Hello, my name is super-groggy.

You've heard of SuperNanny, Superman, Supergirl, Superboy, now, meet a new kind of Super:

SUPER-SLEEPY!!!

I am struggling to stay awake, play with my Nintendo DS and type this post. I barely fell asleep. I tried to sleep at 2am but my body refused to sleep for hours. Then when I fell asleep, I only got a few hours of sleep before getting rudely awakened by a phone call. And I can't go to sleep because I fear that I'll be unable to wake up on time COS I'M GOING OUT LATER. (WOOOOO!!! YAY! FINALLY)

I'm listening to Supergirl by Saving Jane, I am trying to change the lyrics to fit Super-Sleepy. Lyrics In RED and In brackets are the ones by me, the ones in black are original lyrics.

*Note*: Common sense should be telling you to listen to the song before you carry on with

I'm the life of the party (I'm leaving the party)
So contagious (Just so sleepy)
All the boys wanna catch me (Everyone can't find me)
But I'm just playin' (Cos I've le~ft)

[one] (*Yawn*)
One, Two come and see what I can do (One, Two I'm gonna brush my teeth)
[two]  (*Yaaawwnn*)
Two, Three everybody's after me (Two, Three I will wash my face)
[three] (*YYYAAWWWNNN)
Three, Four let me tell you what's in store (Three, Four I will now jump in bed)
Lets go, everybody on the floor (Lets go, everybody fall asleep)

I'm supergirl (I'm Super-sleepy)
I'm everywhere (I can't fall asleep)
I'm flashing lights (The flashing lights)
They stop and stare (Just won't f*ck off)
I'm fabulous (I'm tired now)
I'm on a roll (I roll around)
I'm in your head and everybody knows ( I can't sleep now so I'm screwed now)
I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl (*YAWN* *YAWN* *YAWN* super-sleepy)

I'm the perfect disaster (I'm a snoring disaster)
You can't stop me (You will stop me)
Coming faster and faster (Snoring louder and louder)
But you just watch me [you just watch me] (And you just complain) (you just complain)

[five] (ZZZZZ)
Five, Six don't you want a little fix (Five, six you appear in my dreams)
[six] (ZZZZZZ)
Countdown, get a little crazy now (Oh no, you made it a nightmare)
[nine] (ZZZZZZZ)
Nine, Ten see me work the room and then (Nine, Ten I scream myself awake again)
Hold on ready here we go again (I'm awake all over again)

I'm supergirl (I'm super-sleepy)
I'm everywhere ( I'll go to sleep)
I'm flashing lights (but I can't do it)
They stop and stare (because you woke me)
I'm fabulous (I'm grouchy now)
I'm on a roll (You're f*cked up now)
I'm in your head and everybody knows (I'm kill you for waking me up)
I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl (I, I ,I just can't  sleep)

Walking every wire (Just can't fall asleep)
Set the world on fire (Set your ass on fire)
No one's shining brighter (Ohh, It's brighter than ever)
Oh Oh Oh (Yawn Yawn Yawn)
I'm supergirl (I'm sleepy-head)
I'm fabulous ( I'm grouchy too)
I'm on a roll (you woke me up)
I'm in you head and everybody knows (I love to sleep but I just can't sleep)
I'm everywhere (Not in dreamland)
Those flashing lights they stop and stare (The f*cking noise just stays on there)
I'm fabulous (I have no life)
I'm in your head and everybody knows ( I was asleep but got woken up)
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl ( I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm drowzy now)
I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl ( I'm, I'm, I'm sleepy now)
I'm, I'm, I'm supergirl (I'm, I'm, I'm, super-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ)

LOL

I can't belive I forgot

oh shit, I can't believe I forgot about it, I was so panicked and excited about it before but I rotted too much during the holiday I forgot all about my "task". OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT.

Oh yeah, I have taken off my tagboard because I am sooo lazy, to delete messages from abominations who  don't know what the word" abomination" means and ban people on a daily basis.

And yes, I only know how to complain, that's why I have my blog, to rant and complain because no one listens to me at home, and some people just don't bother to reply text messages or instant messages. So I rant here, on my blog aka weblog aka online journal/diary. My little place in the cyberworld. So if you can't stand my rants, get your tushy out of here. I like to complain , fuss and rant and rot in self-pity and I have done nothing to deserve such hatred and animosity so just leave me alone and flame someone else's blog.

ttfn

I've alienated a close friend, had my blog flamed by an abomination, got diarrhea. How much worse can this day get? I haven't completed a single thing on my to do list for the holidays, (see previous posts) It's 5.am, I'd better go to sleep and complain and sulk about how sucky my life is.

Rachel, I am so sorry if you were offended. I am very very sorry.

ttfn

oh my god, do you speak english?

I have been very irritated by how people don't have the basic intellect to comprehend the following sentence: 

"Kenji is unable to reply, please leave a message, which I won't bother to reply". 

WHY?!

People can come up to me on msn and say,

1.Hi

2.Kenji, you play maple what world ar?

3.The class outing thing blah blah blah

4.Eh, what's with the display name? Very rude leh.

Number 3 and 4 are pardonable, since thy really were leaving a message (although it made me disconnect from the Maplestory game server). But 1 and 2 are trying to start a conversation and my display name already states that I am unable to and will not reply, so why bother talking to me? The download of Friends season 8 is giving problems while playing Maple, the conversations lag me even more!!! 

This may seem extreme, but look at the scenario, my display name clearly states that I am unable to chat, and you have to click on my display name to chat with me, and usually, while looking for my display name among your long messenger list, you will look for it by reading the bleeding display name. Having already seen the display name, why bother disturb me and ruin my mood and waste-everybody's-time-by-making-me-write-this-post-and-having-people-read-this post? 

What's more, my Personal Message says: 

" (I REALLY AM UNABLE TO REPLY) call or sms me (my hp number) , DON'T NUDGE ME. You can nudge me only if you are Donavon or Sean." 

I can hear some of you saying, "Then can't you just appear offline?" 

ans: Well, I remain online cos people who are online are at the top of the list in the MSN messenger, so people who want to say something to me will see my personal message, which asks them to call or sms me."

And questions like "Why play Maplestory? It's kinda sucky these days"

Answer: "Well, I'm doing it to kill time!!! The bleeding Friends season 8 is taking forever to download!"

Question: "Then can't you do your holiday homework or go out?" 

Answer : I'm a very last minute person. Although I've borrowed 2 books for my book review, it was a nightmare looking for them. Go out? You don't think I want to? It just makes my mum grumpy, which I don't like to do and no one's available, they're either working or overseas."

Question "Why did you have to sound so rude?"

Answer: Cos I've lost patience with people who don't have the slightest intellectual capacity to understand simple english."

As I have mentioned just now, I borrowed 2 books, "ttfn" and "Tom Sawyer". It was a nightmare looking for them. It was so vexing that I felt like burning down the library. I find it very confusing that although the booklist(ages 12-14) the labels book entitled "The Midwife's Apprentice"   "Difficult" for our level, it was shelved under the "J" section of the library, which is meant for 10-12 year olds. So what is it? What age group does it go to?.

If anyone was offended by this post, it wasn't meant to be offensive.

can't sleep

I always try to fall asleep, but you just pop into my head and make my imagination run wild. Then the thoughts just keep going on and on for hours before I shut them out. Then I go through the same thing the next night. Just get out of my head already.

Curse fairytale endings.

just great...

It's 2.28am, Don's probably on his plane to Japan now. Great, my best friend is going to Japan and me, a half-Japanese, hasn't even been to Japan before, I've never even been to Malaysia. And Sean's in Hong Kong. Ugh, sucks to have been in a country for 14 years and never have stepped out of it before. I probably won't be going overseas any sooner. I'll probably spend the rest of my life not leaving the country!! Then I'll be a 井底之蛙( A chinese idiom referring to an ignorant person who knows nothing) !!! My tombstone will say " Kenji, Never left the country"

Oh my god, I "love" my life.

AHHH!! JELLYFISH!!!

Some of you know that I have this huge fear of jellyfish and I was once even made fun of it. ("thanks" Sean) So I decided to read up a little bit of information on it. It turns out that vinegar is a good cure for jelly fish stings. And that box jellyfish(the deadly ones) can be found in Australia. 

I am never going to Australia. (Why would I even go into beach waters? I can't swim)

At least I know what to get for Humphrey when he goes to Australia. (lol)

Imagine

Me: Humphrey, I got you a farewell gift!

Humphrey: What?

Me: Vinegar! Cos I heard that jellyfish are common in Australia and vinegar is a good remedy for jellyfish stings!

Humphrey:     -_-lll

I don't think I'll be getting him vinegar, seems so not sincere.

And some urban myths state that meat tenderizers are good remedies for jellyfish stings...

Imagine 

Victim:  AHHH!!! I GOT STUNG BY A JELLYFISH!!!

Person who coincidentally has a meat tenderizer at the beach: Oh my! Luckily I brought a meat tenderizer !!! *Person uses it to continuously pound Victim's Chest*

Victim: OWW!!!!

Person who coincidentally has a meat tenderizer at the beach: I know the jellyfish stings hurt, but just relax!!

Victim: OWW!!! It's not the stings, it's-

Person who coincidentally has a meat tenderizer at the beach: I said just relax! Don't try to speak!!!

Victim blacks out

10 mins later 

Paramedics who just arrived at scene: It's too late to revive him, he has passed away.

Person who coincidentally has a meat tenderizer at the beach: That's too bad! Oh my god! His family will be so devastated!!*sobs*

Paramedic: Strangely, he didn't die from the stings, he died from continuous concussive force on his chest, do you which sick bastard could have done this?

Person who coincidentally has a meat tenderizer at the beach: Err... Oh! look at the time!! I've got to go....

But seriously, how many people bring vinegar and meat tenderizers with them to the beach?

I'm so happy

I'm SOO happy! I have become quote worthy! A friend of mine (Nicole from St.Nicholas), quoted me on her blog !! She and her friends thought I was funny!!! 

MAJOR EGO BOOST.

I am so elated! Soon, people will start quoting me more often and I'll be a famous blogger. MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Suck it up losers.

Okay, I'm just being delusional here so no comments to discourage me, ok??!!! It's my right to be delusional.

I'm going to watch a theatre production later with some other drama members. Finally!!! The show was postponed so many times that it's comparable to the number of times Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears went to rehab(Wait, they went once only right? Ugh, who cares?). And Shalyn called me just now and I swear, she almost blew off my eardrum the minute I picked up the phone.

As promised, here are some of the the photos I took yesterday at the anime fest!!! (pardon the crappy quality and lousy camera skills.
There was a guy who made this cool ass Strike Gundam Model

Nintendo Ds stylus plush toys!

The Vincent Knightmare Frame.

Anbu guy, Rock Lee, Shino Aburame and Kakuzu from Naurto.

Someone cosplayed as a freaking Menos Grande from Bleach!

Couldn't get a clear shot of the person socplaying as Ranka Lee from Macross Frontier

C.C and Lelouch aka Zero from Code Geass!

The Vincent Knightmare Frame! Someone cosplayed as a robot!!

ZERO!

Characters from Katekyo Hitman Reborn! although I'm not too sure about the 2 people on the left of the photo.

Trans-am Exia!

There were pieces of paper for the people to draw on. Upon closer inspection, I saw this!

Chibi Miles Edgeworth!

BENJAMIN WAS THERE!!(lol)

These are the size of your head.
This Is taller than me!
SEE?!
AHHH! CODE GEASS!
Benjamin!!! With Mahou Sensei Negima!

Suzaku!!! with the Lancelot
Yuko nad watanuki from xxxholicI think this is Don Kanonji from Bleach.

I actually want to post more pics but blogger keeps f-ing up so I didn't post all ( refer to 1st paragraph, I said "some of the pictures".

Anime Festival Asia 08

I'm such an otaku. (I only have to cosplay to be a full-fledged one now, which I'll probably never do.)

Went out with Simin and Michelle Chen to go to the animefest today, I had so much fun. Saw a lot of cosplayers! There were characters from Bleach, Naruto, Katekyo hitman Reborn, GUNDAM, (there was even 1 who dressed up as a gundam) Code Geass, Final Fantasy, Vampire knight and Macross Frontier, and more. 

There were toys, games, model kits and manga that cost too much for me. So I didn't buy any, but I did try a gachapon machine (the one wear you insert coins and turn the knob and get a toy inside an "egg"). I got a silver Pikachu on a stand and a strap thingy(I attached it to my bag). 

I almost forgot, we bumped into cher sheng while we were eating! He has his hair dyed now. Went backed and wandered until 6.30pm where the show started, there was this band that performed a lot of J-pop songs, the lead singer's voice was very nice. Then the next performer was May'n aka Sheryl Nome from Macross Frontier, I can't believe she's in Singapore! I love her songs from Macross Frontier, but I couldn't stay for long cos my stomach was killing me nad I felt like puking. Probably the curry I ate. I took a panadol and I feel much better. 

Have super a lot of photos. I'll post them in the future

Boring

Yes. It's  5.12am and I'm still awake, I've changed my blog music to a song called Boring by The pierces, to suit everyone's mood, bored. 

暂时没有请人

Ok, as you all know I'm looking for a holiday job, so as I went shopping with my mum and my sister for clothes + sister's prom stuff. I stepped on a salted fish!!!! I was damn pissed can? I will seek out the bastard who left the salted fish there and shove him/her into a dungeon filled with nothing but salted fishes then skin him alive and throw him into a vat of acid. He will regret the moment he decided to just drop his salted fish on the ground! He will burn in hell for all eternity for leaving the salted fish there! And the kid that said, "EWW, so disgusting!" You watch out, no body publicly humiliates me, only I can do that!!! I will seek you out and rip your tongue out from your mouth and have you drink acid. Just you wait.

bought 2 shirts, although I promised myself not to buy black and white, I still bought black and white. It's like some curse!! The next time I but clothes, no black and white!!!

Then we passed by a mos burger outlet, I decided to muster up my courage to ask for a job interview, but when I asked the person, nervously in English, he cringed his eyebrows and said, "什么？" (what in mandarin) . I could also hear a China accent in it and I immediately repeated what I said in my very chopped up mandarin. But he replied,"对不起，我们 暂时没有请人."

I was damn disappointed

random

I wake up energized everyday only to rot at home. I have nothing to do, except my usual routine of using the comp , playing with my NDS and sleeping late. Maybe I'll go to the library. Then borrow some books to read for my book review. It constitutes 50% of my CA1 for English next year after all.

I'm just waiting for someone to ask me out. (Who am I kidding?! Who would ask me out?). Really wanna go out, but no idea who to go with(who would wanna go anyway?) or even where to go and what to do. Then there's the whole problem with money. GRRR. I'll just wait here for someone to organise some sort of outing. (This paragraph is a really desperate hint)

Then now there's the lack talking to people. I don't really talk much over msn or sms, I prefer talking face to face or on the phone. I need a decent conversation with someone else other than my mum and my sis soon or I swear, you will see me on the headlines of The Newpaper.

14 year-old suffers nervous breakdown due to lack of conversations, more details on page 6

And recently there has been a guy that has been mauled to death by 2 white tigers. I find it a very gruesome and weird way to die. I pity him lar. Imagine, his funeral, cannot open the coffin. (If he is getting buried). I heard over the news that he suffered from depression and was suicidal. I do not mean to be rude to the dead but, die also die in a way that will not tarnish the name of your workplace right? What will tourists and other visitors think if they knew that someone was killed due to problems with security? Who would want to work, fearing for their lives, fearing that they'll get assaulted by an animal any moment? Also, suicide is stupid, it affects one's family and friends, who may get depression from losing a loved one and also commit suicide, sparking off a chain reaction. If you fail in life and face obstacles, stay strong, don't run or back down. So many people succeeded after facing setbacks, why choose a path that will hurt your love ones. I feel sorry for the family of the victim.

Random stuff ahead

I'm starting to songs by George Michael, and some of them are quite nice. 

I scalded my index finger while making toast.

I would really love it if it's breezy tomorrow.

I haven't showered yet although it's 1.40am .

My keyboard is oily, eww.

It's very dirty on the inside, I plan to clean it, but i have been procrastinating since April.

Jasmine just signed in. (Not that I care)

I'm barely feeling the wind from the fan.

I can feel my hair growing as I'm typing this.

Do I talk fast?

I need to take a shower, but as usual, I'm too lazy.

I feel like eating roti prata, with curry.

I want to drink a salty soup. 

I'm perspiring.

I want my fringe back.

I wish I can fluently speak, read and write Japanese.

I just lost my train of thought.

~Wake me up, before you go go~

Oh my god! Chandler and Monica!

Cherudim, Lockon Stratos, Sniping targets!

I don't feel sleepy.

I like apple pie(not)

I haven't eaten western food in a while.

dtyjkkmstjmboyc

There's only 7 people online.

Someone tell me where I can get a job.

I feel so useless

Now's i'm feeling hungry

hocus pocus.

XOXO

The sky is black right now.

WTF AM I SAYING?! I'm going mental. Nervous breakdown, here I come.

50 things about me and I need money

Fishballs, I need money, I have no money after buying my edge thingy. And my debtor hasn't paid me back. I need money, or else how am I gonna buy ****'s *******y ******t. I need money, I don't feel safe without it.

That's why I'm job hunting!!!

I really really really need a part-time job, so someone who has a good recommendation, please tell me! If not , I'm thinking of working part-time at Mos Burger. The website says Students, retirees and housewives are welcome. I hope they're hiring 14 year-old students. Even McDonalds hires people with at least an 'N' Level cert. LIKE WTF?! What about students who want to get holiday jobs but have to aim for the fast-food industry because he/she has no connections to shop/business owners that know him/her well enough to hire him/her. 

I need a job! But I have no extra skills that can help me in the working world! I'll get slaughtered out there! Why is getting a stupid holiday job so tough?! OMG, I'm whining before I even tried, I am such a loser. I don't know anything useful! I don't even know how to do day-to-day things !

50 everyday things I don't know how to do/things people my age know how to do that I don't:

1. I don't know how to Iron clothes

2. I don't know how to Do laundry

3. I don't know how to Ride a bike

4. I don't know how to Swim (just throw me into deep water and I can die)

5. I don't know how to Repair a computer

6. I don't know how to Assemble a computer

7. I don't know how to Memorise simple things like things to buy/do etc

8. I don't know how to Do Cart-wheels

9. I don't know how to Play a sport well

10. I don't know how to Sew without pricking my fingers.

11. I don't know how to Cook

12. I don't know how to Come up with a decent conversation/argument

13. I don't know how to Come up with a joke

14. I don't know how to Sing properly without going off-tune

15. I don't know how to pour water into a cup without spilling

16. I don't know how to Thoroughly kick someone's ass in something

17. I don't know how to Speak without slipping my words

18. I don't know how to Multi-task

19. I don't know how to Accept criticism without being offended

20. I don't know how to Remember song lyrics

21. I don't know how to Fire a gun

22. I don't know how to Fence

23. I don't know Any form of martial arts.

24. I don't have Have a proper sense of rhythm

25. I don't know how to tpye a secntene wthiuot mankig an erorr (type a sentence without making an error)

26. I don't know how to Drive a Car or any vehicle

27. I don't know how to Row a boat.

28. I don't know how to Fly a kite

29. I don't know how to Whistle

30. I don't know how to Not offend someone for a day

31. I do not know hot to Self-discipline myself

32. I don't know how to Ice skate

33. I don't have the guts to stand up for myself

34. I can't be strong for myself

35. I cannot assure myself

36. I'm cannot work alone, I always need a pillar that often isn't there

37. I don't know how to have a crush on the right person

38. I don't know how to think before I talk

39. I don't know how to do simple math

40. I don not know how to accept blame

41. I don't know how to pull myself together

42. I don't know how to attract a crowd's attention in a correct manner

43. I don't know how to watch my spending

44. I don't know how to think for others

45.  I don't know how to make decisions without regretting it

46. I don't know how to speak Cantonese and Japanese, which are part of my family's roots

47. I don't know how to be humble

48. I don't know how to eat without making a mess of the area

49. I don't know how to ignore

50. AND  I DEFINITELY DON'T KNOW HOW TO SHUT UP

Hope you know me better now. Just let me rot in self-pity .

I am such a loser.

class chalet part 2

Ok, as promised, I shall blog about the rest of the class chalet. I woke up when someone opened the door and banged it into me(cos I was sleeping beside the door). I was damn groggy, so I  went back to sleep on the first floor but it was too noisy. I tried to sleep later even after brushing my teeth, I didn't follow the rest to breakfast cos I was too groggy. So I decided to sleep in the upstairs room until vincentwoke me up, saying that we need to levae now if we wanted to go escape or wild wild wet. Only to realise later that it was too early, PFFT LAR. So I went back to sleep, but it was only short-lived cos the girls returned back to the chalet. I can't remember what I did in the mean time but I finally decided to go to wild wild wet. 

So this is how I'll describe my maiden voyage to Wild Wild Wet. 

We were about 10 mins early, so we had to wait for the gates to open, although the staff were like, already there and there was a queue. But this shows that they need to get ready and need to ensure that the lifeguards are in position, and the rides are working etc etc etc, a sign of responsibility. Thumbs UP! But on the other hand, who dosen't hate waiting? It was a torturing 10 mins to wait can?

 After getting lockers and stuff, Sean bert and I headed for the Shiok Pool, much to my irritation, my body, after 5 years of not going into a pool, has forgotten how to swim. (I couldn't even swim properly in the 1st place when I was 9). So while I was trying to at least float, my glasses got hit by a jacuzzi like thing and MY GLASSES GOT WASHED AWAY! I panicked can? My glasses barely a year old lor! My mum would kill me! Sean and bert tried to help me find it, but sadly, it didn't work cos there were too many ppl and there was a current. So I had no choice but to force myself to go on. I could barely catch up with Sean and Bert cos they were swimming and I was "running". Overall, the Shiok pool is my favourite part of the park cos it's suited for lazy people like me. 

I had to exit the Shiok Pool,unless I wanted to be stranded alone in the Shiok pool half-blind. Followed Sean and Bert to that Family Ride thingy. By then, I was already thinking of how to explain to my mother about my glasses. Asked the guy there if it was possible to get my glasses back and he told me to ask the lifeguards there. The slide was fun at the starting when there was a huge slope, but later the ride was smoother and less scary. Immediately rushed to get my glasses back, asked the lifeguard he told us to meet us at a bridge cos he was on the other side and couldn't just jump across. AND SO I GOT MY GLASSES BACK! DAMN HAPPY CAN? 

I quote myself, "Wow! They're so effiecient! They found my glasses before I asked them! I feel like writing a letter of commendation!" Then I realised I didn't know his name so I said 

"Nevermind, just write there, Hunky Lifeguard." Then I realised another problem. What if they asked , "Which hunky lifeguard are you refering to?" 

OK, I sound damn gay.

Then tried the various slides, the purple one is not as fun as the yellow one. Then we ran into Donavon and Joseph! Played somemore. Then tried that U-slide thingy, damn fun-scary can?! My heart almost jumped out. Went on the family thingy again, and Samantha was like, "Eh, Kristopher, how come you have a dent in your chest? And you're soooo skinny!!" To get back at her, before the float I was on went down, I said to Sam, "Eh, Samantha, why you stand down there 当电灯泡 (light bulb, also means to play gooseberry) ?" Then the lifeguard was like, "Why not you join her ? 两个电灯泡比较亮。(2 light bulbs are brighter than 1). I rejected the offer and decided to go with my group. Was much smoother cos I went on the ride once. OKAY OKAY I'M GETTING BORED TYPING MY WHOLE EXPERIENCE AT WILD WILD WET. I'LL JUST FAST FORWARD MY WHOLE EXPERIECNCE.

Went to the Tsunami, NOT ADVISABLE FOR NON-SWIMMERS. PLAYED SOMEMORE. Snacked at the KFC, took photos, went back to he chalet. 

THEN HAD BBQ! I LOVE BBQ! I LOVE COOKING, I didn't eat he prawns, although I really wanted to. I hate prawn shells! Then played monopoly, got trashed, lost my temper (I know, sore-loser right?). Rematched, I played calmly and WON EVERYONE! So, the guide to winning monopoly, is to play unenthusiastically, rudely, crudely, and angrily. Couldn't sleep cos my space on the mattress was stolen from me. So I ended up sleeping on the floor next to the stairs. 

3RD DAY. 

Woke up, brush teeth, pack up, clear rubbish, clear bbq pit, check out. Sean got his saktes stolen! 

TO HELL WITH THAT THIEVING BASTARD!!!!!  

So,anyway,we went to Downtown East, met up with Don, ate at burger king and crapped around, it was a good thing we didn't get chased out. Then play play play somemore then go home. I was poofed out and my batteries were flat, took a nice shower and crashed into bed. (I think I did that, if my memory isn't failing me.)

ps: I-MUST-LEARN-SWIMMING!! The trip to Wild Wild Wet has made me realised that you just need to throw me into a pool 1.8m deep to kill me. I have to learn! I dun wanna die so easily! But one 1.75m tall 14-going-on-15 year old bamboo pole learn swimming like very paiseh leh. GRRR. I just ruined my own mood.

PSS: I wanted to write so much more but alas, this is for public viewing, the details may disgust you. And you're probably just skipping this ridiculously long post! 

Class chalet

The class chalet rocked man, never had so much fun with so little sleep in a long time. (God, that came out wrong) . 

So on the first day, we gathered early in the morning at 8.30am , I was the first to reach, pfft. Then people started to gather, but our important organiser Sean was nowhere in sight, so I called him, only to end up chatting with his voicemail inbox. And I was LITERALLY chatting with his voicemail inbox. 

I quote, "Oh hello again voicemail inbox, I hope you can pass a message to Sean that he's late and everyone's waiting for him, thanks voicemail inbox!" 

In the end we headed to pasir ris ourselves without waiting for Sean. The train ride was super long! I almost fell asleep on the train. We loitered around cos we couldn't decide where to go. Then Sean the latecomer arrived! We walked to Pasir Ris park and rollerbladed!!! I've gotten much better at this. There was one part where I was trying to support Junling, I lost my balance and fell, which caused Junling to fall. And for some weird reason caused Michelle to fall, so it was kind of a human 3-way-pile-up. Sean just stood there and laughed.  I swear, the park has a lot of mosquitoes. I got 7 mosquito bites by the end of the trip from the park. And the beach there has a great breeze. Shit happened, then went to Ehub to eat, I was kinda in a bad mood so I didn't eat.

Then, we proceeded to our chalet, when we saw it, we were like, "OH MY GOD, SO SMALL?!". When we walked in, were were like, "ALAMAK, WE KENNA SCAM!" It was much smaller than in the photo, there was 1 toilet, as opposed to 4, which was mentioned. The one last year was better. 

We soon adjusted to our environment. I switched on the TV, and when I was at Channel News Asia, the fisrt words I saw were "Barack Obama wins US election." I went "WOO!!! Obama won!" But I gues not everyone heard me cos I heard people saying "HUH? Obama won?" in the evening. We went to the beach and slacked/walked/threw stones and sand. We returned to the chalet and ate dinner, Mr Yeo was there. Then played monopoly, I got slaughtered terribly. Then some people went to watch a night movie, I chose to stay at the chalet cos I really had no money. So sean Mich , Junling, Samantha, Jasmine and Sean stayed in the room on the second floor and chatted like siao, and Sean and Jsmine danced. Shit happened. Then continued talking, had lots of fun. The girls let Sean and I sleep in the upstairs room, but let me tell you, the room is soooo cold that you can't even sleep, so I ended up leaving the room and sleeping next to the door.

Day 2 will be posted on another date, it's 2.37 am and my mum's making noise.

X-men

Recently, I've started to have an interest in the X-Men, I really wished humans would develop superhuman powers all of a sudden and use them for good/bad. 2 characters I really like are Wallflower aka Laurie Collins and Jean Grey aka Marvel Girl/ Phoenix. Wallflower has pheromone powers. (Pheromone's are chemicals that are emmited by plants/insects that cause natural behavioural instincts of the same species.) She can emit pheromones and affect other humans to do whatever she wants them to. For example, if she were to use a fear pheromone on someone, she'll scare her target away. So she can affect anyone's behaviour and character. Bud sadly, she was assassinated by Willian Stryker after he saw in a vision that she would single-handedly defeat him and his army. COOL RIGHT!? (not the part about her being knocked off). then I would make everyone envy me,/hate me/love me/adore me/feel threatened by me. SO COOL.

For those people who know nothing of the x-men, Jean Grey is one of the first X-men and one of the most powerful mutants . She has the powers of telepathy a telekinesis, telepathy allows her to read minds, read memories,hear thoughts, alter memories, astral projection, brain-wash, take control of people etc etc.  Telekinesis allows Jean Grey to lift and move objects with her mind or use at as a concussive force to cause hurt and pain or use it to let her fly. Jean also wields the power of the Phoenix force, which greatly intensified her powers to the extent that she could explode a star. COOL RIGHT?! I will always be able to know what people are thinking, see their memories, communicate with them telepathicallyand control them. Then If I had telekenisis I don't have to use manual labour, I can carry heavy things easily and can FLY! WOO NO MORE WALKING! 

But seriously, this phenomenon may not even occur for the next thousands and millions of years as we humans haven't reach that stage of evolution.

Woo! class chalet!

head on

I'm sure you're aware of the new fiasco I just created from my previous post. I will bear the consequences. If you don't want to listen to my apology and you want to beat me up, I'm fine with it, I admit I went too far and cross the line, but those are my words and if they irk you and you feel like scolding me, please kindly do so and please refrain from vulgarities. I am sure that you must really dislike me and if you want to hurl vulgarities at me, I can't stop you, it's your mouth as much as this is my blog, but leave my family out of it!

If you decide to come and bash me up, you don't have to hold back, as long as it can cool your anger. (This only applies to parties involved, friends not included). If you want to hit me, I won't fight back, for these are consequences I must bear. 

I will say this one more time, Yon Chin, I am in the wrong about the post , and I'm sorry, but if you don't accept it and still want to bash me, I'll accept it head on.

i hate titles

I wanna eat duck rice, but the one near my house is so $$$

dammit, why did i have to lose my pouch

i'm waiting for dinner

Which I have to buy

Eating the same thing again

No wonder I'm so thin

I want a psp

I want a bigger bed

I WANT MY DINNER!!!

You know what? I'll just buy it myself now.

Life is soo unfair.

I'm gonna continue acting spoilt and waste your time as you read this post.

Please carry on reading.

Please tag my tagboard

I'm being soooo random

I want to get a holiday job.

But you need to have at least an 'N' level cert to work there.

I wonder if mos Burger will hire me

They did say "Students, retirees and housewives"

I hate channel 8 dramas more now.

So predictable.

I want cable tv.

I hate that fat-ass.

Damn that fat-ass.

They should capture him,

drain out his fats and send them to the oil refinery so he can contribute to the society.

Eat so much

Pig

Wanna puke when I look at him.

Whiny asshole.

Go burn in hell.

one week

School's out!!! Holidays! Irregular sleeping hours!!! Drama and choir!! I'm soo gonna rot at home. There's nothing to do! Not after my whole pouch of games did a magic trick and vanished into thin air. Grr, thinking about it spoils my mood. Thursday was last day of school, took lots of photos. And I very unsuccessfully took photos. I looked very ugly. I will not post photos with me in them. oOr else I"ll scare away my readers. 3 girls already asked me for the photos I took, anyone else one the pics? Got back my report book, definitely kissing pure science goodbye. Probably going to a geog class or an FnN class (PLEASE DON'T STREAM ME INTO A DNT CLASS). I freaking got A1 for English and Science! did average for my humans and was grasping at straws for Chinese.

Now that our class is breaking up, I'll kinda miss everyone. The laughter, fights, back-stabbing, and boring lessons we've been through together. I'll never forget. 2 years went by in a flash. The closest friends I've ever had. The fun we've had, I'll never forget. The memories, forever etched in my head. I'll miss you guys.  Especially Donavon, Sean, Pueh Suan, Soong Jia Min, Hui Ching, Simin and Bert.

Okay mushy bits over, on to other stuff. Any ideas on how to spend the holidays? I really don't want to rot at home. I couldn't stand the june holidays, you can't imagine what a month holiday will do to me. I'll decompose so badly that you won't even recognise my bones.(Well maybe you will, since I already look like bones) . 

Okay I intended this to be a long post, but I'm having a writers block. And there are no photos yet cos Blogger is laggy and I'm not feeling patient today. 

WEEEEE

I had a ball today. INLINE SKATING! Wooo!!! It was quite sucky cos Don and Sean weren't there. It was fun to see my classmates struggle with rollerblading and keep falling down. But the guards, helmets and Rollerblades were damn smelly can? Then there was this 206 girl that sprayed perfume onto her gears and helmet and other people asked her for her perfume, you can like, smell it from 5-6 metres away? I'm now better at skating, so much better than before.

And I have to change the way I talk, first, I HAVE TO TALK LESS. I talk too much, I cannot even shut up. Second, I have to speak softly, my regular speaking voice is rather loud that people across the classroom can hear. Third, I have to watch my words, I speak much faster than I can think, I just fire out words without thinking if anyone will get offended. And I end up offending them, accidentally and purposely. Though on purpose more often. I have to stop offending people because of my speech or it will make me more unpopular. 

MUST TALK LESS

MONEY MONEY MONEY

I need the money. I need it. BADLY! I NEED $46.

Why? Cos of the stupid drama bbq. $10?! Dammit. Why must be bbq? So $$$ you think money drop from the sky ar?! You think I very rich?

But then I can just don't go, then no need to pay!

But I don't wanna miss out from the fun.

Then $10 for the class chalet. Damn it! And I die die have to go class chalet, it's the last time we'll be having fun as a class!

Then there's $16(wtf) for the class t-shirt. But I kinda see no point in having the class t-shirt, cos it's already the last week of school and when we get it, it's probably the holidays already. Not a worthy investment.

So in total I need THIRTY-SIX F***ING DOLLARS if I choose all three.

I have about $76 worth of savings. $50 of which is my remainder ang-pao money which I swore never to touch. If I spend 36f-ing dollars, I will be left with a miserable $40, thereby breaking the promise I made to myself! 

So shall I just ask for opinions from others. And choose what to do. Or shall I go beg mom for money?  

真的是钱不够用！！！

This sucks

This sucks, it really sucks .

Actually nothing is sucky now, (not that I wanna tell you anyway, cos this blog is open to the public) just feeling like saying something sucks. And I felt like wasting your time anyway. So if you were expecting me to launch into a page long essay ranting mode and see me bitch about stuff. I'm sorry, today's not the day. 

I want to projectile vomit and and throw grenades at someone!!!!

Who knew a shit-ass Channel 8 drama can spoil my mood like that? The shitty perfect happily-ever-after-ending just makes me want to barf out my meals. 

It's just so not fair. NOT FAIR

AND KISS MY ASS!!!

Letter meme

*Note ! Not a real post! It's one of those pass to other blogs thing

Dear Hellfire:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on Mr John F. Kennedy-statue . I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand there is no solution to this . I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before to ruin the second world war.

Go burn,
-Kristopher-

Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11).

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Don't wait for me to tag you, just do it.

fail le lar

sfuth uoyfsbvnasbn kertguiweui

I have seen my papers and my SA2 results. I did very very well for English, I think I came in second or third , DAMN SHIOK CAN?! I did pretty well for Lit ,history and Science. The person who marked my science paper left out 10 freaking marks! I can't believe it! I PASSED CHINESE !!!!!!!!! I passed art paper, but failed my overall. RAWR. And as expected, I failed math. But I just passed Paper 2,  25/50. I got B4 for home ec (pfft, I got my finger scalded for nothing). 

Oh yeah, so after school, I went to have lunch with Sean and Donavon as usual. Kinda dampened by my mood swing again. Then got cheered up and decided to take the 136 bus with Don and Sean again. But as soon as I did that, I totally felt a familiar vibe. It was the....

BEING EXTRA LARGE VIBE

The thought of getting off immediately came to my head. So I got off a few bus stops later. I hate the "extra" vibe. Sick and tired of being or even getting the feeling of being extra. Call me paranoid all you want but anyone who knows me well knows I hate feeling extra. No more 136 bus rides for me. Even though I may not be extra.

HALLELUJAH

OH MY GOD

The exams are over! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!! I'm going to 305 cos i flunked my math paper. I could only do the graph question. I can finally do graphs because of my sister's teaching. Anyway, Mr Yeo said I did very well for English paper 1, and that I possibly topped the class (!!!!).  5 days of relaxing and fun. Went to eat with Donavon and Bertrand and Sean then watched Mama Mia with Simin and Huiching, including us, there were only 7 people in the theatre. Maybe it's cos it's at 12.50pm and we watched it a jubilee. 

Not reviewing it.

But the songs are nice.

GOING TO EAST COAST TOMORROW(but haven't asked my mum)

still not much readers

Weak

Feeling weak and tired, can't study. 

Mr Yeo said I did very well for English paper 1

Science paper was a breeze, managed to finish on time

Now I'm feeling super weak. Must rest.

I think it's the chilli flavoured iced Milo i drank earlier on.

Had a drink with my dad and mum.

Gonna crash

smra ym ni peels ot loof lirpa ym guh ot gnivarc m'i

look before you cross

I will always remember to look before I cross a road from now on. You know why?

Every morning, people will jay walk pass this very small road (approx 7-8 m wide) . Because they can't be bothered to use the traffic light, i was looking at my phone when i was about to cross. There was this maid and kid that were in front of me that crossed, so I crossed too, assuming it was safe, and not looking. Then I heard (over the music from my earpiece) : "BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!" (CAR HORNS) Then I immediately turned my head to see what is was, and before I knew it, a car just zoomed past me. I was in total shock can?! If i took one more step I wouldn't be typing this post, I'll either be meeting Jesus or Satan(If they do exist). Or lying in a coma.

Had history paper, I screwed cos the !@#$%^&*() Section  B wasted my time. In the end, I lost 12 marks.

Chinese paper, I couldn't do one question, so four marks gone.

finally, I'm not angry with him anymore, it takes a lot of energy to hate someone.

161 posts!

WOOO 161th post! I've come a long way now and STILL hardly any readers. BAH! What will it take for me to gain some readership? Bitch about the society? The government? People? WHAT?!

I don't know why I keep updating this, I don't get any readers and I keep offending people I don't wish to offend, what will it take for just more readers, and tags? Do I need to keep posting up photos of worthless stuff? Shit. 

Maybe I should start vlogging, so the people on video hosting sites will be directed to my blog/vlog! Then I'll finally have more readers!

*slaps myself* I need to be less delusional and start revising math if I wanna take double science next year. GOOO MEEE!!!!

Desperate Housewives Season 5 episode 1

I watched (refer to title) on wednesday with my sister . And it was a great episode! The five year jump was a very good storyline for the series. Good luck getting an emmy!

******WARNING SPOILERS AHEAD******

The episodes starts as usual, with a monologue from Mary-Alice Young, it starts with a scene showing Susan Delfino giving bith to her son with another woman , Lila, giving birth at the same time in another ward. The scene skips to show how many times Lila and Susan could have met each other, but never did. In a bitter twist of fate, Lila and Susan had to meet on Susan's wedding anniversary with Mike Delfino in a car accidnet , Susan's car does a dramatic somersault and we are left to guess if mike is dead or alive. 

The scene then changes to show the changes the housewives had over the 5 years, Bree Hodge is now a career woman with a catering business along with Katherine Mayfair, and also published a cook book. Lynette Scavo is seen sending off her teenage sons to school/work. Gabrielle walking and looking all beautiful and fashionable , and turning into a plump housewife with 2 overweight daughters(NNNOOOO!! SHE WAS THE HOTTEST HOUSEWIFE!!!) . 

***END OF SPOLIERS***

I didn't spoil the whole thing, I only said the intro.

AND YES! ART paper is over! I have one less thing to worry about! Although I can tell I flunked it. And I have topped myself in something ! I am now better at ignoring. If I go at this rate, I will soon be a master of ignoring, just like my mum, GO ME!!!

shows shows and more shows

I now have 2 less anime shows to look forward to because Sunday was the last episode for "Code Geass R2" and "Macross Frontier". The ending was jaw-dropping for code geass! Lelouch, the protagonist planned his own death to bring peace to the world and he died in front of his sister, much to her despair. After that, everyone ends up happily ever after and C.C, another protagonist is seen talking to Lelouch's spirit. 

I rate the ending 4/5, it was kind of a fresh kind of ending, I have been looking forward to a not cliche ending for years, and Code Geass gave me the non-cliched ending I have always wanted!

The ending for macross frontier is your typical mecha ending, but with great songs from the series to accompany it. Although is sounded weird because the show's crew tried to put the whole series' songs in 15-10 minutes, using only a line or 2 for some songs. I give it, 3/5

I SAW THE TRAILER FOR DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES SEASON 4 ON CHANNEL 5!!!!! But the song they used was kinda crappy though, the one they used in America sounded nicer. I can't wait for the 4th season! But there's a new gay couple in the show, how's channel 5 gonna show it? And what took them so long to show season 4? They only show season 4 after season 5 started in America? I remember Singapore would only be about 5 or so episodes behind America when they were showing the other seasons, what's with the delay?!

AND GUNDAM 00 season 2 IS STARTING NEXT WEEK! YAY!!! I can't wait!

I know I'm supposed to be studying, but hey! I do need to relax a bit, right?

Very super a lot of photos

STOP LITTERING!!!! THROW IT INTO THE BIN!!!!

Lol, Like people so free go notice the sign, who would notice the sign? Wo would even bother taking a photo of it ? You can have a million of these and people will still jay-walk

This is what I look like now. I hate my nose, jaw and hair.

This is belle Koh's bag, and it's completely empty! (minus the file and pencil case)

Vermin to drivers.

Mother nature is dying

I have no idea what this has to do with my art theme.

More trees.

KEEP SINGAPORE LITTLER FREE!!!! YOU SEE THAT?!

What's there to build!? You're killing the earth!

Lol, my mum is a HUGE fan of F1, she knows almost every racer's name and what team he/she is on(is there even a female driver?) . She's practically glued to the tv screen. she also can watch until very 激动 (ji dong) (excited).

OH-MY-GOD

WOOO!!! My dad's in Singapore! I went out to have lunch with him today! God, I miss him, I haven't seen him in a while. He looks older somehow, (must be the formal attire and glasses). We had lunch at sakae sushi , which I have to say, sucked a lot since I last went there. The sushi rolls tasted weird(probably cos it spent too much time on the conveyor belt) . The edamame sucked. EVEN worse, the bowl of tempura udon has shrunk A LOT! And they only gave 2 pieces of ebi, (which has also shrunk) , as opposed to the additional lotus, sweet potato and eggplant. Also ate sashimi, and this salad (forgot the name). I couldn't eat much, the food was bad. Then we went walking around, as usual, we went to a game shop to see if there were any games I liked.

In the end, we bought 2 games, instead of the usual 1 game. I got Harvest Moon DS Island of Happiness(which I think has the suckiest controls in Natsume's attempt to make good use of the touch screen) . The other game is BRAIN AGE 2!!! WOOO!!! It rocks . Brain age 2 is like, THE BEST! But I can't believe my brain age is 40+. I  even hit 60 at one point. But the games are soo fun, I'm bringing it to school to test some people in my class. Then see how "fast" they think.

My mum thinks dad bought 1, which was enough to piss her off, cos she thinks it's a waste of $$$ . If she finds out I got 2, I'll hear no end to her nagging. My sister called me a bloodsucker cos dad buys me a game everytime we meet. She complained to me how much she needs contacts. 

I'M WILLING TO SPONSOR $20 FOR THEM!

bored

no inspiration to blog! gimme something to blog about!

HAH!

Woah! English paper was a breeze

things to do before and after exams

Things to do before end-of-year.
1. REVISION!!!!!
2. Stop using the comp
3. Focus more in class(although it's kinda too late)
4. Instill self-discipline in myself
5. Play after I finish revising what I wanna revise for the day
6. Get proper sleep
7.Stop thinking about the April-Fool and my bizarre dream


Things to do after end-of-year
1. PARTAE!!!!!!(party)
2. Eat and binge!
3. Play!!!
4. Slack
5. Take naps and sleep late
6. USE COMP
7. FINISH WATCHING FRIENDS
8. Learn a sport and play it well!!! (take the hint people)
9. Hangout!
10. catch a movie
11. Go Bowling again!
12. Learn to cycle

I can just drop dead now part 2

WHY DID I EVEN SAY THAT?! grrr!!! He probably hates me now. I can just go and die from the guilt, AGAIN!

Why do I always regret what I say? when will the bone-headness stop? Can't I say the correct thing once?













I am sooooo sorry for what I said to you.

pffuit

This feeling can't suck any more. My recent dream bugged me so much I couldn't focus the whole day that I couldn't concentrate and I couldn't think clearly during my science test.

Seriously , is this an omen ? A sign that I shouldn't be obessed with my April Fool ? A sign that it's really impossible?

haiz

I hate that guy. Seriously. I wanna shove a gun into his mouth and blow his head to smithereens.

Eat lunch

I absolutely HATE eating alone. Eating lunch alone is like cursing my parents in my face. I hate eating it so much that I'm starting to imagine that I'm not whenever I am, I would imagine that I'm eating lunch with my 3 new imaginary friends, theyre names are , " Me, Myself and I"

"Me" is always quiet and shy. He has low self-esteem, and he's always eating so slowly.
"Myself" is a polar opposite of "Me", he's loud, rude, vulgar, perverted, over confident, and so arrogant that I feel like wringing his toothpick-neck.
"I", is something like a balance between the "Me" and "Myself". Just add the both of them together and you get "I". I enjoy talking with "I". "I" undersatnds me the most, "I" can sometimes be irritaing like "Myself" though, but I learn to accept all of their flaws.

OMG, WHAT AM I DOING?!!! I'M MENTAL!!!!

Actually I didn't really eat alone, I was later joined by Tian Tian. Although no the best person to lunch with, it's better than eating with "Me , Myself and I". She left later with her friends and I continued eating my fries with "Me, Myself and I".

Speaking of the MacDonald's Fries, They're extremely dry and taste really bad. They're, like really low-grade potato chips which are narrow and long. In my opinion, the standard of the fries have gone from bad to worse. I prefer the Mos burger ones, they're thick, not dry, and has that distinct potato flavour in it. The after taste that lingers in your mouth makes you crave for more until you finally finish the packet of fries, much to your disappointment. While MacDonald's fries make you crave for nothing but a drink to clear moisten your throat because a MacDonald's fry can cause a drought in your whole mouth and in your throat.

I-WANT-TO-EAT-MOS-BURGER!!!!

Botak

Yes, it's true, I'm botak, I had my hair shaved, I look like Mark Lee from 三个好人 ,except without the pock marks and with glasses.

I gave a lot of people very "hair-raising" surprises. My family was stunned when they saw my new haircut. They said I was crazy to have it so short, to make things worse, it costed 8 dollars.

So, I ran into Candace outside the school, and she looked SUPER SHOCKED. Her mouth was gaping.

Next was my class, when I walked into the classroom, a lot of people went ,"Oh my god!". So it kinda was like this:





The red things are the doors, I'm the black spot. By the time I reached spot "1". Quite a few people noticed my hair and said , "Oh my god". By the time I was at spot "2", I walked past Soong's group and it was their turn to go, "Oh My God" . By the time I was at spot 3, I received quite a lot of stares from a lot of surprised people. A lot of people asked why I cut my hair like that. To which I replied ,"Just for fun".


At assembly, more ,"oh my gods" and more " What happened to your hair?" and more " Why did you cut your hair like that?"

Mr Yeo even stopped walking to take a good look at my hair.

Fast forward to after School. Drama was as fun as ever, the sec 3 girls had the most exaggerated.
Ok, I've lost my patients to type. i'm ending this post, I'm moving on to the next one

WOO

I got back my report book.











I FREAKING GOT A1 FOR ENGLISH!!!! WOOOO!!!!!!!!!
I passed Chinese!
I got A1 for science!
but I failed math.

This was a vague memory of part of a conversation between me and my sis
Me: I failed maths
Sis: What did you get for Science
Me: A1
Sis: THEN WHAT'S THE USE OF IT? YOU FAILED MATH!
Me: That's why I'm frustrated

I passed ART! I GOT A B!! I got B for lit (WTF!) I got A2 for home ec(not bad). I got B for History(NOOOOOO! This is a nightmare gone horribly wrong ).

the lists

I've decided to make some lists

List things to do by the end of this year
1.Pass maths
2.Do better for Chinese
3.Pick up a sport (anyone willing to teach me?)
4.Convince mum to let me join choir( although I'm in it already)
5.Pass 2.4km run
6.Decide whether or not I want to join SL
7.Gain weight(muscle mass is preferable but I'm too lazy)
8. Hit 1.8m

List of things to do before graduation
1.Get a date and outfit for prom
2.Pass maths
3.refer to 1,2,3,5,7 of previous list.
4. Be 1.9m-2m tall
5. Kiss a girl

List of things to do before I do before I die

1. Go to Japan
2. Go to America
3. Pick up an instrument and play it well
4. Learn a sport and play it well
5. Get a tan
6. Keep shoulder-length hair for at least a month
7. Be more successful than my sister
8. Kill my sister if I fail goal number 7.(joking)
9. Speak and write fluent Japanese
10. Have a car
11. Get arrested for a crime
12. Get drunk and do something embarrassing
13. Be famous (not for breaking the law)
14. Be rich
15. Win something
16. Strike 4d/Toto
17. Speed Drive without getting into an accident or getting caught
18. Publish something
19. Turn hot
20. Get laser eye surgery
21. Correct my teeth
22. Lose my virginity

List of things I inherited from my parents
1.Short-temper - mum and possibly dad
2.Laziness - Dad
3.Acting skills - mum
4. Loud snoring - Dad






List of reasons I shouldn't like you
1. You're attached
2. We're like oil and water
3. Cos we won't be friends if tell you
4. I can't get you out of my head

Blogger is shit

the new blogger layout is shit, I hate my blog now. I'll explain some other day, my sis wants to use the comp

Can there be a better best friend

Can there be better friends? I love them, I love my best friends! Maybe even more than my family. (my mum's still no.1). Seriously, I have been such an abusive best friend, I feel that I'm gonna burn in hell when I die. I owe them a lot. If reincarnation exist, they're gonna be reincarnated as rich and handsome and successful businessmen. And I'll probably end up being their lowly subodinate/ bodyguard / maid(touch wood)/ butler(better than maid), or if I'm lucky, I may be their abusive superbly supportive Best Friend with homicidal moodswings a positive, never-say-die, enthusiastic attitude beacuse the god of the underworld thinks that it'll be fun to give them another abusive fantabulous best friend like me.

I LOVE MY BEST FRIENDS!!!!
I LOVE MY BEST FRIENDS!!!!
I LOVE MY BEST FRIENDS!!!!
I LOVE MY BEST FRIENDS!!!!
I LOVE MY BEST FRIENDS!!!!
I LOVE MY BEST FRIENDS!!!!
I LOVE MY BEST FRIENDS!!!!
I LOVE MY BEST FRIENDS!!!!

Which are, DONAVON TAN YUNG JIA AND SEAN TENG JINN MUN!!!!

followed by Soong Jia Min, Loh Simin, Tan Pueh Suan, Sui Hui Ching, Vincent Ling, and Bertrand Ong.

Listening to I'll be there for you (aka the opening theme song for FRIENDS)