out. Went on the family thingy again, and Samantha was like, "Eh, Kristopher, how come you have a dent in your chest? And you're soooo skinny!!" To get back at her, before the float I was on went down, I said to Sam, "Eh, Samantha, why you stand down there 当电灯泡 (light bulb, also means to play gooseberry) ?" Then the lifeguard was like, "Why not you join her ? 两个电灯泡比较亮。(2 light bulbs are brighter than 1). I rejected the offer and decided to go with my group. Was much smoother cos I went on the ride once. OKAY OKAY I'M GETTING BORED TYPING MY WHOLE EXPERIENCE AT WILD WILD WET. I'LL JUST FAST FORWARD MY WHOLE EXPERIECNCE.

Went to the Tsunami, NOT ADVISABLE FOR NON-SWIMMERS. PLAYED SOMEMORE. Snacked at the KFC, took photos, went back to he chalet. 

THEN HAD BBQ! I LOVE BBQ! I LOVE COOKING, I didn't eat he prawns, although I really wanted to. I hate prawn shells! Then played monopoly, got trashed, lost my temper (I know, sore-loser right?). Rematched, I played calmly and WON EVERYONE! So, the guide to winning monopoly, is to play unenthusiastically, rudely, crudely, and angrily. Couldn't sleep cos my space on the mattress was stolen from me. So I ended up sleeping on the floor next to the stairs. 

3RD DAY. 

Woke up, brush teeth, pack up, clear rubbish, clear bbq pit, check out. Sean got his saktes stolen! 

TO HELL WITH THAT THIEVING BASTARD!!!!!  

So,anyway,we went to Downtown East, met up with Don, ate at burger king and crapped around, it was a good thing we didn't get chased out. Then play play play somemore then go home. I was poofed out and my batteries were flat, took a nice shower and crashed into bed. (I think I did that, if my memory isn't failing me.)

ps: I-MUST-LEARN-SWIMMING!! The trip to Wild Wild Wet has made me realised that you just need to throw me into a pool 1.8m deep to kill me. I have to learn! I dun wanna die so easily! But one 1.75m tall 14-going-on-15 year old bamboo pole learn swimming like very paiseh leh. GRRR. I just ruined my own mood.

PSS: I wanted to write so much more but alas, this is for public viewing, the details may disgust you. And you're probably just skipping this ridiculously long post! 

Class chalet

The class chalet rocked man, never had so much fun with so little sleep in a long time. (God, that came out wrong) . 

So on the first day, we gathered early in the morning at 8.30am , I was the first to reach, pfft. Then people started to gather, but our important organiser Sean was nowhere in sight, so I called him, only to end up chatting with his voicemail inbox. And I was LITERALLY chatting with his voicemail inbox. 

I quote, "Oh hello again voicemail inbox, I hope you can pass a message to Sean that he's late and everyone's waiting for him, thanks voicemail inbox!" 

In the end we headed to pasir ris ourselves without waiting for Sean. The train ride was super long! I almost fell asleep on the train. We loitered around cos we couldn't decide where to go. Then Sean the latecomer arrived! We walked to Pasir Ris park and rollerbladed!!! I've gotten much better at this. There was one part where I was trying to support Junling, I lost my balance and fell, which caused Junling to fall. And for some weird reason caused Michelle to fall, so it was kind of a human 3-way-pile-up. Sean just stood there and laughed.  I swear, the park has a lot of mosquitoes. I got 7 mosquito bites by the end of the trip from the park. And the beach there has a great breeze. Shit happened, then went to Ehub to eat, I was kinda in a bad mood so I didn't eat.

Then, we proceeded to our chalet, when we saw it, we were like, "OH MY GOD, SO SMALL?!". When we walked in, were were like, "ALAMAK, WE KENNA SCAM!" It was much smaller than in the photo, there was 1 toilet, as opposed to 4, which was mentioned. The one last year was better. 

We soon adjusted to our environment. I switched on the TV, and when I was at Channel News Asia, the fisrt words I saw were "Barack Obama wins US election." I went "WOO!!! Obama won!" But I gues not everyone heard me cos I heard people saying "HUH? Obama won?" in the evening. We went to the beach and slacked/walked/threw stones and sand. We returned to the chalet and ate dinner, Mr Yeo was there. Then played monopoly, I got slaughtered terribly. Then some people went to watch a night movie, I chose to stay at the chalet cos I really had no money. So sean Mich , Junling, Samantha, Jasmine and Sean stayed in the room on the second floor and chatted like siao, and Sean and Jsmine danced. Shit happened. Then continued talking, had lots of fun. The girls let Sean and I sleep in the upstairs room, but let me tell you, the room is soooo cold that you can't even sleep, so I ended up leaving the room and sleeping next to the door.

Day 2 will be posted on another date, it's 2.37 am and my mum's making noise.

X-men

Recently, I've started to have an interest in the X-Men, I really wished humans would develop superhuman powers all of a sudden and use them for good/bad. 2 characters I really like are Wallflower aka Laurie Collins and Jean Grey aka Marvel Girl/ Phoenix. Wallflower has pheromone powers. (Pheromone's are chemicals that are emmited by plants/insects that cause natural behavioural instincts of the same species.) She can emit pheromones and affect other humans to do whatever she wants them to. For example, if she were to use a fear pheromone on someone, she'll scare her target away. So she can affect anyone's behaviour and character. Bud sadly, she was assassinated by Willian Stryker after he saw in a vision that she would single-handedly defeat him and his army. COOL RIGHT!? (not the part about her being knocked off). then I would make everyone envy me,/hate me/love me/adore me/feel threatened by me. SO COOL.

For those people who know nothing of the x-men, Jean Grey is one of the first X-men and one of the most powerful mutants . She has the powers of telepathy a telekinesis, telepathy allows her to read minds, read memories,hear thoughts, alter memories, astral projection, brain-wash, take control of people etc etc.  Telekinesis allows Jean Grey to lift and move objects with her mind or use at as a concussive force to cause hurt and pain or use it to let her fly. Jean also wields the power of the Phoenix force, which greatly intensified her powers to the extent that she could explode a star. COOL RIGHT?! I will always be able to know what people are thinking, see their memories, communicate with them telepathicallyand control them. Then If I had telekenisis I don't have to use manual labour, I can carry heavy things easily and can FLY! WOO NO MORE WALKING! 

But seriously, this phenomenon may not even occur for the next thousands and millions of years as we humans haven't reach that stage of evolution.

Woo! class chalet!

head on

I'm sure you're aware of the new fiasco I just created from my previous post. I will bear the consequences. If you don't want to listen to my apology and you want to beat me up, I'm fine with it, I admit I went too far and cross the line, but those are my words and if they irk you and you feel like scolding me, please kindly do so and please refrain from vulgarities. I am sure that you must really dislike me and if you want to hurl vulgarities at me, I can't stop you, it's your mouth as much as this is my blog, but leave my family out of it!

If you decide to come and bash me up, you don't have to hold back, as long as it can cool your anger. (This only applies to parties involved, friends not included). If you want to hit me, I won't fight back, for these are consequences I must bear. 

I will say this one more time, Yon Chin, I am in the wrong about the post , and I'm sorry, but if you don't accept it and still want to bash me, I'll accept it head on.

i hate titles

I wanna eat duck rice, but the one near my house is so $$$

dammit, why did i have to lose my pouch

i'm waiting for dinner

Which I have to buy

Eating the same thing again

No wonder I'm so thin

I want a psp

I want a bigger bed

I WANT MY DINNER!!!

You know what? I'll just buy it myself now.

Life is soo unfair.

I'm gonna continue acting spoilt and waste your time as you read this post.

Please carry on reading.

Please tag my tagboard

I'm being soooo random

I want to get a holiday job.

But you need to have at least an 'N' level cert to work there.

I wonder if mos Burger will hire me

They did say "Students, retirees and housewives"

I hate channel 8 dramas more now.

So predictable.

I want cable tv.

I hate that fat-ass.

Damn that fat-ass.

They should capture him,

drain out his fats and send them to the oil refinery so he can contribute to the society.

Eat so much

Pig

Wanna puke when I look at him.

Whiny asshole.

Go burn in hell.

one week

School's out!!! Holidays! Irregular sleeping hours!!! Drama and choir!! I'm soo gonna rot at home. There's nothing to do! Not after my whole pouch of games did a magic trick and vanished into thin air. Grr, thinking about it spoils my mood. Thursday was last day of school, took lots of photos. And I very unsuccessfully took photos. I looked very ugly. I will not post photos with me in them. oOr else I"ll scare away my readers. 3 girls already asked me for the photos I took, anyone else one the pics? Got back my report book, definitely kissing pure science goodbye. Probably going to a geog class or an FnN class (PLEASE DON'T STREAM ME INTO A DNT CLASS). I freaking got A1 for English and Science! did average for my humans and was grasping at straws for Chinese.

Now that our class is breaking up, I'll kinda miss everyone. The laughter, fights, back-stabbing, and boring lessons we've been through together. I'll never forget. 2 years went by in a flash. The closest friends I've ever had. The fun we've had, I'll never forget. The memories, forever etched in my head. I'll miss you guys.  Especially Donavon, Sean, Pueh Suan, Soong Jia Min, Hui Ching, Simin and Bert.

Okay mushy bits over, on to other stuff. Any ideas on how to spend the holidays? I really don't want to rot at home. I couldn't stand the june holidays, you can't imagine what a month holiday will do to me. I'll decompose so badly that you won't even recognise my bones.(Well maybe you will, since I already look like bones) . 

Okay I intended this to be a long post, but I'm having a writers block. And there are no photos yet cos Blogger is laggy and I'm not feeling patient today. 

WEEEEE

I had a ball today. INLINE SKATING! Wooo!!! It was quite sucky cos Don and Sean weren't there. It was fun to see my classmates struggle with rollerblading and keep falling down. But the guards, helmets and Rollerblades were damn smelly can? Then there was this 206 girl that sprayed perfume onto her gears and helmet and other people asked her for her perfume, you can like, smell it from 5-6 metres away? I'm now better at skating, so much better than before.

And I have to change the way I talk, first, I HAVE TO TALK LESS. I talk too much, I cannot even shut up. Second, I have to speak softly, my regular speaking voice is rather loud that people across the classroom can hear. Third, I have to watch my words, I speak much faster than I can think, I just fire out words without thinking if anyone will get offended. And I end up offending them, accidentally and purposely. Though on purpose more often. I have to stop offending people because of my speech or it will make me more unpopular. 

MUST TALK LESS